So…
Tuesday night, our Dictator delivered his Hate of the Union address.
The gallery was full of professional victims and…Ted Nugent.
Oh, I COULD regale you with fact checks and and counterpoints along with pointing out all the contradictions but, why bother?
It’s been done and it doesn’t honestly differ much from his previous Lying like a rug addresses.
Instead, I thought maybe a pictorial recounting of the way Patriots viewed the drooling and applause laden fiasco might serve as a better alternative and when it comes to giving the entire manifesto the bird…I say…Flip it THE most PATRIOTIC bird you can find!
SO…Needless to say, after the first 5 minutes, the Dictator’s nose had exceeded the limits of my 55 inch screen.
It’s a good thing this festival of bull wasn’t shown in 3D…
I might have lost an eye.
Watching as the Dictator walked the red carpet, shifting from one side of the main aisle to the other, glad-handing and hugging along the way, I was, indeed, skeptical.
I suspect many Patriots were thinking the same as I.
REALLY???
Heaping love and ring kissing upon the likes of the Dictator…Getting their 15 seconds of shame and genuflecting as though they were spasmatic squirrels…
REALLY?????
Moochie was there too, decked out in her glittery dress, having taken her place in the Rogue’s Gallery of adoring socialists.
It was, to be sure, her “Show them the feast but…Let them eat cake” moment.
REALLY?????
As the Dictator began telling us how good things were…How jobs were coming back…Manufacturing was up…Home sales were on the rise and the economy was growing again…I had to remind myself that this is a guy who hangs Mao ornaments on his holiday tree.
He must have been talking about China…The primary source of our bankroll.
China, after all, is doing much better off of us than we are and China’s economy IS expected to exceed OURS in just a few years.
Patriots aren’t designed to fly upside down and no amount of bullspewage can make us believe that our upside down economy is soaring.
At this point, our economy has all the aerodynamics of a catapulted weasel against a headwind.
It ain’t pretty while it’s in the air and the landing is gonna be a wreck.
Then, it started talking about the nuts and bots in the gears of capitalism.
Who didn’t see it coming?
A show of hands…
Nobody?
He wants to soak the rich some more.
TAX THE RICH…PUNISH THEM FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL…THEY HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY AND IT SHOULDN’T BELONG TO THEM!!!
Am I missing something?
Did we not already soak those who haven’t taken their boat loads to the Caymans?
Oh…he keeps TALKING about balance but…He must have a very different definition of that word than do we Patriots.
Spending cuts alone won’t sole the problem he keeps saying but somehow he believes he can TAX us out of the hole?
Naturally he doesn’t want to cut where cuts make sense.
Shrimp need treadmills after all.
Nope…HIS idea is TAX MORE…SPEND MORE THAN YOU TAX AND THEN…TAX SOME MORE!!!
Good heavens…With the CEO of APPLE sitting in the gallery, This yahoo starts in on how HIS economic plan will close the loopholes, soak the rich, insist on “fair Share,” and bring manufacturing of Apple products back to the United States from China!!!
Ummm…..
Excuse me but…
Isn’t this the same bozo who hasn’t had a budget passed since before the invention of the iPad???
Isn’t this the same zero whose own jobs creation Czar moved a full division of HIS company TO China???
Indeed.
Not only is it the same old thing over and over again, year after year but, it never comes to pass…A great deal like his budgets…And be that as it may…Every time he trots out that tired old pony…The socialist leap to their feet in wild appreciation.
It’s exhausting really.
The real crux of the evenings snake oil infomercial however was…
YES friends and neighbors…
STEP right up…NO need to push.
There’s plenty of room for all.
DR. FEELGOOD has the CURE for what’s ailin’ ya.
It’s a miracle I tell ya A MIRACLE.
Why…There NOTHI
N’ else like it anywhere.
It’s big friends and neighbors, boys and girls. It’s BIG and I wouldn’t just be tellin’ that if I didn’t mean it.
Gather in close…Closer…I don’t wanna shout…
It’s…
Government.
GOVERNMENT will cure whatever ya got.
Need a phone…Made in China…DR. FEELGOOD WILL TAKE CARE OF YA WITH A DOSE OF GOVERNMENT!!!
What’s that ya say? You’ve got a bridge? LET DR. FEELGOOD CURE THAT BRIDGE WITH MORE GOVERNMENT!!!
Oh there, there…Don’t fret about sending your little boys and girls to preschool…Dr. Feelgood will do it FOR ya with UNIVERSAL PRESCHOOL FOR ALL and when that little one grows UP well….WE’LL INVEST IN EDUCATION AT ASYLUMS OF HIGHER INDOCTRINATION!!!
Heck…With a few doses of GOVERNMENT…Your kids HIGH SCHOOLS will be redesigned!!!
If it’s hurtin’ or needs fixin…GOVERNMENT is the sure cure.
Weather got ya down friend?
Too warm on the ol’ globe?
LET GOVERNMENT COOL THINGS DOWN!!!
Now I know there’s some of ya out there thinkin’ this is bitter medicine and yer fixin’ to go stormin’ off but before ya go… TRUST Dr. Feelgood…take a little GOVERNMENT today and a little more GOVERNMENT tomorrow and before ya know it…
GOVERNMENT does ALL that and SO much more!!!
YER GONNA WANT GOVERNMENT ALL THE TIME!!!
Heck…ya won’t remember what it’s like to live without it!!!
Ohhhhh…I know what yer wonderin…What’s this miracle gonna cost ya?
What’s it gonna set ya back?
Well…I’ll tell ya…
NOT ONE SINGLE DIME!!!!!!!
Believe it friends.
Dr. Feelgood wouldn’t lie to ya.
IT’S FREE!!! AIN’T GONNA COST YA A THING!!!
Just like Obamacare…GOVERNMENT IN A BOTTLE…NOBODY’S GONNA SEE THEIR TAXES GO UP…YA GET TO KEEP ALL YER FREEDOM…And here’s the best part…
DR. FEELGOOD AND GOVERNMENT WILL KEEP YA’LL SAFE!!!
That’s right…Right along with gettin’ ya a job, sending ya to school, payin’ for yer doctorin’ and putting a solar panel on every car…
GOVERNMENT WILL KEEP YA FROM GETTING SHOT AT!!!
IT’S A SIDE EFFECT OF TAKING’ GOVERNMENT DAILY…GUN CONTROL!!!
Now here’s what ya gotta do…VOTE!!!
DOESN’T GOVERNMENT DESERVE A VOTE???????
Good grief.
Allow me to sum up the entire hour of my life I will never get back with a 37 second video.
Well…There ya go.
