Oh my goodness…it can’t be Friday already can it?

Yep…and just like we do every Friday, we ‘re about to look back at the week that was.

Friends…Patriots…

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming!!

2 weeks ago, right here in the FUME, I told you about the FDA and how they have labeled DIAMOND WALNUTS as DRUGS!!!

Well…

Now the FDA has some MORE news for you…

YOUR OWN BODY IS A DRUG AND THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO REGULATE IT!!!

“Stem cells, like other medical products that are intended to treat, cure, or prevent disease, generally require FDA approval before they can be marketed. At this time, there are no licensed stem cell treatments.”

Court documents have been filed BY THE FDA which state:

1)      Stem cells are drugs and therefore fall within their jurisdiction.

2)      The clinic is engaging in interstate commerce and is therefore subject to FDA regulation because any part of the machine or procedure that originates outside Colorado becomes interstate commerce once it enters the state. Moreover, interstate commerce is substantially affected because individuals traveling to Colorado to have the Regenexx procedure would depress the market for out-of-state drugs that are approved by FDA.”

This is all because of a clinic in Colorado that does stem cell treatments to ease joint pain.

THE FDA COULDN’T BRING THEMSELVES TO STOP AT WALNUTS NOW THEY HAVE TO TRY AND REGULATE…YOU!!! IT’S INSANE!!!!!

Technically I suppose, just by entering the state of Colorado…YOU COULD BE CHARGED WITH TRANSPORTING DRUGS OVER STATE LINES!!!

Here’s the problem…

BIG PHARMA DOESN’T MAKE ANY MONEY OFF STEM CELL TREATMENT AND THE GOVERNMENT…FDA…MUST PROTECT BIG PHARMA!!!!! Oh, don’t expect any changes in THIS policy…BIG PHARMA BANKROLLS BOTH PARTY’S ELECTION CAMPAIGNS!!!!!

Fuming.

Off we go to North Carolina where, last week, a PRESCHOOLER had her LUNCH TAKEN AWAY FROM HER BY GOVERNMET FOOD POLICE!!!

The little girl’s mother packed her a turkey and cheese sandwich, a banana, some potato chips and apple juice but…The Division of Child Development and Early Education at the Department of Health and Human Services requires all lunches served in pre-kindergarten programs – including in-home day care centers – to meet USDA guidelines. That means lunches must consist of one serving of meat, one serving of milk, one serving of grain, and two servings of fruit or vegetables, even if the lunches are brought from home. 

The Pre School HAS AN ON-SITE INSPECTOR TO SCRUTINIZE THE CONTENTS EACH KIDS LUNCH BOX!!!

That lunch…WHICH ACTUALLY MET THE USDA STANDARDS…was deemed NOT HEALTHY ENOUGH and the little girl HAD HER LUNCH TAKEN AWAY AND REPLACED BY…DEEP FRIED CHICKEN NUGGETS…of which she ate…3.

HER LUNCH…UNEATEN…WAS SENT HOME WITH HER ALONG WITH A BILL FOR $1.25 FOR THE REPLACEMENT LUNCH!!!!!

The family COULD move…to Colorado…BUT THEN THEY’D BE CONSIDERED DRUG TRAFFICKERS!!!!!!

But here we are living in a world WHERE MOTHERS CAN’T BE TRUSTED TO PACK A LUNCH FOR THEIR KIDS BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT NANNY STATE KNOWS BETTER!!!!

Kind of makes you wonder what would have happened IF THE LITTLE TYKE WOULD HAVE SAID A PRAYER OVER THE DAMN NUGGETS DOESN’T IT????

I’m sure they were ORGANIC SMART CHICKEN NUGGETS WHICH HAD NEVER BEEN SUBJECTED TO THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, BUT REALLY???

The REAL news here is that the preschool HAS A LUNCH BOX INSPECTOR!!! THESE KIDS ARE GROWING UP IN A WORLD WHERE THEIR LUNCH BOX CONTENTS ARE INSPECTED ON A DAILY BASIS BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!!

IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY ARE TAUGHT TO SPELL AMERICA WITH A “K” ISN’T IT????

