Well, socialists are clearly stepping up their moronic antics aren’t they?

This week has been no exception to the rule.

The Dictator and his family are taking more than a vacation a month while the rest of the nation struggles to make ends meet. Obama is now trying to shame those who have no shame into shooting holes in the 2^nd Amendment…

Jim Carrey made a video mocking Charlton Heston because picking on CLINT EASTWOOD WOULD HAVE RESULTED IN AN ASS KICKING…

And we’re finding out that the “AFFORDABLE” Care Act could well RAISE insurance premiums by…200%!!!!!

Well, it’s Friday my fellow Patriots and it’s time for a laugh because…

I’m fuming.

Oh for crying out loud.

Can government do ANYTHING without going broke???

Nope.

Now we learn that they have grossly mismanaged, of all things…

THE SENATE BARBER SHOP!!!!!

The old Snip and Dye ran $300,000.00 IN THE RED…LAST YEAR!!!

How can that POSSIBLY be when they get…$27 cut-and-blow-dry…$105 for a highlight job and run 27,000 heads through there every year???

The answer is simple…

UNION BARBERS!!!!!

Yep.

THE UNION CLIPPERS ARE GETTING EXTREME WAGES AND…PENSIONS…WELL ABOVE THOSE IN THE “PRIVATE” SECTOR AND SOMEHOW…THEY GOT A BAILOUT!!!!!

Just consider the cost of the Dictator’s DOG WALKER at $100K per year and you’ll have some idea what it costs to coif a FREAKIN SENATOR!!!!!!!

We can’t have a tour of the white house because of sequestration but…

HAIRY REID CAN GET HIS DOPEY EARS LOWERED AT TAXPAYER’S EXPENSE?????

WTH?????

Of course, it’ll probably be a little better THIS year now that JESSE JACKSON JR. AIN’T MARINATING IN AFRO-SHEEN!!!!!!!

Wouldn’t it be cheaper just to buy 99 FLOWBEES AND BE DONE WITH IT???

According to John “WHACKO-BIRD” McCain…“I call him (McCain’s barber) the butcher. He is a butcher, and I’ve got the scars to prove it. I’m lucky to be alive and have needed several blood transfusions to survive.”

Good grief…THE NEXT THING YA KNOW…THIS REPUBLICAN WANNA-BE IS GONNA DEMAND ANOTHER PURPLE HEART…WITH A RUSTY SCISSOR CLUSTER!!!!!

Here’s the way I see it…

IF YA CAN’T OPERATE SOMETHING AS DAMN SIMPLE AS A BARBER SHOP WITHOUT GOING BELLY UP…HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT TO RUN OBAMACARE?????

Fuming.

Well…THIS is interesting.

John Boehner, The CRIER of the HOUSE has said that he…

“ABSOLUTELY TRUSTS…OBAMA!!!!”

What?

Did he wake up and find a HORSE’S ASS ON THE PILLOW NEXT TO HIS OR WHAT?????

Trusts the DICTATOR??? Trusts him to do WHAT???

SCREW THE ENTIRE COUNTRY INTO A RABBIT HOLE?????

Friends…The leader of OUR majority in the house…TRUSTS OBAMA…We’re in deep poo now.

It’s time to leave your post when you’ve already taken leave of what few senses you had to begin with.

How can ANYBODY trust a sack of CRAP like that and, for THAT matter…

HOW CAN ANYBODY TRUST OBAMA?????

Forget the $105 bucks for a dye job at the barber shop…WHATEVER BOEHNER IS SPENDING ON FAKE TANS AT THE HOUSE GO-AND-GLOW IS MAKING HIM DAFFY!!!!!

Let’s all pony up some cash and send Boehner to the HOUSE TAILOR AND GET HIM FITTED FOR A STRAIGHT JACKET!!!

Anybody who trusts that weasel of a Dictator CAN’T BE TRUSTED TO BUTTER HIS OWN TOAST!!!

GET BOEHNER OUT OF THE SPEAKER’S CHAIR AND INTO A PADDED CELL…NOW!!!

I’m fuming.

That little panty-waste, Lil Kim in North Diarrhea has decided to rattle his saber a little more. He’s aimed rockets at U.S. bases in SOUTH Korea and other pacific regions as well.

Here’s a question…

WHY DON’T WE JUST BLOW UP HIS LAUNCH PADS???

I mean, since he tore up whatever peace accord the north and south had and…Since he has outwardly threatened the U.S. why NOT just…MAKE CRATERS OUT OF HIS LAUNCH PADS????

Because…OUR Dictator is a COWARD…THAT’S WHY!!!

So far…It’s a pissing contest and…

THEIR SQUIRT IS STOMPING ON OUR PANSY!!!!!

