Oh, the week that was huh?

Bloomberg wants to crack down on earphones…Lil’ Kim over in North Diarrhea wants to attack the United States…

Socialists are already attacking the new Pope because he’s TOO Catholic…Really?????

Karzi, over in Buttkrackistan, is saying that WE’RE behind the attacks that are killing OUR military people…

Oh yeah…It’s been another week of socialist morons on parade hasn’t it?

Well, how about we all take a little time to laugh before we go screaming into the night?

It’s Friday my Patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Can’t socialists just let kids be kids?

NO!!!

Here, we have the case of 7 year old Erich Henze.

Erich is a 1^st grader at Violet Elementary School in St. Clair Shores, Michigan and Erich Henze is 100% boy.

It seems his school is holding a talent show and Erich wanted, more than anything, to perform…His…SPECIAL talent.

The school Principal is RAISING A STINK and the district superintendent backs the Principal all the way.

Sadly, young Erich will NOT be performing his…

BODY-FART ROUTINE at the talent show.

Arm pit farts…Leg farts…Ear and neck farts…

NOT GONNA HAPPEN BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN DEEMED…INAPPROPRIATE!!!

Ya can’t nibble a Pop Tart into the shape of a gun and by GOD…NO BODILY NOISES ARE ALLOWED!!!!!

Members of teachers unions get FAKE SICK NOTES to attend protests and THAT’S APPROPRIATE but BODY FARTS…AIN’T?????

There is no methane being released that will melt the polar caps…Ya can’t light em…There’s no SMELL which, as we all KNOW would make it necessary for the entire SCHOOL and a 7 square block area to be cordoned off while the BOMB squad looks for the offending source…

WHAT’S THE PROBLEM HERE???

They’re afraid SOMEONE MIGHT BE OFFENDED!!!!!

There’s not a single person who has ever lived who hasn’t blown the butt bugle. I’m pretty sure, once Gandhi had a snack…HE ASS-BLASTED HIS DIAPER ACROSS THE GANGES!!!!!

But this is the socialist indoctrination center mindset…If it LOOKS anything like a gun…YOU’RE SUSPENDED and if it SOUNDS like a butt-crack GAS ATTACK…

YER OUTTA THE SHOW!!!!!

Fuming?

Well, well…

In a SUPREME act of DICTATORIAL COWARDICE…

The LEADER FROM BEHIND…BLAMED THE SECRET SERVICE FOR CLOSING THE WHITE HOUSE TO TOURS!!!!!

Guess who’s gonna start think twice about taking a bullet?????

I’ll tell ya something…If I was in charge of that detail…Right about now…I’m be looking to cut back on the distance between agents and MUSLIM ONE!!!!!

“Due to sequester, we will no longer be able to stand within 50 feet of the Dictator.”

YOU DON’T THROW THE PEOPLE PROTECTING YOUR USELESS LIFE UNDER THE CANADIAN MADE CAMPAIGN BUS!!!!!!!

He blamed Bush for EVERYTHING for 4 years.

He blamed the Republicans when HIS OWN budget didn’t get a single vote even from HIS OWN PARTY!!!

He blames AMERICA for the world’s problems.

He BLAMED A YOU TUBE VIDEO MAKER FOR BENGHAZI!!!!!

He spent more than a month blaming the upcoming sequester for things that never happened when sequester hit!!!

GOOD GRIEF…

IF THE DICTATOR CRAPPED HIS 1 PERCENTER, ARMANI TROUSERS …HE’D BLAME CONGRESS FOR THE WARM SQUISHY FEELING AND HIS $100 GRAND A YEAR DOG WALKER FOR THE SMELL!!!!!

If you really want someone to throw themselves in front of a damn bullet for you…DON’T BLAME THEM FOR YOUR OWN CHILDISH TANTRUMS!!!!!!!

I’m Fuming.

Hmmmmm…….

There’s a socialist state senator down in the voter dysfunctional state of Florida who thinks SHE has the answer to the whole “gun control” thing.

Audrey Gibson, socialist clown, says if you want to buy ammo in the Sunshine State…

YOU NEED TO GO TO ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES FIRST!!!!!!!

Well…THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!!!!

WHO DOES SHE FREAKIN’ …2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…THINK SHE IS ANYWAY?????

Calm…I’m calm…

BREAKING: WE INTERRUPT THE FUME TO BRING YOU THIS PAPAL UPDATE!!!

IT SEEMS THAT THE NEW POPE, FRANCIS, HAS…FOR THE FIRST TIME AS POPE…HIT THE HEAD. VATICAN INSIDERS TELL US THAT EVERYTHING CAME OUT OKAY. THE NEW PONTIFF, WE UNDERSTAND, USED…”ANGEL SOFT” 1 PLY AND, AS HE IS THE POPE OF THE PEOPLE, HE FLUSHED IT HIMSELF!!!

Now, back to your regularly scheduled fume!!!!!

If ya want to go on a diet you have to seek professional help to make sure you don’t have an eating disorder?

Maybe you have to take a parenting class TO MAKE SURE YOUR KID DOESN’T START MAKING ARM PIT FARTS!!!!!

SHE’LL PROBABLY WANT VOCAL LESSONS FOR EVERYBODY GOING TO A KARAOKE BAR!!!!!!

