In this wide and mysterious world, there are many things we will never completely understand.

Take idiot savants for example.

There are idiot savant musicians who stumble about in a stupor until placed before a piano and suddenly they become Vladimir Horowitz. There are idiot savant artists who stumble about in a stupor until placed before a canvas where, suddenly, they become DaVinci.

Then there are idiot savant liberals…

Who stumble about in a stupor…

It’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

First stop on this week’s world tour is…FRANCE…Where scientists are, um,…

TEACHING BABOONS TO READ.

Isn’t this pretty much how PLANET OF THE APES GOT STARTED???

So far, the French have taught the baboons to recognize collections of 4 letters and identify if the order of the letters actually spells a word or if it is just a random assembling of letters. The baboons get it right about 75% of the time.

WHEN A BABOON GETS ONE RIGHT…THE FRENCH SCIENTISTS FEED IT!!!

The French eat snails so IT’S ANYBODY’S GUESS WHAT THEY’RE FEEDING THE DAMN BABOONS!!!

I have NO IDEA what the REASON for all this is but…I suspect that if you can teach a baboon to read YOU CAN TEACH ONE TO TEXT AND THEREFORE CREATE REPLACEMENTS FOR TEENAGERS!!!!

Apparently the French HAVE SOLVED ALL THEIR OTHER PRESSING PROBLEMS…Their previous preclusion to SURRENDER…MUSLIM UPRISINGS…GERARD DEPARDIEU…and now they can pour money into teaching BABOONS TO READ.

AT LEAST, NOW WE KNOW FROM WHERE THE STAFF OF MEDIA MATTERS COMES!!!!

Fuming.

Off we go to Massachusetts WHERE A DRUG DEALER GOT OUT OF JAIL BY POSTING BAIL WITH HIS FOOD STAMP CARD!!!

Oh no…ya CAN’T make this stuff up.

Kimball Clark was ARRESTED on charges of dealing heroine within 1,000 feet of a school…and USED HIS ONE PHONE CALL TO PHONE HIS BUDDY AND TOLD HIM…

“GET MY EBT CARD AND GO TO THE ATM AND GET THE MONEY TO BAIL ME OUT, GET ME OUTTA HERE TONIGHT.”

It seems in Massachusetts…YOUR EBT CARD…CAN BE USED AS AN ATM CARD FOR CASH!!!!

That of course means that those on FOOD STAMPS can do WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT WITH YOUR MONEY!!!

Oh yes…THEY COULD GO ON A CRUISE…BUY A WEAPON…BUY DRUGS…GET THEIR HAIR AND NAILS DONE…AND YES…

POST THEIR BAIL…

WITH YOUR MONEY!!!!!

So…who or WHAT exactly IS this guy???

THE SUFFOLK COUNTY DA STATES THAT CLARK WAS CONVICTED FOR COCAINE POSSESSION WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE IN 2006…AND CONVICTED FOR ASSAULT AND BATTERY IN 2007!!!!!

Now…AFTER USING HIS EBT CARD…AND YOUR MONEY…TO SPRING HIM FROM JAIL…

Kimball Clark, 45, HAS BEEN ARRESTED…AGAIN…on drug-related charges!!!

Here’s an idea…

IN THE SEETHING CESSPOOL OF LIBERALISM THAT IS MASSACHUSETTS…NOW THAT THEY HAVE HIM…AGAIN…HOW ABOUT THEY KEEP HIM!!!!!

I’m fuming.

Oh…Remember the HOOPLA (and rightly so)…in Florida over that GOD AWFUL desecration of the American flag by putting Obama’s sour face in the field of blue???

WELL GUESS WHAT???

THE PIECE OF CRAP COMPANY SELLING THAT OBAMANATION ON THE INTERNET HAS UPDATED THEIR PAGE!!!

NOW…THE PIECE OF CRAP IS LISTED AS A PIECE OF ART!!!

You can put lipstick on a pig but…IT’S STILL A DAMN PIG!!!

Not only have they reclassified their product…

THEY NEARLY DOUBLED THE PRICE!!! IT USED TO COST $12.95 AND NOW…IT’S SHOWN AT $24.95!!!

I wouldn’t give ’em 2 cents for the thing UNLESS IT CAME WITH A BUCKET OF GAS AND A BOOK OF MATCHES!!!!!!

Here’s the thing…

If the liberal moron in Lake County Florida who runs the DEMOCRAT office hoists this…THING…claiming it NOT a flag but, a piece of art…back up…THERE’S A GROUP OF RETIRED MILITARY PERSONAL DOWN THERE THAT WILL VIOLATE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND PROVE THAT THE 20-FOOT…ART GALLERY…FROM WHICH IT FLIES…WILL…FIT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!!!!!

