So…Just because I took a few days off to make a road trip doesn’t mean I haven’t been paying attention to the corruption and absurd behavior of our socialist/communist KNOT-HEADED “leadership” in Washington.

There was any NUMBER of things I COULD have taken on today and WAS going to take on but…Then it happened.

Yesterday…

The DICTATOR started DRONING on about DRONING and after nearly an HOUR…Made SUCH a DESPERATE and TRANSPARENT summation that I simply could NOT believe my EARS…

Or his for that matter!!

How ANYBODY could have ears THAT BIG and NOT hear the sound of his own demise COMING AT HIM LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN is beyond me.

Well Patriots…Gather round. I’m BACK…

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Well…

GOD’S GIFT TO NATIONAL SECURITY and our GREAT PROTECTOR…

BARACK HUSSEIN ASSHAT OBAMA…lectured us all about HIS TRANSPARENCY REGARDING DRONONG the enemy…WHETHER OR NOT THEY’RE AMERICANS…and his INSIGHTFUL vision for how to deal with FUTURE TERRORIST ATTACKS which, before the election…

HAD ALREADY BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

“AL QUEAD’S DEAD AND GM IS ALIVE!!!!!”

Can somebody…ANYBODY…tell me what he’s campaigning for NOW???

His Political Correctness actually said that before drone strikes are carried out, “there must be near-certainty that no civilians will be killed or injured’.”

Let me tell you something…

IF WE WERE THAT ANAL AND POLITICALLY CORRECT IN WWII…WE’D ALL BE SPEAKING FREAKIN’ GERMAN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

Yesterday…2 MUSLIMS murdered and carved up a British soldier on the street in London.

DO YOU REALLY THINK IT’S GONNA MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE IF YOU BAKE EM MUFFINS AND SEND EM A FRUIT BOQUET???

THE MUSLIM WORLD AIN’T GONNA BE OUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

In his nearly hour long diatribe…The DICTATOR defended DRONING and riled at the idea of a WAR AGAINST TERRORISM.

According to Captain ASSHAT…the way to defeat TERRORISM is by swatting every individual gnat one at a time instead of just letting the military actually do what the military does…WIN THE DAMN WAR!!!

However…HE LAID OUT A PLAN FOR THE RULES OF DRONE ENGAGEMENT WHICH WOULD MAKE IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO EVER DRONE TERRORISTS AT ALL!!!

Brilliant…Just BRILLIANT…

TELL EM YOU WON’T DRONE EM IF THERE’S A CIVILIAN IN THE BLAST ZONE WHY DON’T YA???

HELL…YA ALREADY TOLD EM WHEN WE’RE PULLING OUR MILITARY OUT!!!

WHY are we pulling out?

BECAUSE…ACCORDING to the DICTATOR…THE WAR ON TERROR IS OVER!!!!!

Guess what?

ACCORDING TO THE TERRORISTS…IT AIN’T OVER, NOWHERE NEAR OVER…ALALALALALALALALALALALAHU AKBAR…KABOOM!!!!!!!

Perhaps a memo should be issued and sent with the next fruit basket.

Fuming.

Then, as he started blathering about GITMO and HIS desire to shut it down…SOME DAFFY BANANA IN THE AUDIENCE STARTED HECKLING THE DICTATOR AND DEMANDING THAT ALL GITMO PRISONERS BE RELEASED NOW!!!

Naturally…HUSSEIN had a plan.

HE wants to find a place IN THE UNITED STATES TO KEEP THE TERRORISTS SO THEY CAN BE TRIED IN A COURT OF LAW.

Ummm…What about that new soccer field???

WHO GET’S THE SOCCER FIELD???

Glory be…I TOO have a plan…

SEND THEM ALL TO LIVE WITH THAT DAFFY BANANA!!!!!!! HELL…SHE’S THE ONE WHO THINKS THEY’RE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD CAMEL HUMPERS!!!!!!

The bat crap biddy was all bent because THE SCUM OF THE EARTH IS ON A HUNGER STRIKE AND IF I WAS IN CHARGE…I’d be frying bacon inside GITMO 24 hours a day BUT…Mr. Touchy Feely AGREED with the screaming shrew and wants to treat TERRORISTS like SHOPLIFTERS!!!!!

Hell…LET em starve to death…PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!!

The wound up wombat was Code Pink’s Medea Benjamin who, obviously, is in dire need of a FRESH SET OF BATTERIES FOR HER VIBRATOR, some common sense AND A DAMN HAPPY MEAL!!!!!

Although she was escorted from the venue by some burly teleprompter editors…It’s a fair bet that NEITHER RITALIN NOR AN AUDIT ARE IN HER FUTURE!!!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

Listen…HUSSEIN…al Qaeda IS NOT DEAD…THEY’RE NOT ON THEIR LAST LEGS…

YOU’RE ON YOUR LAST LEGS…WHICH IS WHY, AMID ALL THE TYRANNY, YOU DECIDED THAT NOW WAS THE PERFECT TIME TO HAVE A CAMPAIGN EVENT!!!!!

AL QAEDA IS AT WAR WITH US AND THE REST OF THE NON MUSLIM WORLD…THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL US AND YOU??? YOU WANT TO GIVE THEM A BOTTLE AND SING THEM LULLABIES?????

