Let there be no doubt that the asylum is being run by the inmates.
While we HAVE made it to the end of another week, we are by NO MEANS nearing the end of socialist idiotic buffoonery.
Now, we COULD just hunker down in a corner and cry into a blanket but, as always, I take a different approach. I say we find a way, every week, to LAUGH at the insane behavior of those out to destroy us through their moronic behavior.
Yes, today IS Friday and I hope that YOU will take a few minutes to join me in keeping sanity alive.
I’m Fuming!!
Oh yeah…THIS is gonna work.
In an effort to get tough with North Diarrhea, John, “I Hate America” Kerry is trying to pressure CHINA into doing something about it.
Can’t ya just hear him begging?
“Come ON!!! I took YOUR side of things in Nam now…SUCK IT UP AND GET ME OFF THE HOOK HERE!! We’ll borrow more money from ya! We’ll forget about the hacking stuff. PLEEEEEEEEASE???”
The problem over there is Dennis Rodman’s best friend. That waste of a sperm cell is THREATENING EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE U.S. AND SOUTH KOREA!!!
He’s moving missiles and rockets around, beating on his war drums and trying to provoke US into a fight.
GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS AND…BY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK…ALL NORTH KOREANS WILL BE FREE!!!!!
Look…I KNOW he can’t get a rocket all the way to our shores BUT…He COULD Launch something AIMED at US and wind up HITTING SOUL BY MISTAKE…THEN…IT’S ON ANYWAY SO…
WHY NOT JUST OBLIGE THE SQUIRT AND START BLASTING AWAY NOW???
Of course, if OUR Dictator shoots MISSILES like he shoots BASKETS on EASTER…
WE COULD WIND UP LEVELING SOUL OURSELVES!!!
All we have to do is blow up one of Kim Jong Unstable’S little toys and HE’LL DROP A LOAD IN HIS DIAPER AND START SUCKING HIS THUMB!!!
Reagan blew up one of Gaddafi’s TENTS and we didn’t hear from THAT akbar-barian for more than 20 YEARS!!!
Let’s SHUT THAT LITTLE DWEEB UP and get on with the REAL issues like…WHETHER OR NOT OBAMA CAN MARRY HIS BOYFRIEND OR NOT!!!!!
Fuming.
If you’re a socialist…NEVER allow KNOWLEDGE of your subject matter get in the way when you’re trying to ban something.
Here’s our new POSTER GIRL FOR IGNORANCE… Colorado SOCIALIST Rep. Diana Degette!!!!!
This LITTLE KNOW-IT-ALL WANTS TO BAN AMMO MAGAZINES.
Here…YOU watch her in action.
Holy SMOKES what an idiot.
AND SHE’S THE PRIMARY SPONSOR OF THE BILL TO BAN MAGAZINES!!!
This brainless blob of goo actually thinks that once you’ve used all the bullets in a magazine…IT’S FINISHED. ALL DONE. KAPUT.
Ummm…sweetie…THEY’RE RELOADABLE!!!!!!!
It’ll probably come as a GREAT surprise to Diana Don’t-get-it that once her car runs out of gas…SHE DOESN’T NEED TO BUY A NEW CAR!!!!!
Naturally, the next day she had someone in her office try to correct her moronic statement. THAT person said that obviously, DeGette was talking about CLIPS…Not MAGAZINES.
HEY…YA BUNCH OF MENSA MEMBERS…CLIPS REALLY HAVEN’T BEEN USED SINCE WWII!!!!!!!
This is the exact same socialist moron who also told a Veteran that should he try to defend himself, he’d probably be dead by now.
Ohhhhhh the tolerant and enlightened socialists.
THEY’RE INTELLECTUALS you know.
It’s no surprise really that THIS Colorado colon hat doesn’t know what SHE’S talking about…Hell…Neither does the DICTATOR!!!
Just a couple of days ago, he uttered, “Now, over the next couple of months, we’ve got a couple of issues: gun control. (Applause.) I just came from Denver, where the issue of gun violence is something that has haunted families for way too long, and it is possible for us to create common-sense gun safety measures that respect the traditions of gun ownership in this country and hunters and sportsmen, but also make sure that we don’t have another 20 children in a classroom gunned down by a semiautomatic weapon – by a fully automatic weapon in that case, sadly.“
Ummm…FULLY AUTOMATIC???
From what we’ve been led to believe, the weapon used was a .223 rifle. It’s a SEMI-automatic.
So…The DICTATOR who claims to go shooting all the time…HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SEMI-AUTO AND A FULL AUTOMATIC WEAPON IS…
AND HE’S TRYING TO BAN GUNS TOO!!!!!
If these dipwads ever succeed in banning EVERYTHING they know NOTHING about…WE WON’T BE ALLOWED TO TIE OUR SHOES!!!!!!
Fuming!!
This ONLY makes sense in OBAMAWORLD.
Because of political correctness…YOU can get a GREAT job as a LIFEGUARD in PHOENIX but…
NOT if you happen to be WHITE!!!
Here’s the deal and NO…I am NOT making this up.
MINORITIES will be given PREFERENCE in filling LIFEGUARD positions at 29 PHOENIX public pools…
EVEN IF THEY HAVE ALL THE AQUATIC ACUMEN OF A CINDER BLOCK!!!!!
“Blacks, Latinos and Asians who may not necessarily qualify can still get hired,” according to one Phoenix city official who went on to add THIS bit of brilliance: “We will work with you in your swimming abilities.”
OH MY GOD!!!
That’s like telling Captain SMITH…”Sure…Go ahead and take the Titanic across the north Atlantic…WE’LL WORK WITH YOU ON…STEERING…LATER!!!”
Wouldn’t Dr. King be PROUD???
People being hired because of the color of their skin rather than the content of their SWIMMING ABILITY???
