From the Dictator’s manifesto to Hillary’s campaign testimony…It’s been quite a week.
Socialists are just giddy over the onset of another 4 years of Imperial orders, Constitution trashing and big government control aren’t they?
The garden variety socialist is now firmly convinced that Obama is gonna buy them all lottery tickets and when they win, they can finally move to the Caymans to get away from the tax hikes they all voted for.
Naturally, they’ll want international calling on their Obamaphones…
Anyway…It’s FRIDAY my Patriot friends so hang on TIGHT BECAUSE…
I’M FUMING!!!!!
Well, well…
Yesterday, Neville Chamberlain began his confirmation hearings to become our next Secretary of Appeasement.
How nice.
In his opening statements, Kerry made it clear that he would use all his office’s power to find a diplomatic solution to prevent Iran from obtaining nukes.
It makes one wonder…
DOES THE TRAITOR WHO WOULD BECOME AMERICA’S TOP DIPLOMAT HAVE ANY IDEA THAT WE HAVE NO DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH IRAN???
Really…Does he honestly believe that the oh-so-rational IRANIANS have ANY interest in taking SUGGESTIONS???
I’ve got some breaking news for the great appeaser…
CUJO DON’T WANT A TUMMY RUB!!!!!!!!!
John Kerry…
War criminal…Traitor…Liar…Purple Heart Fraud…Socialist…Tax Dodger…
This guy should be hanged faster than the guy who gets his salsa from New York City but…
In a socialist administration…THAT RESUME GETS HIM PROMOTED!!!!!
Obviously…I can’t STAND John Kerry but…
Were I walking down the street and noticed, from the corner of my eye, that he had suddenly CAUGHT FIRE…
I WOULD use HILLARY CLINTON TO BEAT OUT THE FLAMES!!!!
Fuming.
Okay…Let me make SURE I have THIS straight…
Pictured here, is an F-16.
A fully armed F-16 can do an INCREDIBLE amount of damage and rain down from the sky…MASSIVE NUMBERS OF DEATHS!!!
It’s capable of flying FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET…
ABLE DO ENGAGE IN AIR TO AIR OR AIR TO GROUND COMBAT…
AND CARRIES BOMBS, ROCKETS, MISSILES AND A VARIETY OF CANNONS.
We just sent 20 of them to THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD…A HAPPY-GO-LUCKY LITTLE BAND OF SHARIA LOVING TERRORISTS WHO HATE ISRAEL but…
THE SAME ADMINISTRATION THAT SEES NO PROBLEM IN ARMING THE ENEMY AGAINST OUR ALLIES…
DOESN’T WANT AMERICAN LOVING AMERICANS TO OWN AN AR-15 OR ANY CLIP THAT HOLDS MORE THAN 10 BULLETS?????????
Oh…We’re not GIVING them the F-16’s…They’re BUYING them…
WITH THE MONEY WE GAVE THEM!!!!!
Gee wiz…
It seems to me that had we given Egypt about 20 “GUN FREE ZONE” SIGNS…
They would need any F-16’s!!!!!!!!
I’m fuming.
I can’t let this go by without saying something.
Both during and after the Dictator’s coronation, Pravda media were having Obamagasms.
As if Potato Head Roker wasn’t creepy enough…there he was, standing along the parade route yelling…”MR. PRESIDENT…MR. P[RESIDENT!!!” until the Dictator waved to him.
Roker went all noodley LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL AT A BIEBER CONCERT!!!
Given his admitted proclivity for gas attacks…I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SHART!!!!
Diane Sawyer seemed to blather uncontrollably at the mere sight of the Dictator and over on MSNB3STOOGES…
HOLY COW…
MR. TINGLES WAS A SLOBBERING BASKET CASE!!!
Thank God George Clooney wasn’t there…
MR. POTATO HEAD AND MR. TINGLES WOULD HAVE BEEN DRY-HUMPING BOTH HIS LEGS AT THE SAME TIME!!!
I doubt there has been that level of excitement surrounding a Chief Executive since Bill Clinton, the freshly named “Father of the Year,” pulled a cigar out of his personal humidor in the oval office.
On the Commie News Network…Jim Acosta said he needed to pinch himself and the Blitzed Wolf was trying to get the Dictator to wave at him in the stands.
Where did these people go to journalism school?
THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH KOREA?????
“OH…DEAR LEADER…LOOK OVER HERE…JUST WAVE…DEAR LEADER…PLEASE DEAR LEADER…WE LOVE YOU DEAR LEADER…”
For crying out loud…AND THEY DID…It was PATHETIC!!!
Don’t these MORONS realize that the object of their affection…IS A BIGGER FRAUD THAN MANTI TE’O’S GIRLFRIEND?????
I MEAN…JUST BECAUSE NEWSWEEK CALLED THE INAUGURATION THE SECOND COMING DOESN’T MEAN PRAVDA HAD TO TAKE IT LITERALLY!!!!!
Fuming!!