If it wasn’t for the REEK of O’de NARCISSIST…YOU COULD SMELL THE IED’s!!!!!!

YOU’RE LITTLE TERRORISM PEP RALLY YESTERDAY…THE RAMBLING OFF OF ALL THEIR ATTACKS IN THE LAST 20 YEARS…WAS NAUSEATING!!!!!!

YOU EVIL BOLL WEEVIL…YOU COULD MESS UP A 1 CAR PARADE AND YOU THINK THAT YOU…WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING INSIDE YOUR OWN SORDID ADMINISTRATION…YOU HAVE THE ANSWERS THAT WILL KEEP US SAFE FROM TERRORISTS????

UNLESS AL QAEDA APPLIES FOR A 501 c 4 DESIGNATION UNDER THE NAME…AL QAEDA FOR SMALLER GOVERNMENT…THERE’S NOT A SNOWBALL’S CHANCE IN HELL THAT ANYBODY IN YOUR ABSURD COURT OF JESTERS IS EVEN GONNA NOTICE THEM!!!!

I DOUBT YOU COULD CATCH A TERRORIST REGISTERING FOR WEDDING GIFTS AT “PRESSURE COOKERS R US IN DEERBORN MICHIGAN!!!!!!!

This MANURE SPREADER spends the ENTIRE last 2 weeks trying to convince everybody that neither HE…NOR ANYBODY IN HIS ADMINISTRATION…HAS EVEN THE SLIGHTEST CLUE OF WHAT’S GOING ON UNDER THEIR GROWING NOSES AND THEN, HE COMES OUT AND SAYS…

“TRUST ME ON THIS ONE…I’VE GOT THE WHOLE TERRORISM THING UNDER CONTROL AND I HAVE A PLAN?????”

THIS WAS NOTHING BUT A CLEAR DIVERSIONARY TACTIC MEANT TO GIVE THE NEWS PEOPLE SOMETHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT BUT…

MAYBE HE FORGOT THAT HE HAD THEIR PHONES TAPPED AND COVERTLY SNATCHED UP THE EMAIL RECORDS OF REPORTERS PARENTS AND RIGHT NOW…THE PRESS…LAPDOGS OR OTHERWISE…AIN’T GIDDY ABOUT THE WHOLE IRS THING EITHER!!!!!!!!!

Lois Lerner…THE IRS WEASEL…TOOK THE 5^TH A FEW DAYS AGO AFTER SAYING SHE’S DONE NOTHING WRONG AND NOW…WE FIND OUT THAT SHE WAS ASKED TO RESIGN…

SHE SAID NO…

AND NOW SHE’S ON…PAID…ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE!!!!!

LERNER IS MAKING $177,000.00 A YEAR…PLUS BONUS MONEY!!!!!!

ERIC HOLDER HIMSELF SIGNED OFF ON HAVING FOX NEWS REPORTER JAMES ROSEN’S…PARENTS…SPIED ON…THERE ARE AT LEAST 4 OTHER FOX NEWS REPORTERS WHO HAD THEIR PHONES TAPPED AND NEARLY 100 ASSOCIATED PRESS REPORTERS ALONG WITH SEVERAL MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE WHOSE PHONES AND EMAILS WERE SEIZED…

BENGHAZI…

DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON BENGHAZI!!!!!

Here’s what’s REALLY going on…

The socialist/communist narcissist’s little fiefdom is crumbling before his eyes…

Those in charge of EVERYTHING know NOTHING of what is going on because if the buck doesn’t START anywhere…IT CAN’T STOP ANYWHERE EITHER but now, even his beloved LEG-HUMPING LAPDOG MEDIA IS STARTING TO TURN ON HIM and the socialist/commies who have BACKED him from THEIR ELECTIVE SEATS…DON’T WANT TO GO DOWN BEFORE THE 2014 MIDTERMS IN HIS BOAT EITHER!!!!!

So…..

YESTERDAY…HE SPENDS AN HOUR TRYING TO RECAPTURE HIS ONE AND ONLY MOMENT OF SUCCESS…

BIN LADEN….

BY TRYING TO CONVINCE US ALL THAT HE HAS…WON THE WAR ON TERROR AND…HE’S GOT A PLAN…

BE NICER TO THE TERRORISTS…LET THE TERRORISTS OUT OF JAIL…SEND THE TERRORISTS BACK TO THEIR HOME COUNTRIES WHERE THEY WON’T BE A FUTURE PROBLEM TO US…ANNOUNCE THAT THE WAR ON TERRORISM IS OVER AND…DON’T CALL THE TERRORISTS…TERRORISTS…BECAUSE THAT’LL CALM EM DOWN!!!

THAT’S THE GRAND PLAN???

THAT’S WHAT WE’RE SUPPOSED TO FORGET ALL THE OTHER CORRUPTION TO FOCUS ON NOW?????

Well I got breaking news for YOU…You desperate despot…

I’M GONNA CONCENTRATE ON BAR-B-QUEING YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR “PRESIDENTIAL” LIBRARY…

IN LEAVENWORTH!!!!!!!

My friends…I may have been on the road this last week but…

It’s a darn good thing it’s Friday because…

I CAME BACK…FUMING!!!!!!!!