I think liberals don’t think. I don’t think they think at all. I think if they thought to think they wouldn’t think the thoughts they think.

How could ANYONE employ thought and yet come up with the garbage liberals do?

The must be not thinking pretty hard and staying up late at night not thinking because to some of this stuff simply defies reality.

I’m thinking that, somewhere, there is a liberal Not Think tank where liberals sit about all day, not thinking, and then send out random lack of thinking marching orders and not thinking talking points to the liberal masses.

Anyway, it’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

“If Tebow wins the Super Bowl, against all odds, it will buoy his faithful, and emboldened faithful can do insane things, like burning mosques, bashing gays and indiscriminately banishing immigrants.  While America has become more inclusive since Jerry Fallwell’s first political forays, a Tebow triumph could set those efforts back considerably.”

Wow.

Those are the words of a COMPLETELY MESHUGANA, Rabbi Joshua Hammerman.

Rabbi Hammerman is a FLAMING LIBERAL who had a few OTHER things to say a few days ago.

“People are always looking for signs of God’s beneficence, and a victory by the Orange Crush over the blue-clad Patriots, from the bluest of blue states, will give fodder to a Christian revivalism that has already turned the Republican presidential race into a pander-thon to social conservatives, rekindling memories of those cultural icons of the ‘80s, the Moral Majority and “Hee Haw.”  The culture wars are alive and well, and, if the current climate in Washington is any indicator, the motors are being revved up for what will undoubtedly be the most cantankerous Presidential campaign ever.  When supposedly well-educated candidates publicly question overwhelming scientific evidence on climate change and evolution and then gain electoral traction by fabricating conspiracies about a war on Christmas, these are not rational times.”

Hee Haw was a CULTURAL ICON????

This guy’s cheese has slipped completely off his Matzo.

It ain’t pretty but Tebow IS winning and the liberals need to GET OVER IT. Personally, I find it LAUGHABLE that LIBERALS and SO SCARED SILLY OVER TIM TEBOW.

Yesterday, 4 kids GOT KICK OUT OF SCHOOL FOR TEBOWING IN THE HALL. Actually 40 kids did it but only 4 got suspended.

LIBERALS ARE SHOWING THEIR HAND. THIS GUY IS WINNING GAMES AND DISPLAYS HIS DEEP FAITH BY POINTING TO THE HEAVENS AND DROPPING TO ONE KNEE WHILE BOWING HIS HEAD AND…HE’S BECOMING A ROLE MODEL FOR KIDS…thus undoing the LIBERAL indoctrination of some youth!!!

I’ve got news for you liberals…

THE ONLY WAY TO COMPLETELY DO AWAY WITH PRAYING IN SCHOOLS IS TO PERMANENTLY BAN FINAL EXAMS!!!!!

If there are ANY gay Muslims in this country illegally thinking about building a Mosque on the sacred ground of the former Hee Haw set…

TIM TEBOW IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!

Fuming.

Well…the TRUTH comes out…at least in PART and, sorry liberals, it now looks like you were…

WRONG.

Scientists who try to predict the unpredictable have admitted that hurricanes CANNOT be linked to global climate change warming or whatever Al Gore is calling it this week.

Now that federal grants of taxpayer dollars won’t be forthcoming to study how hurricanes are caused by nonexistent global Al Goreming, liberals whiners have to find something ELSE to for which to reach into YOUR wallets to study and THEY HAVE.

Polar Bears.

Oh…I KNOW the whole polar bear drowning thing has been debunked but, THIS is DIFFERENT.

According to Livescience.com, Polar Bears have gone ALFIE PACKER!!!

LIBERALS NOW WANT TO BLAME POLAR BEAR CANNIBALISM ON GLOBAL CLIMATE WARMING CHANGE!!!

This is gonna cost MILLIONS to study isn’t it?

Polar bears, as we ALL know, are docile creatures with a GREAT sense of morality who would NEVER eat another polar bear WERE IT NOT FOR GLOBAL CHANGE WARMING CLIMATE brought about by THE 1 %.

Of course, THIS time of the year, polar bears spend their time gleefully sliding down slopes and drinking coke but…THE REST OF THE YEAR…THEY ARE TURNING EACH OTHER INTO BUFFETS!!!!

I am about to save MILLIONS of dollars of grant money waste and DECADES of pointless study.