Finally…
When asked why the American public was LIED TO regarding the You Tube video being responsible for the Benghazi attack…
Hillary, obviously unprepared for anything but softballs and slobbering platitudes…
Went into orbit.
“WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE ANYWAY???”
Well…Let me count the ways.
YOU…YOU TAP DANCING WEASEL…WERE THERE TO TELL THE TRUTH!!!
YOU WERE ASKED WHY? WHY WERE WE LIED TO? AND YOU…MUSTERING ALL THE DEPTH OF A CONTACT LENS…ASK…
“WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?”
Ummmmm…Let’s see…
YOU AND THE TRAITOR FOR WHOM YOU WORK…ARMED LIBYAN “REBELS” TO THE DAMNED TEETH BEFORE GADDAFI FELL.
YOU OPENED A CONSULATE IN BENGHAZI.
YOU DIDN’T GIVE A RATS ASS WHETHER OR NOT IT, OR THE PEOPLE INSIDE, WERE PROTECTED.
YOU IGNORED 248 TERRORIST ATTACKS IN LIBYA AFTER THE FALL OF GADDAFI.
YOU IGNORED MORE THAN 30 SUCH ATTACKS IN BENGHAZI!!!!
YOU IGNORED 2 PREVIOUS ATTACKS ON OUR BENGHAZI CONSULATE, ATTEMPTS ON THE LIFE OF THE BRITISH AMBASSADOR…THE FLEEING OF THE BRITISH AND THE RED CROSS FROM BENGHAZI…AND WARNING AFTER WARNING FROM OUR BENGHAZI STAFF!!!
NOT ONLY DID YOU NOT INCREASE SECURITY THERE…YOU DECREASED IT!!!
And what of all those emails and cables sent to you by the Benghazi staff, Ambassador Stevens and what little was left of his security staff begging for MORE security???
YOU…YOU WINE TASTING, FLU RIDDEN, PASSED OUT, CONCUSSED AND BRAIN CLOTTED MORON…YOU DIDN’T READ THOSE CABLES OR EMAILS!!!
THE ARMS YOU GAVE THOSE “REBELS” WERE THEN USED BY AL QAEDA AFFILIATED TERRORISTS TO MURDER 4 AMERICANS IN BENGHAZI!!!
Is any of this sinking in yet…BENGHAZI BOB?????
Look…I don’t care about your fake crocodile tears or how often you claim you called it a terrorist attack…
WHEN YOU STOOD THERE, IN FRONT OF THOSE 4 CASKETS DRAPED IN AMERICAN FLAGS…
YOU BLAMED THAT STUPID, MEANINGLESS YOU TUBE VIDEO!!!
HOW many times did you tell the committees that the perpetrators of the attacks would be brought to justice???
HOW MANY???
SO FAR…NONE OF THE STRAWBERRY FRAPPE CROWD HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO JUSTICE BUT…THE GUY WHO MADE THE VIDEO…HE’S STILL LOCKED UP ISN’T HE?????
And now…YOU expect us to believe that Susan Rice…A STATE DEPARTMENT EMPLOYEE…was sent to the Sunday shows…WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE…to deliver talking points THAT YOU CLAIM YOU HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF…And LIE about the cause of the attack???
WELL…WHO EXACTLY MADE THAT DECISION???
SKIPPY THE JANITOR???????
Now then…Madam Secretary of MISSTATEMENTS…..
EXACTLY WHICH PART OF ALL OF THAT…
DOESN’T, AT THIS POINT, MAKE A DIFFERENCE?????
CHRIS STEVENS…GLEN DOHERTY…SEAN SMITH…TYRONE WOODS…
DO YOU THINK…JUST MAYBE…IT WOULD HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE TO THEM?
I’M WILLING TO BET MY LAST DOLLAR THAT THE TRUTH…THE WHOLE TRUTH…WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO THEIR FAMILIES NOW!!!!!!!
I’M CONVINCED THAT YOU MANAGED TO GIVE YOURSELF A CONCUSSION…BY SITTING DOWN TOO FAST!!!!!!!
It IS Friday my friends and…
HOLY CRAP…
I AM ABSOLUTELY FUMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Craig this is your absolute best yet! You always express so well what I am thinking. I have been absolutely livid about the stupid Shrillary hearing. Whata JOKE, a waste of time and an effort in futility! And I was as angry at the R’s slobbering all over her as I was the D-bags! They had five minutes each and they spent 2 to3 minutes kissing her substantial derrière. I look at Benghazi and, North Korea, and Iran and the entire Middle East on FIRE, and watch them praise her for a job well done???? All she did was fly around and waste more of our money. I am not just fuming, I am about to self ignite with burning rage!
Thank you for taking some of the sting out with your gift of humor.
I laughed sooooo hard – probably should have been crying because everything you said is the truth – but what can we do? It’s unbelievable….somewhat shocking when you read everything that has taken place during this administration. Great job, Craig – really appreciate the way you presented the facts.
Craig…. just an outstanding job recapping one of the most horrendous week in American history. I laughed, I cried, I laughed until I cried…. I still have the mind’s eye picture of the dry humping legs….ouch! Great job.