Oh…Hello…Is it the end of the week already?

Here I’ve been, trying like crazy to hum a happy tune while all week, all around me, things are going to hell in a liberal/socialist hand basket.

You know me…I TRY not to let it all get to me but…

HOLY CRAP…COME FRIDAY…

I’m fuming.

This week, we start by taking a little walk in the park…any park…

On May 1^st…OCCUPI…which I’m sure is the plural of Occupus…WAS GOING TO SHUT DOWN AMERICA!!!

Never have so many feared so much since the Myans ran out of binders for their calendars.

The OCCUPI were going to shut down bridges, streets, commerce and banks. They were going to make it impossible to get to work, school, playgrounds, and hospitals. They were going to cause such mass havoc that the United States as we know it would be brought to its knees.

Ummmmm…Did they forget to hit “SEND” on their email? WHERE THE HECK WAS EVERYBODY??? In major cities across this great land…Chicago…New York…Dallas…Atlanta…L.A. they were barely able to shut down a crosswalk.

WE WERE TOLD THIS WOULD BE EARTH SHAKING…IT WAS GOING TO BE HUGE…WOMEN WOULD RUN SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT AND CHILDREN WOULD HAVE TO COVER THERE EYES…AND WHAT HAPPENS???

THE EXACT SAME THING THAT HAPPENED WHEN THE ANTHONY WEINER PICTURES WENT PUBLIC!!!

COLLECTIVELY, THE NATION SAID…”REALLY? THAT’S IT???PATHETIC!!!”

Oh, in tiny little pockets, there was violence, a few good cops got beat up AND SOME IDIOTS GOT ARRESTED but isn’t that JUST TYPICAL SATURDAY NIGHT BEHAVIOR ON A MONDAY IN SEATTLE AND SAN FRAN FREAK SHOW???

THE REST OF EM SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR FALSE ADVERTISING!!!

Fuming.

This brings us to a woman who SPENDS WAY TOO MUCH TIME OCCUPYING A TANNING BOOTH!!!

Good GOD have you SEEN this woman???

SHE LOOKS LIKE OTZI THE ICE MUMMY for the love of God.

This ROASTED NUT…Patricia Krentcil, who is 44 years old AND SHOULD KNOW BETTER…reportedly TOOK HER 6-YEAR OLD TO A TANNING BOOTH AND THE KID GOT BURNED!!!

Now, naturally…RAWHIDE Krentcil…says it never happened and that she’s a good mom.

SHE SAYS THERE’S SOMEONE OUT THERE…FOLLOWING HER AROUND AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS…WHO IS TRYING TO GET HER IN TROUBLE BECAUSE THIS MYSTERY PERSON IS FAT…JEALOUS AND UGLY!!!

Two things are pretty clear…The UV rays have gone straight through to her brain and SHE DOESN’T OWN A MIRROR!!!

THIS OVER TOASTED LEATHER FACE TRYING TO CONVINCE A JUDGE THAT SHE NEVER TOOK HER KID TO A TANNING BOOTH IS LIKE THE GUY POOPING ON THE COP CAR AT ZUCCOTTI PARK TRYING TO CONVINCE US HE’S A CONSERVATIVE!!!

10 MORE MINUTES IN A TANNING BOOTH AND AL SHARPTON WILL TAKE UP HER CASE!!!!!

I’m fuming.

As the Fast and Furious case heats up…CBS filed a Freedom of Information Request…you know…to see some documents to prove that idiot…HOLDER…wasn’t doing anything wrong and that it was all BUSH’S fault if he did…

AND WHAT DID THE DOJ SEND EM???

A STACK OF BLANK PAGES!!!!!

HOLDER WILL NO DOUBT CLAIM, SINCE THE PAGES ARE WHITE…IT’S A RACIST WITCH HUNT!!!

Congress is now mulling over whether or not to charge Holder with contempt of congress.

THE COMMITTEE HAS DEMANDED 80,000 PAGES OF DOCUMENTS BE TURNED OVER AND SO FAR…HOLDER HAS GIVEN THEM 7,400 PAGES. HE’S BEEN STALLING THE COMMITTEE FOR OVER A YEAR!!! HE’S LIED TO THE COMMITTEE!!! HE’S PROVIDED MEMOS HE KNEW WERE FALSE TO THE COMMITTEE!!!

HE’S TOLD THEM GUNS WERE NEVER WALKED TO MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS…THAT THE COMMITTEE’S QUESTIONS WERE BENEATH THEM AND THAT HE KNEW NOTHING OF THE PROGRAM UNTIL GRASSLEY HANDED HIM A LETTER ABOUT IT THAT HE ACTUALLY READ MONTHS BEFORE GRASSLEY HANDED IT TO HIM!!!