I’M FUMING!!

And…there’s Mike Tyson…former boxer and CONVICTED RAPIST…who decided to weigh in on the whole Trayvon Martin thing.

“My personal feeling is that, as a young kid that was beat on by a bully, that was pretty much singled out—the guy [Zimmerman] stalked him, didn’t follow instructions from a superior officer, when they said, ‘Stop following the kid.’ That tells you everything right there. But my all-around perspective, I wasn’t there, I don’t know what happened. But it’s just so widespread and overt what happened. Even though this is the best country in the world, certain laws in this country are a disgrace to a nation of savages. It’s a majority versus a minority. That’s the way God planned it. He didn’t want to do something about it, He wanted us to do something about it. And if we don’t, it’s gonna stay this way. We have to continue tweeting, we have to continue marching, we have to continue fighting for Trayvon Martin. If that’s not the case, he was killed in vain, and we’re just waiting for it to happen to our children. He’ll have gotten away with impunity. It’s a disgrace that man hasn’t been dragged out of his house and tied to a car and taken away. That’s the only kind of retribution that people like that understand. It’s a disgrace that man hasn’t been shot yet. Forget about him being arrested–the fact that he hasn’t been shot yet is a disgrace. That’s how I feel personally about it.”

If this moron doesn’t take the savant out of idiot I don’t know who does.

While Tyson’s mindless blathering IS constitutionally protected, I would be willing to BET that, had our founders foreseen THIS festering wad snot coming…THEY WOULD HAVE INCLUDED THE WORDS…”EXCEPT FOR MIKE TYSON” IN THE 1^ST AMENDMENT!!!!!

Maybe the French ARE on to something…THEIR SNOBBY BABOONS ARE ALREADY MILES AHEAD OF TYSON ON THE INTELLIGENCE CHART!!!!!!

FUMING!!!

And finally…we have the head savantless idiot…

Obama.

I think his free government cheese is slipping off his food stamp purchased cracker.

THIS GUY THINKS HE’S RONALD REAGAN!!!!

He’s running amok telling assembled crowds of Kool-Aid drinkers that HIS tax hike plan SHOULD BE RENAMED THE REAGAN PLAN…

Of course this isn’t the FIRST time he’s compared himself to the Gipper.

At times, he’s compared himself to Lincoln, Ghandi, Mandela, FDR and Teddy Roosevelt.

A WEEK OR SO AGO HE EVEN, IF ONLY FOR A MOMENT, THOUGHT HE WAS TRAYVON MARTIN’S FATHER!!!

NOW, HE’S TRYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT HE HAS THE EXACT SAME TAX PLAN AS REAGAN DID????

IF O-BLOW-HARD WANTS TO RENAME HIS TAX PLAN, HE SHOULD CALL IT WHAT IT IS…

THE SOCIALIST OBAMA PUNISHMENT FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL!!!!!

AS IT STANDS…HIS BUFFET RULE WOULD, OVER THE NEXT 10 YEARS, RAISE ENOUGH MONEY TO ACCOUNT FOR 1 WEEK’S WORTH OF SPENDING!!!!!

REAGAN’S PLAN WOULD HAVE CLOSED LOOPHOLES BUT ALSO WOULD HAVE LOWERED THE TAX RATES AT EVERY LEVEL!!

REAGAN’S PLAN WOULD HAVE MEANT THAT THOSE NOT PAYING A DIME OF TAXES PAY SOMETHING BUT AT A LOWER RATE THAT WHAT WAS, AT THAT TIME, THE LOWEST RATE!!!

OBAMA’S SOCIALIST PLAN HIKES TAXES ON THE SUCCESSFUL WHILE ALLOWING NEARLY 50% OF WORKING PEOPLE TO CONTINUE TO PAY NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!

A report now out shows that…BECAUSE OF OBAMA’S SPENDING…By 2019…THE INTEREST WE PAY ON THE NATIONAL DEBT WILL EXCEED WHAT WE SPEND ON NATIONAL DEFENSE!!!

And this fool thinks he should be reelected because he’s no different than Reagan???

THIS IS PROOF THAT THE FRENCH ARE LAGGING FAR, FAR BEHIND!!!

While they’re teaching THEIR baboons to read 4 letter words…

OVER HERE…SOMEBODY TAUGHT ONE OF OURS TO READ A TELEPROMPTER!!!!!

Oh my…It IS Friday and…

I AM ABSOLUTELY…

FUMING!!!!!!