Due to sequester…WE can’t do a military jet fly-over Kansas but…after THEIR “Dear Leader” made a couple of THREATS…OUR…”DEAR LEADER” FLEW 2 B-2 STEALTH BOMBERS ALL THE WAY TO SOUTH KOREA JUST TO SHOW OFF?????

Yep and here’s the kicker…THE DICTATOR MADE IT WELL KNOWN THAT NEITHER OF THOSE B-2’s WERE HAULING A LIVE PAYLOAD!!!!!

IT WAS A JOY RIDE!!!!!

So what does Kim Jong UNstable do next?

HE POINTS LIVE MISSILES AT OUR TROOPS!!!!!

If OUR Dictator had any balls that weren’t in his GOLF BAG…THE NEXT TIME THAT DOOFUS IN NORTH DIARRHEA STANDS UP ONE OF HIS ROCKETS…WE SHOULD GIVE IT A MAJOR MALFUNCTION ON THE PAD BEFORE THEY CAN LIGHT THE FUSE!!!!

I’M WILLING TO BET THAT IF WE DRONE HIS LITTLE ROCKETS ONCE OR TWICE…THAT LIL TWIRP WILL SHUT THE HELL UP FOR A LOOOOONG TIME!!!!

But THAT would take leadership from the FRONT…WOULDN’T IT???

FUMING!

And FINALLY…

THE WUSSIFICATION OF AMERICAN KIDS CONTINUES!!!

A New Hampshire school district has banned dodgeball over concerns about violence and bullying.

DODGEBALL!!!!!

In Windham New Hampshire last week, the The school board voted 4-1 to remove the game and nine others from the district’s curriculum.

But here’s my FAVORITE part…

The National Association for Sport and Physical Education said there are “any number of reasons to drop dodgeball.”

According to NASPE PROGRAM MANAGER, ANDREW MEAD…

“It’s an elimination game. Games like dodgeball and tag don’t keep kids involved and physically active. They objectify slower students who don’t catch as well.”

Well…I don’t know about YOU but…

I’M WILLING TO BET THIS…ANDREW MEAD…COULDN’T CATCH A BALLOON AND FOR THAT MATTER…NEITHER CAN 4 OUT OF 5 WINDHAM NEW HAMPSHIRE SCHOOL BOARD MEMBERS!!!!!

IT’S DODGEBALL…IT’S A LIFE LESSON!!!!

When these little snot-nosed “everybody gets a trophy just for showing up” kids GROW up… THEY’RE GONNA WONDER WHY THEY AIN’T GETTING THE JOBS THEY WANT JUST BECAUSE THEY APPLIED FOR EM!!!

IT’S A COMPETITIVE WORLD OUT THERE BEYOND THE “GUN FREE ZONE” FENCES AND IF THEY AREN’T ALLOWED DODGEBALL AT RECESS…THEY’RE NOT GONNA BE READY TO FACE REAL LIFE!!!

THEY’RE GONNA GROW UP THINKING EVERY OBSTACLE IN LIFE WILL SIMPLY BE REMOVED FOR THEM!!!

Oh…They can’t catch? WELL…LET’S LET THEM PLAY 1^ST BASE FOR THE RED SOX!!!

What’s that? They have poor hand to eye coordination??? GIVE EM A SCALPEL AND LET EM BE BRAIN SURGEONS!!!!!

Far be it for ME to tell “EDUCATORS” what to do but…

INSTEAD OF DOING AWAY WITH GAMES…WHY NOT TELL THE FEW BAD DODGEBALL PLAYERS THAT THEY CAN EXCEL AT OTHER THINGS??? TELL EM THAT LEARNING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAT RECESS AND…IF SOME KID IS CAUGHT BEING A BULLY ON THE PLAYGROUND…MAKE THAT KID SIT OUT THE GAME!!!!!

Instead…”educators” are teaching kids that anything that makes them “FEEL” bad will be ELIMINATED from their lives.

Bad grades…bad playground experience…hard work…self-reliance…competition…

WE CLEARLY WOULDN’T WANT KIDS GROWING UP TRYING TO WIN…WOULD WE?????

WELL…GUESS WHAT???

THEY’RE GONNA GROW UP THINKING THEY SHOULD ALL BE AT THE HEAD OF THE LINE TO COLLECT THEIR FOOD STAMPS…OBAMA PHONES…”FREE” HEALTH CARE AND WHATEVER OTHER ASSORTED CANDY THE GOVERNMENT IS HANDING OUT ON ANY GIVEN DAY!!!

I’m guessing that Andy Mead STILL has his UNDERWEAR PULLED UP OVER HIS HEAD!!!!!

Oh man…I’m GLAD it’s Friday because…

I AM FUMING!!!!!