I have our CHRISTMAS lights up…we got our CHRISTMAS tree up and decorated with CHRISTMAS ornaments and we sent our CHRISTMAS cards out to our troops.

LIBERALS on the other hand…Have been VERY busy trying to OUT STUPID each other!!!

What else is new?

I know all my Patriot friends have been plenty busy getting ready for CHRISTMAS too so…I’ve been paying attention FOR them and…here are the results.

It’s Friday Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

A DEAL WAS STRUCK YESTERDAY IN THE SENATE!!!

No…NOT on something as trivial as the LOOMING DEBT CRISIS or the FISCAL CLIFF…

THAT would have been silly.

THIS DEAL…engineered by that short bus dipstick Harry Reid…

WILL ALLOW SNACKS IN THE CONGRESSIONAL AUDITORIUM FOR A SPECIAL SCREENING OF…”LINCOLN!!!”

Saints be praised.

The senate’s head GOOBER struck a deal to get RAISINETS!!!!

Apparently there’s nothing pressing happening in DC so the inmates can watch a movie in the asylum.

“One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” isn’t available on Netflix this week???

THESE MORONS NEED TO GO TO THE THEATER LIKE LINCOLN NEEDED A HOLE IN THE HEAD!!!

Still too soon?

How about this…We chain em all to their congressional seats AND SHOW THE ENTIRE SERIES OF “SAW” MOVIES!!!”

Snacks. THAT’S what they were concerned about yesterday…Snacks.

Hey…It’s not like Rome is burning or anything. Ya know?

We’re $16 TRILLION in debt…we’re screaming towards a new recession…The military’s ability to defend the nation is on the line but…

WHEN SOME JACK-ASS WITH AN OBAMACARE WAIVER WANTS TWIZZLERS…THE WHOLE WORLD COMES TO A HALT!!!!

When I was a kid, we had a rule…NO TV UNTIL AFTER WE WERE DONE WITH OUR HOMEWORK!!!

This bunch of zeros hasn’t even STARTED theirs!!!

Look…”Lincoln” is a great movie but…

Just like “Titanic” and “Apollo 13”…

WE ALREADY KNOW HOW IT ENDS!!!

THE SHIP SINKS…THE ASTRONAUTS SURVIVE AND…

DANIEL DAY LEWIS GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD AFTER HE WRITES THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS ON THE BACK OF AN ENVELOPE BY HOLD THE PEN…WITH HIS LEFT FOOT!!!!!

Fuming.

Well…At least we now know that is ZOMBIES attack at a SPA AND RESORT ON AN ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF SANDIEGO…

The Department of Homeland Insecurity is prepared.

OUR taxpayer dollars were spent on the $1000 buck ENTRY FEES FOR 40…ZOMBIES!!!!

According to HALO president Brad Barker, “the idea is to challenge authorities as they respond to extreme medical situations where people become crazed and violent, creating widespread fear and disorder.”

Ummmm…THEY’RE FIRST RESPONDERS…THEY’RE ALREADY TRAINED FOR THAT CHALLENGE!!!!!!

This, naturally, wasn’t the only waste we discovered this week.

I wish I was making this up but…I’m not.

THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE SPENT $100 THOUSAND BUCKS TO STUDY WHETHER OR NOT…

JESUS DIED FOR THE KLINGONS TOO!!!!!

I HAVE SEVERAL ISSUES WITH THIS ONE…Not the least of which is…WHERE IN THE HELL ARE THOSE DIM-WITTED MADISON WISCONSIN ATHEISTS WHEN THE GOVERNMENT DROPS $100K ON A STUDY INVOLVING JESUS???

That’s FINE with them apparently but KATY BAR THE DOOR IF SOMEBODY CALLS A CHRISTMAS TREE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!

Second of all…WHAT IN THE NAME OF JAMES T. KIRK DOES THE PHILOSOPHICAL HYPOTHETICAL REGARDING JESUS AND KLINGONS HAVE TO DO WITH THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE’S INDEFENSIBLE SPENDING DEPARTMENT????

And third…While KLINGONS are REAL and ZOMBIES aren’t…the answer is NO…Jesus did NOT die for the Klingons. TRIBBLES yes but NOT THE KLINGONS!!!!

Other grand wastes of our money include…

$98k for an underwater robot in COLUMBUS OHIO to look for sunken treasure…

$24,000 for a “latrine on wheels” in Fort Worth, Texas.

$285,933 grant in Keene, N.H. went for AN ARMORED VEHICLE TO PROTECT THEIR ANNUAL PUMPKIN FESTIVAL.

AND $9,000 in signage, at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis!!!!!

There is no word, at this time, as to the cost of the MISSILE LAUNCHING BIRTH CONTROL VENDING MACHINE /POPCORN POPPER FOR THE CONGRESSIONAL AUDITORIUM/MOVIE THEATER!!!!!

I’m fuming.

Ummm…Hey Emperor…How’s that whole FOREIGN POLICY thing workin’ for ya???

The ARAB SPRING thing in Egypt is really goin’ well huh? Cairo’s Tahrir Square IS FILLED WITH ANTI-PHAROAH protesters AND THE NEW DICTATOR’S SHOOTING TEAR GAS AT EM AND SO FAR…SEVERAL HAVE BEEN KILLED!!!