With regard to polar bear cannibalism…

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!!!!!

I’m Fuming!

If you’re wondering where CHRISTMAS HATING LIBERALS can be found this week, you need look no further than Silver Spring, MD.

THAT is where Postmaster, EBENEZER SCROOGE, runs the NEXT WINDOW PLEASE office in the Aspen Hill Shopping Center.

Last Saturday, 3 CHRISTMAS carolers, dressed like Dickens characters, walked in and began, OF ALL THINGS…singing.

NOT 3 OR 4 BARS INTO THEIR FIRST CAROL, A SCOWLING POSTAL MANAGER RAN OVER AND THREW THE ENTERTAINERS OUT ON THEIR EARS!!!

“You can’t go into Congress and sing and you can’t do it here either.”

Hey…STAMP BOY…it’s CHRISTMAS…people are rushing about…TRYING TO MAIL PACKAGES AND CARDS…probably frustrated STANDING IN LINE WHEN THERE ARE 4 OTHER WINDOWS WHERE NOBODY’S WORKING…and 3 people singing CHRISTMAS carols DESERVE THAT SORT OF TREATMENT FOR BRINGING A SMILE TO THE FACES OF YOUR CUSTOMERS?????

On the off chance nobody has noticed…

THE POST OFFICE SELLS RELIGIOUS STAMPS!!!!!

Were the CUSTOMERS bent out of shape by the singers?

Nope…

BUT THEY WERE BOOING THE SCROOGE!!!!!!!

Arrest ye merry carolers

Your songs have caused dismay

Christ is not allowed in here

It is the liberal’s way

Get out get out and don’t come back

It’s clear you’ve gone astray

No tidings of comfort or joy

Comfort or joy

NO TIDINGS OF COMFORT OR JOY!!!

I’m FUMING!!!!

Oh for GOD’S SAKE!!

Obama’s drone went over the neighbor’s fence and the grumpy neighbor won’t give it back.

WE LOST A TOP SECRET STEALTH SPY DRONE IN IRAN!!! This thing was…I repeat WAS…so super top secret there weren’t even PICTURES of the darn thing and OVER the IRAN/AFGHANISTAN BORDER IT WENT!!!

Chances are, a drone with the capabilities this one was supposed to have on it WOULD HAVE ALSO HAD A GPS TOM TOM GO or something so as NOT TO STRAY ACROSS THE BORDER!!!

“Turn right, now…Turn right, now.”

“You missed your turn…reconfiguring.”

What we’re TOLD, is that this thing, when it loses communications with home, WILL SIMPLY GO ALL I-ROBOT AND FIND A PLACE TO LAND AND SET ITSELF DOWN ALL NICE AND GENTLE LIKE.

Which begs the question…

WHY ARE WE FLYING SOMETHING THAT SENSITIVE AND TOP SECRET OVER IRAN IF IT WILL LAND ITSELF IN PRISTINE CONDITION IF IT GETS LOST???

Should we blow it up Mr. Obama? NOOOOOOOO. Should we go and GET it Mr. Obama? NOOOOOOOOOO.

According to the dipstick in chief, “We’ve asked for it back. We’ll see how the Iranians respond.”

I’ll tell ya how they’re gonna respond…

RIGHT NOW, I’M IN A BAD MOOD I’M A DINNER JACKET OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS HAS THE DARN THING UP ON A PODIUM AND HE’S POSING IN FRONT OF IT WITH HIS MIDDLE FINGER EXTENDED FOR HIS RAMADAN CARD PICTURE!!!!!!

Obama didn’t want to destroy the drone or go get it BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN AS AN ACT OF WAR BY THE IRANIANS.

He didn’t want to upset them.

Ummmmmm……..

IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED, YOU 3 WHEELED JACKWAGON, THE IRANIANS HAVE BEEN WALKIN’ AROUND WITH THEIR TIGHTY-WHITIES PULLED UP OVER THEIR COLLECTIVE HEADS IN A PERMANENT STATE OF “UPSET” SINCE 1979!!!!!

WHEN WE GO TO THE BALLOT BOX NEXT YEAR, WE WANT OUR NATION’S DIGNITY BACK AND GUESS WHAT? WE AIN’T GONNA SAY “PLEASE!”

WE’RE JUST FLAT OUT GONNA TAKE IT BACK!!!

What would a Friday be if I weren’t…

FUMING!!!!