Okay…Let me see if I have this straight.

Hair Brained Harry Reid who has offered such pearls of wisdom as these:

“The tea party will disappear as soon as the economy gets better and the economy is getting better all the time.”

“Until the Republicans get real, we can’t do [spending bills], because [House Republicans] have refused to adhere to the law that guides this country.”

“Last year, Amonix CEO Brian Robertson was tragically killed in a plane crash and unfortunately the company was unable to recover from this difficult time.”

“Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good.”

“This war is lost and the surge is not accomplishing anything.”

At one point Hair Brained Harry said THIS about John Roberts…

 “No one suggests that John Roberts was motivated by bigotry or animosity toward minorities or women, … But these memos lead one to question whether he truly appreciated the history of the civil rights struggle. He wrote about discrimination as an abstract concept, not as a flesh and blood reality for countless of his fellow citizens.”

Before he said THIS about Barack Obama…

{Obama is} “ light skinned, with no negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.”

Now tell us again who doesn’t, “truly appreciated the history of the civil rights struggle?”

“It’s time that America’s government lived by the same values as America’s families.”

“So people have been hurting and I understand that. And it doesn’t give them comfort or solace for me to tell them, you know, but for me, we would be in a worldwide depression.”

“We found ourselves in a hole that I didn’t dig, but I have dug, dug and dug to try to get out of that hole.”

Is now stating:

“The word’s out that he [Romney] hasn’t paid any taxes for 10 years.”

“Let him prove that he has paid taxes, because he hasn’t.”

“He didn’t pay taxes for 10 years! Now, do I know that that’s true? Well, I’m not certain, but obviously he can’t release those tax returns. How would it look?”

And…

“I am not basing this on some figment of my imagination. I have had a number of people tell me that. I don’t think the burden should be on me. The burden should be on him. He’s the one I’ve alleged has not paid any taxes.”

And Nitwit Nancy Pelosi, who has blathered such morsels of madness as:

“Every week we don’t pass a Stimulus package, 500 million Americans lose their jobs.”

“I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels. It’s cheap, abundant and clean compared to fossil fuels.”

Ummm…Only a liberal would think that natural gas is NOT a fossil fuel.

“We have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market profits taxes could go a long ways to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as “Americans.””

But…They’re NOT Americans are they?

“First Bush cut taxes for the rich and the economy has rebounded with new record low unemployment rates, which only means wealthy employers are getting even wealthier at the expense of the underpaid working class.”

“Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program.”

And one of my personal favorites… “It is the biggest bang for the buck when you do food stamps and unemployment insurance. The biggest bang for the buck.”

Is now backing up Hair Brained Harry by stating:

“If he has said somebody told him that, some credible source, then I believe that.”

In an effort to get a guy reelected who has stated:

“No, no. I have been practicing…I bowled a 129. It’s like — it was like Special Olympics, or something.”

“What I was suggesting — you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith…”

“It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

“One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world — Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard.”

“I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.”

“Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. It will be a strong friend of Israel’s under a McCain…administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel’s under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change.”

“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”

“The private sector’s doin’ fine.”

“The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn’t. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn’t know, you know, there’s a reaction that’s been bred in our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that’s just the nature of race in our society.”

“No. That’s not true, George. The — for us to say that you’ve got to take a responsibility to get health insurance is absolutely not a tax increase.”

“If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that.  Somebody else made that happen.”

Because the Nitwit and the Hair Brain think that the guy with the…

Forged birth certificate, forged Selective Service registration and a bogus Social Security number who won’t release his college records, his college thesis, who paid for his college education, who was friends with a domestic terrorist and a preacher who hollered “NOT  GOD BLESS AMERICA…GOD DAMN AMERICA,” protects a guy found in contempt of congress, leads from behind, bows to foreign leaders, stands with our enemies and against our allies, wastes ¾ of a billion dollars on green energy companies that go bankrupt but won’t drill for domestic energy, thinks we can spend our way out of a 16 trillion dollar deficit that he’s added more to, than all previous presidents combined and hangs Mao ornaments on his Christmas tree…

Is somehow more credible than a guy who released 2 years worth of tax returns as per the requirement instead of ten years worth.

If that’s about the size of it…I think I’ll vote for the guy I KNOW is an American.