From “Guantanamo bay to be closed within a year” to “You Didn’t Build that.” The Dictator, Obama, has lied as often as Biden has gaffed.

It’s been an amazing 4 years of bald face lying to those who elected him and to those who didn’t.

The clear difference is, those of us who declined to anoint the Dictator KNOW he’s lying and those who DID…KNOW it but simply don’t care.

What follows is but a partial list of whoppers from the Lyin’ King.

“I Won’t Raise taxes on those making less than 250,000 per year.”

77% of Americans are not happy with that lie.

“The Unemployment rate will be 8.5% without stimulus.”

What the Dictator apparently FAILED to tell us was that WITH the stimulus…Unemployment would rise to more than 10%.

“I’ll Cut The Deficit in Half by end of first term.”

As our annual deficit has doubled, I’m not sure if this is 1 lie or more than 4 TRILLION lies.

“I am immediately instituting PayGo “Pay as you go.”

Sooo…You DON’T need another debt ceiling raise after all???

“We shouldn’t Mandate the purchase of health care.”

The next thing ya know…You’ll be telling us that your “healthcare bill will pay for itself.”

“The Health Care Package will pay for itself.”

And I suppose it’s not a tax either?????

“ObamaCare Fee is not a new tax.”

1 lie or 21 new lies??? You be the judge.

In an oval office speech back in 2012, the Dictator said the following:

“We have run out of places in the US to drill for oil.”

Correct me if I’m wrong but…Isn’t North Dakota one of our 57 or more states? It seems that by saying “We have run out of places in the US to drill for oil,” the Dictator really means…”WE have more oil under U.S. soil than is under the sand of Saudi Arabia but I just don’t want anybody looking for it.”

“I will not use signing statements to nullify or undermine congressional instructions as enacted into law.”

The full list of “signing statements” would exhaust the limits of available space but, just last week, the Dictator has taken to surrounding himself with children and signing 23 statements at a time.

“The Jobs Bill Paid for.”

It turned out that it WASN’T paid for and there were no jobs IN it.

“I’ve done more for Israel’s security than any President ever.”

Mr. Netanyahu? Would YOU like to take this one?

“Health reform will give every American the same opportunity to buy health insurance the way members of Congress do.”

Except…Members of congress are EXEMPT from Obamacare.

Please spend the next 13 minutes and 28 seconds enjoying the Dictator’s Highlight Reel.

AMAZING isn’t it?

Bill Ayers, domestic terrorist, was just a guy in the neighborhood and the Dictator didn’t really know him.

The Dictator had no idea that the man he called his spiritual mentor and whose pews he sat in for 20 years was really a rabid anti-American bombastic prick.

The Dictator couldn’t enact the “Dream Act” on his own because laws prevented him from doing so.

The Dictator said his new gas mileage standards will save the average American family $8000 per year. This must be derived by use of the Dictator’s magic abacus because the average American family only spends about $4100 per year on gas.

Don’t even get me started on Fast and Furious, Benghazi or the Dictator’s origins.

Don’t get me started on his Social Security number or his Selective Service registration…His college transcripts or the fact that we can’t read the most transparent president in history’s college thesis.

And while we’re at it, distracted by Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend, let’s not forget that the Dictator created an imaginary “composite” girlfriend for his book who attended events and said things that no one said and he didn’t attend.

Am I saying that the Dictator, Obama, has spanned the globe with his serial, pathological, habitual and  compulsive string of lies?

Well…Let’s put it this way…

Were he Pinocchio….

The end of his nose, not attached to his bald face, would now be jabbing Members of the Pravda press the ass forcing THEIR puckered kissers even deeper into the Dictators butt crack.

It’s gotten to the point where the simple lie isn’t enough for the Dictator.

Near the end of the 2012 campaign, Mitt Romney said that Obama had sold Chrysler to the Italians who would, at the cost of American jobs, start building jeeps in China.

Naturally, the Dictator called Romney a liar and employed others to label Romney as such too. Those minions included Chrysler’s CEO Sergio Marchionne (a fine IRISH name if ever one existed) who stated:

“Currently, Jeeps sell in more than 120 countries around the world, including China. They’re nearly all built in factories in the United States.”

“Politifact” even made Romney’s claim the “Lie of the Year.”

Now, we discover that, indeed, Fiat, the new owner of Chrysler, is moving a substantial portion of their Jeep Manufacturing to…CHINA…and Politifact now issues THIS statement:

“The production of cars in China is a sign of Chrysler’s growing strength in overseas markets. It would like to build Jeeps in China to sell in China. It is not outsourcing American auto jobs.”

To be clear…THIS is a lie meant to cover the lies of calling someone who told the TRUTH a liar.

Incredible.

Given the Dictator, Obama’s, track record, it should come as no surprise whatsoever that today, with one hand on a stack of bibles and the other with fingers crossed and dhimmitude in his heart…

He will utter the words:

“I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, PRESERVE, PROTECT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA…So help me God.”

Awash in a vast sea of lies…

THAT one is a TSUNAMI.