Actually…That last one might gain some steam…

WHAT IF SHE DECIDES EVERYONE TRYING TO BUY TOILET PAPER HAS TO GET A COLONOSCOPY FIRST?????

Anyway…

Let’s just say this MORONIC idea gets somewhere…Janet Napolitano goes to the Villages Gun Supply and Bingo Hall and orders…1.6 BILLION ROUNDS OF AMMO.

BEFORE SHE CAN TAKE DELIVERY…SHE HAS TO GO TO AN ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS…

After an hour…It’s determined that SHE’S not angry BUT…SHE’S PISSING HALF THE COUNTRY OFF…AND…SHE’S DIAGNOSED AS OBSESSIVE/COMPULSIVE…A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY…A BACKGROUND CHECK SHOWS SHE’S AIDING AND ABETTING CRIMINALS IN THEIR ESCAPE FROM JAILS…SHE ROUTINELY LEAVES THE GATE OPEN…AND…THAT’S NOT A GUN IN HER PANTS…”SHE’S” JUST HAPPY TO SEE YA…..

Does she get the bullets?????

I’m Fuming!

And finally…

We don’t have a debt problem.

WHAT???

Yep…the Dictator flat out told George Snuffleupagus that we don’t have a debt problem.

HE SEEMS TO THINK THAT A 20 TRILLION DOLLAR DEBT IS…”SUSTAINABLE!!!!!”

Ummmmm….

TRY TELLING YOUR BANK THAT BEING 10 BUCKS OVERDRAWN ON YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT IS…”SUSTAINABLE” AND SEE HOW FAR YOU GET!!!!!

Back when the Dictator was running in 2008…HE SAID THAT BUSH’S DEBT OF…JUST $9 TRILLION…WAS UNPATRIOTIC AND WE WERE GONNA HAVE A VERY TOUGH TIME PAYING IT BACK.

Hey…dumb-ass…

YOU’VE DRIVEN IT UP TO $17 TRILLION DOLLARS AND NOW…IT’S A-OK??? NOW…IT’S…SUSTAINABLE?????

$9 TRILLION WAS UNPATRIOTIC BUT AT $17…$18…$19…$20 TRILLION WE’RE PLAYIN’ “GOD BLESS AMERICA?????”

Are you KIDDING me?????

THIS MORON IS TRYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT WE HAVE A…REVENUE…PROBLEM INSTEAD OF A…”SPENDING” PROBLEM!!!

Raise taxes…Raise taxes…THAT HOW HE THINKS WE SOLVE THIS???

Ya know what…After you go to your bank and convince THEM that YOUR negative balance is SUSTAINABLE…

GO TO YOUR BOSS AND TELL HIM OR HER THAT…YOU HAVE A REVENUE PROBLEM!!!

TELL YOUR BOSS THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE MORE MONEY TO OFFSET YOUR…SPENDING!!!! YOU KNOW…BECAUSE YOU WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A MANSION ON A HILL, A YACHT…A LAMBO AND A PRIVATE ISLAND…LAST WEEK…YOU NEED MORE…REVENUE…BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BUY A COUPLE OF LEAR JETS AND A PLACE IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE…NEXT WEEK!!!!

Let’s see how THAT goes over.

Especially when your boss tells you that you just GOT a raise 3 months ago.

SAY THANKS BUT…IT’S NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!!

Your boss is BOUND to love ya NOW.

Now then…If your boss comes to your office and tells you that…

Instead of the $1000.00 a month raise per month you were GOING to get…

You’re only going to get an extra $980.00 per month…

GO OFF ON THE BOSS LIKE A UNGUIDED MISSILE!!!

RUN ALL OVER TOWN AND TELL EVERYBODY WITHIN EARSHOT THAT BAD THINGS…HORRIBLE THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN IF YOU ONLY GET AN EXTRA $980 BUCKS A MONTH. TELL EM THAT PLANES WON’T FLY AND THE MEAT THEY BUY IS GONNA KILL EM. TELL EM THERE WON’T BE ANY COPS TO ARREST THE KIDS WHO BREAK INTO SCHOOLS THAT HAVE BEEN CLOSED BECAUSE ALL THE TEACHERS GOT CANNED!!!!!

START LETTING THOUSANDS OF CRIMINALS OUT OF JAILS…THEN LOCK YOURSELF IN YOUR HOUSE AND PITCH A HISSY FIT!!!

Ummm…Ya still get $980 bucks MORE a month than ye did before…

PITCH A HISSY…THREATEN TO HAVE KITTENS ON THE COUCH…HOLD YOUR BREATH TILL YOU TURN BLUE and then…Take a few people who made the decision to cut $20 bucks off your $1000 dollar raise….OUT FOR DINNER!!!!!

THEN TELL SOME REPORTER WITH A NAME FROM GREECE…WHERE, BECAUSE OF AUSTERITY…THEY HAD TO DROP THE O-U-L-O-S OFF THE END…THAT TAX HIKES…NOT SPENDING CUTS…ARE THE ANSWER!!!!

WHERE IN THE HELL ARE MY DAMN BULLETS???????????

Yep…

It’s FRIDAY and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!