And congress is MULLING OVER the possibility of contempt charges???

HOLDER HAS DONE EVERYTHING BUT MOON THE COMMITTEE!!!

Ummm…Congress…WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???

CHARGE HIM WITH CONTEMPT…IMPERSONATING A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER…BEING A WEASEL…A RACE BAITER…AND A TROLL!!!!!

I’m FUMING!!

Finally…

OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!!!

Senator Kent Conrad is sponsoring a bill to…REMOVE THE WORD…”LUNATIC” from federal laws.

HAVE THEY SOLVED THE DEBT CRISIS? HAVE THEY PASSED A BUDGET??? HAVE THEY DEALT WITH ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION???

APPARENTLY…ALL OUR “REAL” PROBLEMS HAVE BEEN SOLVED…UNEMPLOYMENT IS AT HISTORICAL LOW LEVELS…THE GDP IS THROUGH THE ROOF…GAS PRICES ARE DOWN…PIPELINES BUILT…WELLS DRILLED…

NOW…THE SENATE CAN GET TO THE ROOT OF ALL REMAINING ILLS BY REMOVING THE WORD LUNATIC FROM OUR LAWS!!!

They’re afraid having “LUNATIC” in our laws will UPSET LUNATICS!!!!

So…where exactly DOES it show up???

In Title 1, Chapter 1, of the U.S. Code…which covers rules of construction. Chapter 1 holds that when determining the meaning of any law, “the words ‘insane’ and ‘insane person’ and ‘lunatic’ shall include every idiot, lunatic, insane person, and person non compos mentis.”

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

HOW ABOUT THIS???

REPLACE “LUNATIC” WITH…”LIBERAL” AND LEAVE IT AT THAT!!!

“The words ‘insane’ and ‘insane person’ and ‘LIBERAL’ shall include every idiot, LIBERAL, insane person, and person non compos mentis.”

THERE…NOW IT MAKES EVEN MORE SENSE THAN IT DID BEFORE!!!

INSTEAD OF THE LUNATIC ASYLUMS…WE HAVE THE LIBERAL ASYLUMS!!!

LUNATIC FRINGE BECOMES LIBERAL FRINGE!!!!

Heck…just switch the words…Make it an even trade…

LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGES BECOME LUNATIC ARTS COLLEGES!!!

LIBERAL POLITICIANS…LUNATIC POLITICIANS!!!

LIBERAL/SOCIALIST…LUNATIC/SOCIALIST!!!!!

Here’s a question…What happens when the idiot and insane and non compos mentis LOBBYISTS HIT UP SENATOR CONRAD????

Have we really come to the point where we WORRY about alienating LUNATICS by using the word LUNATIC???

SERIOUSLY???

DIDN’T WE TRY TO SMOOTH THINGS OVER WITH TERRORISTS BY CALLING THEM “PERSONS WE HAVE A RIGHT TO DETAIN” OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT??? HOW DID THAT WORK OUT???

GEE…THAT REALLY CALMED EM DOWN DIDN’T IT???

LISTEN UP!!!

WE HAVE A LUNATIC OCCUPYING THE WHITE HOUSE…A LUNATIC FOR AN ATTORNEY GENERAL…LUNATICS CRAPPING ON COP CARS…LUNATICS FRYING THEMSELVES IN TANNING BEDS…LUNATICS RUNNING THE SENATE AND LUNATICS WANTING TO REMOVE THE WORD LUNATIC FROM LAWS ON BEHALF OF OTHER LUNATICS!!!

WE HAVE DEAD LUNATICS VOTING FOR LUNATICS WHO THINK ILLEGAL ALIENS SHOULD VOTE FOR MORE LUNATICS AND ACORN LUNATICS SIGNING THEM UP TO DO IT!!!

HERE A LUNATIC, THERE A LUNATIC…EVERYWHERE A LOONEY LUNATIC!!!!

WE HAVE LUNATICS WHO FEEL ENTITLED…LUNATICS WHO WANT FREE BIRTH CONTROL…LUNATICS WHO BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING…LUNATICS WHO THINK OBAMACARE IS A BIG F…ING DEAL AND LUNATICS WHO TRY TO PASS OFF A FORGED BIRTH CERTIFICATE AS REAL!!!

I SAY…LEAVE THE WORD LUNATIC IN THE LAWS AND VOTE THE LUNATICS WHO ARE OFFENDED AT THE USE OF THE WORD LUNATIC OUT OF OFFICE INSTEAD!!!

Oh…my friends…

It IS Friday and in case you missed it…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!