So…We finally track down bin Laden’s son in Jordan and been LYIN’S crew IMMEDIATELY reads the TERRORIST his…RIGHTS?????

Really???

The DICTATOR has locked the peasants out of the palace because of the sequester…One assumes because he doesn’t want anyone to accidentally stumble upon the Queen’s 27 personal hand maidens.

And socialist senator, Chris Murphy fired off an angry letter to NASCAR trying to get the racing organization to drop an NRA sponsorship of a race in…TEXAS…of all places.

“Whether or not this was your intention, your fans will infer from this sponsorship that NASCAR and the NRA are allies in the current legislative debate over gun violence.”

I HAVE 2 QUESTIONS…

Has this dip from Connecticut ever SEEN NASCAR fans and…HAS HE EVER BEEN TO TEXAS?????

If I was the head of NASCAR…I’d send this Murphy pants wetting ninny a letter asking if he could help get the Newtown Kids Choir to sing the anthem before the race since they’ve been used as props everywhere else.

Yep…It’s been quite a week of socialists on parade hasn’t it?

What do ya say we wrap it up with a few laughs? Today is Friday my patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Oh dear…

Our new SECRETARY OF STATISM was in a German Internet Café a few days ago and told the assembled VOLKS about the time, when he was 12 and living in Berlin…HE WENT SNEAKING OUT OF THE EMBASSY AND RODE HIS BICYCLE OVER TO…EAST GERMANY!!!!!

“As a 12-year-old, I saw the difference between the east and the west.  I saw people were in darker clothing and there were fewer people in the street. There were fewer cars. I didn’t feel the movement and the energy that existed elsewhere.”

Ummmm…Are we absolutely he didn’t sneak into WEST Berlin and go home to EAST Berlin???

His little bike ride must not have dimmed his view of COMMIES…SINCE HE TOOK UP THEIR CAUSE IN VIETNAM!!!!!!

But…The war criminal was just getting started.

“In America, you have a right to be stupid, if you want to be. And you have a right to be disconnected to somebody else if you want to be. And we tolerate that.”

AH-HA!!!

NOW we’re GETTING somewhere.

WE NOW KNOW THAT SOCIALISTS TOLERATE…STUPIDITY!!! Hell…THEY INSIST ON IT!!!

Without stupidity…THEY WOULD NEVER GET ELECTED!!!!!!!

As proof that he tolerates himself…

Kerry said, WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE…DISconnected TO…somebody else.

IF I WERE AS STUPID AS A TOLERANT SOCIALIST…I WOULD SURELY UNDERSTAND HOW ONE COULD POSSIBLY BE…DISCONNECTED…TO…SOMEBODY ELSE but alas…as an intelligent Conservative…I HAVE NO FREAKIN’ IDEA WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT!!!!!

Now…That said…I have looked and looked through the Constitution and especially the Bill of Rights and…for the very LIFE of me…I JUST CAN’T FIND WHERE IT SAYS WE HAVE A RIGHT TO…BE STUPID!!!!!

Life, liberty…Pursuit of happiness…Free Speech…Freedom of religion…To keep and bear arms…Vote…due process…I mean…I’VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE…THE RIGHT TO BE STUPID?????

Fuming.

Here’s somebody trying to descend to the high bar Kerry and the socialists are setting when it comes to being stupid…

From the…”Well THIS ought to take care of the problem” file…

After all manner of rape and attack repellents such as peeing, barfing, faking a disease and describing one’s special time of the month didn’t seem to catch on and…

Since whistling, and call boxes have been deemed rather pointless along with the now obvious pitfalls of firing a double barreled shotgun from the balcony…

We have socialist strategy expert…ZERLINA MAXWELL…and the PROPER self-defense technique for women EVERYWHERE!!!

Ummm…Have a looky.

WHY IN THE HELL DIDN’T ANYBODY THINK OF THAT BEFORE?????

Allow me to use THE Marxist Maxwell’s WELL thought strategy to solve a few OTHER pressing issues.

If you’re thinking of robbing a bank…Don’t do it.

Drive by shooting??? That’s a no-no.

If you are considering driving drunk…You ought not.

Think of the lives that could have been saved had only a socialist told Dahmer NOT to eat people.

Thinking of hijacking planes and flying them into buildings??? That would have been a teaching moment huh?

Does this mental case…Maxwell…REALLY believe that all one needs to do to keep a rape from happening is…TO TELL MEN NOT TO????

THAT MAY WELL BE THE ABSOLUTE DUMBEST IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!

It is my humble opinion that those devoid of morals and respect for themselves and others, bent on causing harm…WILL…REGARDLESS OF BEING TOLD NOT TO but…

On the off chance that there is even the slightest GLIMMER of reasoning in it…If you’re Assad…STOP KILLING YOUR OWN PEOPLE!!!

If you’re Fidel Castro…HURRY UP AND DIE!!!!!

