Oh boy.

My neck hurts from shaking my head all week and I’ll bet yours does too.

OUR government spent $890 THOUSAND dollars on SERVICE FEES related to 13 THOUSAND EMPTY GOVERNMENT bank accounts and SOCIALISTS STILL WON’T ADMIT WE’RE BROKE…Socialists in congress are trying to give OBAMACARE a SHOT IN THE ARM by trying to RAISE TAXES ON THE FLU VACCINE and 15 year old kids, who have to have a note from a doctor to take an ASPIRIN at school can now buy PLAN B ABORTION PILLS WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION OR PARENTAL NOTIFICATION!!!

But that’s just the BEGINNING of this week’s socialist insanity.

What I’m about to relate seems TOO absurd to be REAL but, I assure you…I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!

Sit down, grab something bolted to the floor and HANG ON TIGHT…

It’s Friday Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

And the WAR AGAINST CHRISTIANITY just moved INSIDE the PENTAGON!!!!!

No kidding.

The PENTAGON, under the “leadership” of the MUSLIM COMMIE occupying the oval office…Has released the following statement:

“Religious proselytization is not permitted within the Department of Defense. … Court martials and non-judicial punishments are decided on a case-by-case basis.”

HEY…YA BUNCH OF YAHOOS…

THERE AIN’T NO ATHEISTS IN FOXHOLES!!!!!!!

Yes, socialists weasels…I KNOW it says “RELIGIOUS” and not just CHRISTIAN but…

MAY I REMIND YOU OF THIS IMAGE???

Hello? Yep…THOSE ARE MUSLIMS…IN THE PENTAGON…WITH THEIR 7^TH CENTURY ASSES IN THE AIR…ALLAHU AKBARING THEMSELVES SILLY!!!!!

And guess what…THOSE AIN’T MARTHA STEWART HOME DÉCOR RUGS FROM WALMART THEY’RE KISSING!!!!!

So…”If yer MUSLIM and ya know it , clap yer hands” but…If you tote a BIBLE or the TORAH…

COURT MARTIAL FOR YOU!!!!!

It seems that military CHAPLAINS are gonna have a LOT of free time on their hands huh???

I’ll tell ya…YOU CAN’T SWING A ROSARY WITHOUT HITTING A JAG ANYMORE!!!

I guess it’s still okay to be an Officer and a Gentleman but…An Officer and a GENTILE MAN???

NO WAY!!!!!!!

Let me ask the mindless, politically correct MORONS over at the building with an extra wall a question…

Do you remember that famous painting of GEORGE WASHINGTON…Down on his knee in a snowy forest???

WELL JUST WHAT, EXACTLY, DO YOU AGNOSTICS WITH STARS ON YOUR GODFORSAKEN SHOULDERS THINK HE WAS DOING DOWN THERE???

LOOKING FOR A LOST CONTACT LENS?????

Fuming.

LAST week, I went off regarding the Federal Court Judge reading Miranda rights to that MUSLIM TERRORIST in Boston and NOW…

We get the REST of the story.

It seems BOMBER BOY isn’t the ONLY MUSLIM TURD in the punchbowl.

It turns out that that “JUDGE” was Marianne Bowler…

WHO IS, HERSELF…WELL CONNECTED TO THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD!!!!!

Bowler travels EXTENSIVELY in MUSLIM COUNTRIES as she is a Member of…The International Judicial Relations Committee of the Judicial Conference of the United States and in THAT role…

THIS DHIMMI WIT’S ONLY INTERNATIONAL VISITS AND SPEECHES HAVE BEEN IN MUSLIM COUNTRIES!!!!!!

The first clue SHOULD have been that her JUDICIAL ROBES ALL COME WITH A BLACK PILLOWCASE AND A PORTHOLE TO LOOK THROUGH!!!

Now, before you try and tell me she went rogue and NOBODY ORDERED her to Mirandize the TERRORIST…May I remind you that NOBODY got fired for Fast and Furious…NOBODY GOT FIRED FOR Benghazi AND this BOSTON BOMBER’S BURQA BENCH BUNNY AIN’T GONNA GET FIRED EITHER!!!!!

Fuming!

Okay…THIS one’s a little odd…

Yesterday…A FULL GROWN man…REPORTEDLY DRESSED UP AS AN…ELF…

Was standing in the SECURITY line at the Houston Airport when he…ummmmm…

PULLED OUT AN AR-15…FIRED 2 SHOTS INTO THE CEILING AND THEN…SHOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD…

After which, I’m sure…The TSA confiscated his shampoo bottle.

He apparently died of an…ELF…inflicted wound.

One has to wonder if, a NUN, being strip-searched had to wait till she was allowed back into her habit to give the man last rights?

No doubt, this will lead to Diane Feinstein BELLOWING for a BAN ON EXTRA LARGE ELF SUITS!!!!!

The Dictator BEGGED people NOT TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS and socialists in congress sprinted towards microphones to tell people that NOT ALL CRAZY PEOPLE WITH GUNS ARE ELVES!!!!!!!