I’m fuming!

While we’re on the topic of food…over in Vegas, a guy was eating at a restaurant and about half way through his meal, he had a HEART ATTACK!!!

He’s recovering in a hospital now but…

What can only be suspected to be a bunch of ANEMIC LIBERAL GOODIE GOODIE BIRKENSTOCK WEARING FREE RANGE BUTT HEADS NOW WANT TO SHUT THE RESTAURANT DOWN!!!

It’s The Heart Attack Grill!!!

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WILL NEVER EAT AT A PLACE CALLED THE SALMONELLA SUSHI BAR OR MONTEZUMA’S REVENGE MEXICAN PALACE!!!!!!

It’s about PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PEOPLE!!!!

Surely, those who are demanding that the HEART ATTACK GRILL be shut down WOULD ALSO WANT CARS REMOVED FROM ALL STREETS BECAUSE SOMETIMES THERE ARE ACCIDENTS AND FIRE OUTLAWED TO RESPECT ASTHMATICS!!!!

The guy at THE HEART ATTACK GRILL was eating the TRIPLE BYPASS BURGER…A 6,000-CALORIE MEAL, but guess what? HE ORDERED THE DARN THING…HIS CHOICE…AND FOR ALL WE KNOW…HE COULD HAVE JUST AS EASILY KEELED OVER WATCHING THE BELLAGIO FOUNTAINS!!!

Would the “WE-KNOW-BETTER-THAN-YOU” police then be yelling to SHUT DOWN THE DANCING WATER????

Next time I’m in Vegas…GUESS WHERE I’M HAVING LUNCH???

FUMING!!!

Finally, TODAY is the third anniversary of OBAMA’S STIMULUS BILL!!!

Are YOU better off than you were 3 years ago???

Back THEN…the Emperor told us that UNLESS THE STIMULUS WAS PASSED…UNEMPLOYMENT WOULD GO ABOVE 8% – and guess what…IT WAS PASSED AND UNEMPLOYMENT WENT ABOVE 8% ANYWAY!!!

Now…as the Emperor romps about the realm…he’s telling us THAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE HAD THE STIMULUS NOT BEEN PASSED…AND THAT HE’S CREATED OR SAVED 2.5 MILLION JOBS BECAUSE OF HIS PORKULUS BILL!!!

Using REAL math…not that FUZZY stuff liberals use…THAT COMES TO ALMOST $300,000.00 PER JOB!!!!!

OF COURSE, WE HAVE TO REMEMBER, nearly a billion dollars of that porkulus went to GREEN ENERGY COMPANIES THAT ARE NOW…OUT OF BUSINESS!!!

By the way…THERE ARE STILL MORE PEOPLE UNEMPLOYED TODAY THAT THERE WAS 3 YEARS AGO WHEN THIS DOOFUS STARTED SPEND OUR MONEY TO KEEP UNEMPLOYMENT FROM RISING!!!

We’ve got government spies sticking their noses into little kids lunch boxes…Government agencies thinking THEY have the right to REGULATE OUR STEM CELLS….PEOPLE WANTING TO SHUT DOWN A RESTAURANT BECAUSE AN AMERICAN, MAKING HIS OWN DECISIONS HAD A HEART ATTACK THERE…

And the liberal/socialists and their EMPEROR thinks we should have SPENT MORE ON STIMULUS???

How about THIS?

In November…WE STIMULATE THESE FOOLS OUT OF OUR GOVERNMENT…OUT OF OUR WHITE HOUSE…OUT OF OUR KID’S LUNCHES…OUT OF OUR BODIES…OUT OF OUR RELIGIOUS DOCTRINES…OUT OF OUR POCKETS AND OUT OF OUR RIGHT TO MAKE OUR OWN CHOICES??????

THIS ADMINISTRATION IS GONNA KILL OUR NATION FASTER THAN ANY HAMBURGER EVER WILL!!!

We may not be able to fix stupid but…WE CAN SURE AS HECK VOTE IT OUT OF OFFICE!!!!

I feel better now.

It’s Friday and…I AM FUMING!!!