Still feeling pretty good about the whole “Mubarak must go” thing??? Still feeling confident that the Muslim Brotherhood won’t seek power in Egypt???

BETCHA DIDN’T FIGURE ON A REVOLT AFTER THE REVOLT DID YA?????

Of course, over in SYRIA…Things and peachy.

I wonder if that ASS-HAT ASSAD is quaking in his shoes after YOU SAID THAT USING CHEMICAL WEAPONS WOULD CROSS THE RED LINE???

Nothing strikes fear into a heartless murderer like threatening to stop him from using WMD’s…AFTER HE USES THEM!!!!!

Seems to ME that the RED LINE should have been drawn WHERE HE STARTS MIXING THE DEADLY COCKTAILS and not AFTER HE SPILLS EM!!!!!

Now…I HATE to point out the OBVIOUS but…SYRIA HAS ROCKETS THAT CAN EASILY LAND IN…ISRAEL…and what THEN???

Of course…If ASSAD LEAVES…those chemical weapons…WILL BE TAKEN BY…HEZBOLLAH, AL QAEDA AND OTHER ISLAMISTS…LIKE THE ONES YOU WERE ARMING BY RUNNING WEAPONS FROM BENGHAZI TO SYRIA THROUGH THE TURKS…before that whole deal went south.

By the way…HOW GOES THE HUNT FOR THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BENGHAZI TERRORIST ATTACK???

I’ll let ya in on some double top secret intell…

THE RING LEADER’S GONNA BE IN HAWAII FOR A 3 WEEK VACATION!!!!!

Over in North Korea…LIL’ KIM IS ALL SET TO FIRE OFF ANOTHER ROUND OF WEINER ENVY!!!!

And to think he’s gonna do it even after you asked him not to. Well…I’m shocked.

Good grief…IF THE ENTIRE WORLD COMES TO AN END…YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON THAT MORSI “GANGNAM STYLE” VIDEO…

AT LEAST PEOPLE HAVE SEEN THAT ONE!!!!!

Fuming!!

Finally…

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

FEMA RESPONDERS WERE TOLD TO GO…SIGHT SEEING?????

Yep.

According to FEMA workers, as they arrived at Ft. Dix just ahead of hurricane or super storm Sandy…

THEY WERE TOLD BY THE REGIONAL COORDINATOR: “I don’t know why you were rushed here because we don’t need you.”

FEMA DIDN’T NEED THESE FIRST RESPONDERS???

Look…I know things didn’t go that well with Katrina but…HOLY COW…at least Bush’s FEMA people knew that…THEY NEEDED RESPONDERS!!!

One FEMA workers says that the coordinators told them, “Go to the Walmart nearby or to check out the area but told us to stay out of the areas affected by the storm.”

Stay out of the areas affected by the storm.

STAY OUT OF THE AREAS AFFECTED BY THE STORM???

EXCUSE ME BUT…WEREN’T THESE PEOPLE THERE BECAUSE OF THE STORM??? WEREN’T THEY…SUPPOSED…TO GO WHERE THE STORM DAMAGE WAS???

Friends…

THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT…

THE SAME ORGANIZATION THAT GONNA BE HANDLING YOUR NEXT HEART ATTACK!!!!!

There’s gonna be a panel of 15 government APPOINTEES telling a HEART SURGEON…

“LISTEN, WE KNOW HE HAD A HEART ATTACK BUT…GO TO WALMART OR CHECK OUT THE GIFT SHOP BUT…STAY AWAY FROM THE HEART!!!!

Unions were telling NON union workers to get lost…NOBODY was answering phones…FEMA was handing out blankets that were as warm as NAPKINS AND THEY RAN OUT OF WATER IN THE FIRST 24 HOURS!!!!!

Is it any SURPRISE they closed FEMA offices in NY and New Jersey…BECAUSE OF BAD WEATHER?????

PEOPLE ARE STILL WAITING FOR HELP…THEY’RE GETTING FINED BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT “KEEPING THEIR PROPERTY NEAT AND CLEAN”…

And then there’s Emilio Langilotti. Langilotti is NOT alone in this…He’s just ONE OF MANY…

His entire house was wiped out. EVERYTHING he owned was DESTROYED by the 10 foot storm surge. EVERYTHING!!!

So…He fills out ALL the FEMA forms. Crosses every “T” and dots EVERY “I” and what does FEMA tell HIM???

“FEMA WILL NOT APPROVE HIS CLAIM DUE TO…

Get this…

“INSUFFICIENT DAMAGE!!!!!”

THAT’S LIKE A LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY DECLINING TO PAY UP BECAUSE…THE DECEASED AIN’T DEAD ENOUGH!!!!!

Clearly…the problem is…THIS WAS A STORM WE SAW COMING FOR A SOLID WEEK BEFORE IT HIT BUT…

NO ZOMBIES WERE INVOLVED!!!

I’M SURE HAD THERE BEEN ZOMBIES…FEMA WOULD HAVE BEEN PREPARED!!!!!

Good grief.

My friends…It’s Friday and, like you couldn’t tell by now…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!