Exhibit A

According to Leon Panetta, “It’s clear to all of us that women are contributing in unprecedented ways to the military’s mission of defending the nation.”

Said the Dictator: “Today, by moving to open more military positions — including ground combat units — to women, our armed forces have taken another historic step toward harnessing the talents and skills of all our citizens.”

“I congratulate our military, including the Joint Chiefs of Staff, for the rigor that they have brought to this process. As Commander in Chief, I am absolutely confident that — as with the repeal of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ — the professionalism of our armed forces will ensure a smooth transition and keep our military the very best in the world. ‘

“Today, every American can be proud that our military will grow even stronger with our mothers, wives, sisters and daughters playing a greater role in protecting this country we love.”

Above, you see this administration’s position on placing American women in combat situations as part of our United States Military.

While I don’t share their enthusiasm, they certainly do sound confident in making their pronouncements. Don’t they?

Think of it…Women in combat. Regardless of which side of this issue you are on, the facts of it are clear.

Women, be they in the Marines or the Army or…whatever ground based units there are out there, are now allowed to carry a 100-140 pound pack in the freezing cold or hellish heat depending upon their deployment.

They will relieve themselves in little trenches.

They will be in a position to be captured by the enemy.

They will be, in every sense of the word, expected to do exactly what the guys do, slog where the guys slog and carry what the guys carry.

Right? Regardless of your feelings on the topic, that IS what our fighting women are now expected to do.

Correct?

Okay…Now that we have THAT established along with establishing just WHOSE idea, good or bad, is.

Exhibit B

Colorado State Rep. Salazar: “It’s why we have call boxes, it’s why we have safe zones, it’s why we have the whistles. Because you just don’t know who you’re gonna be shooting at. And you don’t know if you feel like you’re gonna be raped, or if you feel like someone’s been following you around or if you feel like you’re in trouble when you may actually not be, that you pop out that gun and you pop … pop a round at somebody.”

The University of Colorado: “Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are menstruating . Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacker to leave you.”

Crazy Joe Biden: “I said, ‘Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here … walk out and put that double-barrel shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house.’ … You don’t need an AR-15 — it’s harder to aim, it’s harder to use, and in fact you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun! Buy a shotgun!”

There, you have the socialists, and, this administration’s view of women’s self-defense.

In their view, women don’t know when they’re about to be raped or attacked presumably because they, by reason of their fair gender, are simply not astute enough to make such a determination. What they SHOULD do is seek out a “call box” or a “safe zone” or…

They should pee, presumably upon themselves OR, perhaps their attacker, tell the attacker it’s their “special time of the month” or that they have some disease. If THAT doesn’t work…puking will.

And of course, according to Crazy Joe…When all ELSE fails…Just grab up a double barreled shotgun…head out onto the nearest balcony and fire all your ammo…BOTH ROUNDS…into the air.

Exhibit C

Strike up the marching band…Here comes the HYPOCRISY PARADE!!!

There ARE no “call boxes” in a theater of war.

Considering the number of our military Members have been shot and killed by those who projected themselves as our “friends,” I dare say “safe zones” in Afghanistan ain’t all that darn safe.

And given the nature of the enemy…I rather doubt a fit of vomiting or peeing is going to dissuade them any more then mentioning one’s “time of the month” will.

Anyone in the uniform of these United States would be hard pressed to explain to a superior officer why, exactly, they disengaged the enemy in the middle of a life or death situation to seek out the nearest BALCONY from which to fire off 2 rounds from a double barreled squirrel gun…Don’t ya think???

SOOOOOO…The very same fairer sex, deemed more than competent to haul about a 100+ pound pack AND an M16 MILITARY WEAPON…A ROCKET LAUNCHER…A SNIPER RIFLE…OR ANY OTHER WEAPON OF WAR…for the expressed reason to do great bodily damage to the enemy…In a MOST PROFESSIONAL MANNER…

Are the exact SAME gender who, according to socialists…ARE NOT CAPABLE OF KNOWING WHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE ABOUT TO BE ATTACKED!!!!

Exhibit D

At this point, you would think the NOW cows would be HAVING one.

Socialists have tossed the coin into the air and called both sides. Women either are or are NOT capable of knowing when they are being attacked. The either ARE or ARE NOT able to aim a gun. Women either are fierce fighting machines OR…They are a bunch of simpering peeing, vomiting cowards. Women are either fit both physically and mentally to blow the enemy away a GUN or they’re only allowed to bring up their tampons in casual conversation to get an “oh, I’m sorry I bothered you” from the enemy…

But women can NOT be BOTH all the way down the line.

So, where do I stand on women in combat?

I can think of no greater weapon of mass destruction than…

A battalion of women…All wearing uncomfortable shoes…Dressed alike…Having to camp out without room service…Chipping their nails…Not a bathroom in sight…AT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH…and carrying an M16 and a ROCKET LAUNCHER after having been trained to identify the enemy and dispatch of them.

The enemy wouldn’t stand a chance BUT…

Like all weapons of mass destruction, they should be used as a DETERRENT rather than a first strike and while many, MANY women are already playing a front line roll in theater, fighting, being wounded and dying for our country, I believe it ill advised to increase their profile in combat today.

SURRENDER NOW OR FACE THE WOMEN!!!!!

And, as far as carrying guns at home…They’re Americans and therefore, have the right, endowed to them by the Creator and spelled out in the 2^nd Amendment to keep and bear arms just like us guys do and since both I and this stinking administration both agree that a woman has the ability to pick up, carry, aim and fire with accuracy an M16 at someone she knows full well means her harm, women are equally as capable to carry the weapon of their choice and protect their lives, their families, their property and their freedom at home or on college campuses.

Just don’t insult MY intelligence and the intelligence of all American women by using them as political pawns for both sides of an argument when it’s politically expedient to do so.

And don’t expect a great fighting force of women in combat if you tell them to pee themselves at home.