Well…DUH!!!

Most of em are garden variety lunatic LIBERALS…Everybody knows THAT.

Apparently, it all happened very fast. After the 2 shots, an Air Marshall took a shot at the hollow tree escapee and missed, then, the man pulled a pistol and shot himself somewhere between his chin and pointy hat.

 Socialists dove behind potted plants for cover and Conservatives stayed in line and continued to wait for the government feel-up.

I’m waiting for some congressional socialist baboon to blame THIS on sequester.

Allow me to explain the REAL problem here as delicately as I possibly can…

YOU SOCIALIST, POLITICALLY CORRECT MORONS…..

YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO STOP THE NEXT 9-11 IF YOU’RE QUIVERING IN YOUR BIRKENSTOCKS BECAUSE…IN A LINE OF PEOPLE WEARING SHORTS, JEANS AND BUSINESS SUITS…

YOU’RE TOO AFRAID OF BEING SUED BY KEEBLER FOR ALL THE COOKIES YOU OWN TO…PROFILE THE GUY CARRYING AN AR-15 AND DRESSED LIKE A…GIANT…FREAKIN’… ELF!!!!!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

OH GOOD GRIEF…

Ummmm…Socialists…Remember when WE CONSERVATIVES told ya we were gonna say we TOLD YA SO???

Well…

NOW it turns out that HARRY REID wants MO MONEY, MO MONEY, MO MONEY to IMPLEMENT OBAMACARE!!!!!

It’s a train wreck…Just like Max Baucus said…A VERY EXPENSIVE TRAIN WRECK!!!

It seems that, when you TRY TO COVER 30 MILLION MORE PEOPLE…AN UNKNOWN NUMBER OF ILLEGAL ALIENS…KEEP KIDS ON THEIR PARENTS INSURANCE POLICIES UNTIL THEY’RE 26…PAY FOR SANDRA FLUKE’S BIRTH CONTROL…PROVIDE SEX CHANGE OPERATIONS FOR GOVERNMENT WORKERS…AND ALL THE REST…

THE GOVERNMENT DOCTOR’S BILL IT JUST SKYROCKETING!!!!!

Gee…Who would have seen THAT coming???

CONSERVATIVES…THAT’S WHO!!!!!!

WE TOLD YA SO!!!!!!

Now then…Socialists…What was it again that YOUR Dictator said???

Oh yeah…”OBAMACARE WON’T ADD A DIME TO THE DEFICIT!!”

Dr. FEELGOOD told ya that you could KEEP your current insurance and WE told ya you COULDN’T.

WE TOLD YA SO!!!!!

The DICTATOR told ya that your RATES would GO DOWN!!!

WE TOLD YA THEY WOULD GO UP…AND UP…AND UP…

WE TOLD YA SO!!!!!!!

The DICTATOR’S MINION told ya that you’d have to WAIT TO SEE WHAT WAS IN THE BILL UNTIL AFTER YA PASSED THE BILL!!!

We told ya you’d be sorry.

NEENER – NEENER!!!!!!!!

Now then…YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR TAX HIKE ON JANUARY 1^ST…WE’RE SPENDING 1.3 TRILLION PER YEAR MORE THAN WE TAKE IN…WE’RE $16.7 TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT AND COUNTING…

GUESS WHAT SOCIALISTS???

YA DONE RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY and…

WE TOLD YA SO!!!!!!!!

But guess what…THE EXACT SAME PILE OF FISCAL FECAL MATTER THAT ABSOLUTELY CANNOT, NO WAY IN HELL, JUGGLE THEIR ACCOUNTING TO COVER SEQUESTER BY CUTTING THE LEAST NEEDED CRAP TO FUND THE MOST NEEDED NECESSITIES…

IS GONNA SUGGEST ROBBING PETER TO PAY FOR PAUL’S SEX CHANGE SO HE CAN BECOME MARY!!!!

Listen up and hear me well you socialist putz-be-gone wannabes…UNDER OBAMACARE…YOU’RE MORE LIKELY TO GET A BOTTOM OF THE BARREL SPURGEON THAN A TOP FLIGHT SURGEON AND DUE TO SEQUESTER…YOU’RE GONNA WIND UP BOBBITED WITH A KLEENEX STUFFED BRA!!!!!

Here’s the truth, the whole truth and nothing BUT the truth…

OBAMACARE IS GONNA COST MORE TODAY THAT THEY TOLD YA IT WOULD YESTERDAY AND IT’S GONNA COST MORE TOMORROW THAN THEY’RE TELLING YA IT’S GONNA COST TODAY!!!

HARRY REID…THE DICTATOR’S PHLEBOTOMIST…AIN’T GONNA GET BLOOD FROM A STONE-WALLING CONSERVATIVE DOMINATED HOUSE SO HE SHOULD JUST QUIT HIS WHINING!!!!!

I am SO glad that today is Friday my friends because…

I AM ABSOLUTELY…

FUMING!!!!!!!!!