I WAS going to save this for this week’s Friday Fume but, I’ve been doing a slow BURN on it all day. THIS has got to stop.

SERIOUSLY…This is absolute liberal idiocy in action.

The EPA…Yeah, that BASTION of greenie weenies… is now nuttier than a squirrel turd.

YES…I SAID TURD…and I meant it.

The EPA is levying fines against oil companies that have FAILED to include a certain additive to their fuels.

That additive is called…cellulosic biofuel.

There isn’t an oil company or fuel maker who HAS included the stuff.

BECAUSE IT DOESN’T EXIST!!!!!

That right friends…there IS no cellulosic biofuel.

It’s SUPPOSED to be made from wood chips and left over plant parts which are inedible like corn cobs and lima beans the latter of which I have never been able to keep down.

The EPA set a 2011 QUOTA for the production of this stuff and guess what? OUTSIDE A LAB OR TWO, NO MORE THAN A FEW TEST VIALS OF IT HAS EVER BEEN PRODUCED!!!

Knowing this…of course…the EPA raised the quota for 2012.

Yep.

THIS YEAR, THOSE WHO MAKE THIS IMAGINARY CRAP HAVE TO MAKE MORE OF IT THAN THEY DIDN’T MAKE LAST YEAR!!!

And…just so it all makes even MORE sense…

IN 2012 THE FINES WILL GO UP EVEN MORE FOR OIL AND FUEL COMPANIES WHICH DON’T ADD SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T EXIST TO THEIR PRODUCTS!!!!!

This is simply insane and couldn’t POSSIBLY get any MORE insane…or could it?

YES IT CAN!!!!!

Yesterday, OBAMA went TO the EPA and CONGRATULATED those idiots for ALL THEY DO!!!

“You have a president who is grateful for your work and will stand with you every inch of the way.”

That quote, on the heels of the EPA getting a SPANKING by the Supreme Court for trying to block an Idaho family from building a house ON THEIR OWN PROPERTY which the EPA says is a WETLAND even though there IS NO WATER ON IT!!!!!

At this rate, that family IS GOING TO BE FINED EVERY DAY THEY DON’T HAVE A RAINBOW FARTING UNICORN IN THE BASEMENT OF THE HOUSE THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BUILD!!!!!

Good Lord…..

I have a few more ideas for the valiant EPA fine-happy morons.

Pig farmers whose pigs can’t fly…FINE ‘EM!!!!

Zoos, whose monkeys cannot, in three part harmony, sing the “Look For The Union Label” song…FINE ‘EM!!!

Anybody who has a walnut tree on their premises which doesn’t produce gumdrops…FINE ‘EM!!!

If you have a TV in your house or apartment which doesn’t double as a water purification machine…LOOK OUT!!!!!!

But isn’t it nice to know that OBAMA IS STANDING WITH THEM…EVERY INCH OF THE WAY???

Seriously…What happens if those oil and fuel companies DON’T pay the fines for their abject failure to include the mythical cellulosic biofuel in their products?

Actually, I’m not sure I WANT to know.

How delusional can liberals be?

Debbie Wasserman Shultz refuses to admit that unemployment went up on Obama’s watch. Obama thinks he’s the 4^th best president in history. Holder thinks anybody who has a problem with Fast and Furious is a racist. Ron Paul thinks he’s a Republican. Pelosi insists we pass bills so we can find out what’s in them. Joe Biden thinks he’s important.

AND THE EPA IS FINING COMPANIES FOR NOT USING ADDITIVES THAT DON’T EXIST!!!!!

Look, I’ll admit it’s a very creative way to raise revenue but, for the very life of me, it seems illegal.

It also makes me wonder about a few other things.

How many people at the EPA are keeping track of the oil companies that aren’t using cellulosic biofuels?

How much are we paying those people?

Are they going to receive a taxpayer-funded pension when they retire?

Who is heading up that division of our illustrious government?

How much does it cost to send out the fines?

Is there INTEREST added onto the fines?

Will oil companies who PAY the fines be adding the COST of those fines to the products WE buy?

Doesn’t that amount to a TAX on the people?

Are we being fairly represented for that tax?

Which way to the Boston Harbor and how much tea am I allowed to carry on through TSA???

If you don’t think these are valid question…YOU MUST BE ONE OF…THEM…in which case…

GO SIT ON A SMOKE STACK!!!!!

The oil and fuel companies should just go ahead and pay the fines.

With Monopoly money.

It somehow seems fitting.