If you’re Kim Jong Un…GROW UP AND QUIT PLAYING WITH DENNIS RODMAN…HE’S AN IDIOT!!!

If you’re Dennis Rodman…QUIT PLAYING WITH KIM JONG UN…HE’S AN UNSTABLE DICTATOR WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS WHO LOCKS UP AND TORTURES AND KILLS HIS OWN PEOPLE…YOU IDIOT!!!!!

If your Ahmadinejad…SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE YOUR COUNTRY GETS TURNED INTO A PARKING LOT FOR USED CAMELS!!!

And…If you happen to be Barack OBAMINATION…GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR WHITE HOUSE YOU PENNY ANTE DICTATOR AND TAKE THAT FLAG HATING HEALTHY-EATING WIDE LOAD OF FUR WITH YOU!!!!!

Well THAT ought to take care of the problem.

I’m fuming!

Finally…

Hugo Chavez is now smelling hell’s sulfur for real.

He’s dead…gone…worm food.

Within minutes of hearing the news, I whipped up this image and posted it to social media where I, and others, were roundly criticized by a social media socialist for…

NOT showing compassion for the DEPARTED DICTATOR’S FAMILY!!!

We were told we weren’t being…CHRISTIAN ENOUGH!!!!

Well…EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allow me to offer my deepest apologies to the widow and children.

I AM REALLY SORRY HE LASTED AS LONG AS HE DID ON THIS GREEN EARTH!!!!!

How’s that?

I’m sure his family can find closure WITH THE $2 BILLION DOLLAR FORTUNE HE STOLE FROM OTHERS!!!!

Naturally, over the next 2 days…

SEANN PENN…JIMMY CARTER AND OLIVER STONE…JOINED THE ILK OF AHMADINEJAD…AND…THE CASTRO BOYS AND OTHERS AMONG THE MOST DESPICABLE OF THE WORLD’S MIRROR FOGGERS IN MOURNING THEIR DEARLY DEPARTED DICTATOR!!!!

For goodness sake…

That mental gnat Penn actually said that “THE UNITED STATES LOST A FRIEND IT NEVER KNEW IT HAD!!!!”

Oliver Stoned said, ”I mourn a great hero to the majority of his people and those who struggle throughout the world for a place. Hated by the entrenched classes, Hugo Chavez will live forever in history. My friend, rest finally in a peace long earned.”

AHMADINEJAD…IRAN’S VERSION OF JIMMY CARTER…ACTUALLY LIKENED HUGO TO JESUS!!!

And I was the one who wasn’t being CHRISTIAN?????

But THAT wasn’t the end of the blasphemy and stupidity.

CITGO…the Venezuelan national oil company…decided that, at the SAN ANTONIO REFINERY…

THE CITGO FLAG…THE VENEZUELAN FLAG…THE TEXAS FLAG AND THE UNITED STATES FLAGS SHOULD ALL BE FLOWN AT HALF STAFF!!!!!

Needless to say this went over like a fart in a Texas Baptist Church and the next day…

THE TEXAS AND THE UNITED STATES BANNERS WERE AGAIN WAVING FROM THE TOP OF THEIR RESPECTIVE POLES!!!!!

Chávez and his administration took part in discrimination on political grounds, eroding the independence of the judiciary, and of engaging in “policies that have undercut journalists’ freedom of expression, workers’ freedom of association, and civil society’s ability to promote human rights in Venezuela.

OH MY GOD THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR!!!!!

About half the population loved the dictator and the other half couldn’t stand him.

Hey…Wait jut a darn minute here…

In the years of the Chavez regime…more and more of his people fell into poverty…

WHAT THE?????

During Chávez’s administration, homicide rates more than tripled WITH MOST OF THEM TAKING PLACE IN SLUMS.

HOLY CRAP…THAT SOUNDS LIKE CHICAGO!!!!

Chavez was a SOCIALIST who enjoyed SPOONING with COMMIES…DICTATORS AND TERRORISTS AND USED THE UNITED NATION’S PODIUM TO SPREAD HIS DELUSIONAL IDEOLOGY!!!

MOTHER OR PEARL…

CHAVEZ AND OBAMA…OBAMA AND CHAVEZ…TWIN BROTHERS FROM DIFFERENT MOTHERS!!!!!!!

If people like Penn, Carter and Stone want to shed big CROCODILE tear over some piece of garbage let em.

THEY SHOULD GO FOR THE FUNERAL AND…

STAY IN THE COUNTRIES THAT THEY SO ADMIRE FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!!!!! LIVE UNDER THE SYSTEM THEY LOVE AND GIVE UP THEIR FREEDOMS AND RIGHTS!!!

THEY’LL BE IN THEIR LITTLE SLICE OF WONDERLAND AND WE WON’T MISS EM AT ALL!!!!!

Yep, It’s FRIDAY and let’s not beat around the bush here…

I AM FUMING!!!!!