One has to wonder…If ILLEGAL ALIENS apply…DO THEY GET MOVED TO THE SUPERVISOR OF LIFEGUARDS OFFICE?????
Maybe it would help to put a “WELCOME TO THE USA sign on the far side of the pool.
Ya know…I’ll just BET that little chubby North Diarrhea dorktator couldn’t swim across a bath tub…He’d qualify as a minority…He has the ADDED advantage of being A MENTAL CASE…LET’S PUT HIM AT THE DEEP END AND SOLVE SEVERAL PROBLEMS WITH ONE FAKE DROWNING!!!!!
Well…At least we’ll know that EVERY SINGLE KID at a PHOENIX SWIMMING POOL this summer IS THE OFFSPRING OF A SOCIALIST because there is NO way in HELL that CONSERVATIVES would EVER let THEIR kids go swimming where…THE DAMN LIFEGUARDS CAN’T SWIM!!!
I’m fuming.
And finally…
Let me see if I have THIS straight.
We have a DICTATOR who spends $100 THOUSAND a year to have his DOG WALKED…
His wife, the QUEEN has MORE THAN 2 DOZEN SERVANTS…
They take more than $1 BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF VACATIONS in their 1st 4 years…
THEY JUST HAD QUEEN LATIFAH, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND BEYONCE…PERFORM IN THE WHITE HOUSE…
The DICTATOR PLAYED GOLF WITH TIGER WOODS…
It costs $180 THOUSAND BUCKS AN HOUR TO FLY AIR FARCE ONE ON CAMPAIGN TRIPS…5 MONTHS AFTER THE ELECTION IS OVER…
Our elected Members of Congress ARE SPENDING $384,000.00 TO STUDY THE GENITALIA OF…DUCKS…
$325,000.00 ON A ROBOTIC…SQUIRREL…
$30,000 TO STUDY METHAMPHETAMINES AND ITS EFFECT ON THE SEX DRIVE OF FEMALE RATS IN MARYLAND…
$1.5 MILLION BUCKS TO SEND 3 UNIVERSITY RESEARCHERS FROM OKLAHOMA TO ALASKA TO FIGURE OUT HOW GRANDPARENTS PASS ALONG THEIR KNOWLEDGE TO THEIR GRAND CHILDREN…
$800,000.00 to test how one can control their home appliances ON MARTHA’S VINEYARD FROM A REMOTE LOCATION…
$14,707,949 DOLLARS TO BUILD AN AIRSTRIP IN ALASKA IN A COMMUNITY MOST ALASKANS HAD NEVER EVEN HEARD OF…
Steady…Steady now…
We have a Secret Service that CAN’T AFFORD TO PAY THEIR HOOKERS…
WE CAN’T AFFORD TO KEEP THE WHITE HOUSE OPEN FOR TOURS…
WE’RE LETTING ILLEGAL ALIEN CRIMINALS OUT OF JAIL TO ROAM OUR STREETS BECAUSE WE CAN’T AFFORD NOT TO…
WE’RE BAILING OUT THE SE
NATE FREAKIN’ BARBER SHOP…
Breathe…breathe…
WE’RE SPENDING $1.2 TRILLION MORE THAN WE HAVE EVERY YEAR…
WE ARE $16.7 TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT…
BLOWING THROUGH $50,000.00 EVERY…SECOND…
And this is NATIONAL FINANCIAL CAPABILITY MONTH…AND OBAMA WANTS TO TEACH US ALL HOW TO BUDGET…RESPONSIBLY???????
aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s a DAMN good thing today is Friday because…
I AM ABSOLUTELY….
FUMING!!!!!!!!!
You sure would make a fine comedian…you talk about people being hired for their color of their skin, perhaps the reason that people like you are unemployed and continue to add on the high rates, is because all you do is sit there contemplating what you can’ t achieve instead of focusing on what you have. How are people from Hispanic descent supposed to be employed as life guards if they are being hunted down like ducks, it makes no sense. seems to me as if you are an idiot as the people you claim to criticize.
Bob,
You unfortunate, misguided, socialist fool.
The lifeguard thing, from MY point of view, has NOTHING to do with one’s descendents or skin color.
It has EVERYTHING to do with whether or not the lifeguard can SWIM!!!
It is YOUR side, once again, which has made color, ethnicity, RACE the issue…NOT Conservatives. Now…Run along and protest against something meaningful to your ideology like…Racial Inequality.
Craig
Get mad, organize, select a patriotic candidate, insist on Voter I.D, and Voter Fraud be a felony.
Get mad!, Insist of voter I.D. be required. , and Voter Fraud be a felony!
Sadly, have to blame the Alice in wonderland conservatives / patriots including those who call themselves pure conservatives or hang out as patriot pretenders:
Most are off in some wonder land of nothing: wonder what so and so did/said last night : wonder what if. wonder who said what on what Obama nation hourly brain washing machine show. wondering who got fired and who got hired on a daily talk about nothing show: wondering who made a slip in an interview: wondering who got a raise and who didn’t . wondering who is wearing what and when. wondering who is in and who is out in the political world. wondering who threw a hate bomb inside the tent. wondering who did what 6 years ago, 8 years ago, 10 years ago , 20 years ago. wondering who lived and who died overnight.
They refuse to know: refuse to pound the table on critical issues: they are just a voice in the wilderness.
They refuse to become a part of the solutions: Too busy to take action:
I will stand with those conservatives who take action, be their actions great or small, in standing against the socialist devients who wish to destroy our nation. I will NOT slam ANY of them who do what they can to save our nation. As long as we, as conservatives and Patriots row the boat in the same direction it matter not the size of the oar or the strength of the rowing.
We row together.
Craig
I feel like Alice In Wonderland!