A serious incident took place yesterday on the playground of a Lee County Florida school and not one but two Sheriff’s Deputies were called by the school’s administrators.

What happened was apparently so shocking and disturbing to the school’s administrators that they first called the Florida Department of Children and Families which suggested that law enforcement be called instead.

The SHOCK…the horror of it all…Let us pray…except, not on school grounds.

Here’s how it all went down.

Two 12 year old girls were standing and…gasp…talking…Apparently, as girls of that, or nearly any age will, about which one liked a certain 12 year old boy more.

After a short time trading, “I like him more…” “No…I like him more…” one of the two suspects walked over to where the victim was standing and that’s when it happened.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS GRAPHIC AND MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME READERS.

She kissed him.

By some reports, he kissed her back but clearly in self defense.

According to Sgt. Stephanie Eller of the Lee County Sheriff’s Department Special Victims Unit Black Helicopter SWAT and Covert Forces squad…“They called us and said they caught two children kissing on the playground. At this point, it doesn’t look like we have anyone who was an unwilling participant in this.”

I’ll bet not.

While the names of the students involved is being kept out of the press, clearly because they are minors, it will no doubt be the source of a great deal of teasing and envy throughout the 6^th grade for weeks to come.

The name of at least one school administrator however is another matter all together.

Joe Donzelli is a spokesman for Lee County Public Schools and apparently, something of a liberal wuss who has stated, “that wasn’t the case at all. The school system said there was another – more serious incident that resulted in the telephone call to police,” when told that “In the past, they would have been reluctant to say anything but that reluctance is gone because they don’t want to be the one that didn’t say something at that point at which the behavior was starting.”

According to Donzelli, “When there is suspicion to the level of concern, school employees are required to call DCF.  District employees are required to call DCF if they suspect abuse.”

Well, okay but, according to Deputy Eller, no abuse was reported…Only a report of 2 kids…Kissing.

The name of the school’s Principal has, so far, been withheld not because he, or she, is a minor but, I suspect, because he, or she, is a bigger liberal wuss that the school district spokesman.

Look, I don’t know what the statute of limitations is on playground kissing but, in the interest of full disclosure, I was substantially younger than the perp in this case when I kissed Marty Epp and in the interest of a full on confession…I used to hold her hand too.

Of course, that was all back in the days when school Principals would have never thought to call the cops for such obtuse behavior. Political correctness hadn’t been invented yet.

Given the situation in today’s world where kids are taught sex education at the age of ten and free condoms are handed out by the school nurse but eating a candy bar at lunch is considered a capital crime, two 12 year olds kissing should be the LEAST of what is to be expected to occur at recess.

The consequence of calling the cops, regarding a playground smooch, is that kids are taught that such actions are against the law…Not to be tolerated, and punishable while the consequence of it SHOULD be…pizza and a movie at the mall.

Actions such as those taken by this Principal, teaches kids that common sense has no place in society. If adults don’t employ common sense, why then should the kids?

This is just the latest in a string of liberal idiocy at our nation’s schools. Kids not allowed to wear an American flag T-Shirt on Cinco DeMayo, a plastic spork deemed a weapon, having an invocation at a football game violates the constitution and on and on.

What, by liberals, is considered abhorrent behavior and what is acceptable seems increasingly skewed and backwards. 12 year old girls have been kissing 12 year old boys on playgrounds since the swing set was invented. I can’t find a single incident of it which led, later in life, to being the cause for someone serving time in the big house.

We can’t be teaching kids double standards in schools and expect them to grow up knowing good from bad or right from wrong. Sex education at the age of 10 is okay but kissing at the age of 12 isn’t?

“Heather Has Two Mommies” is a book for children that came out 10 years ago but a GIRL…Kissing a BOY on the playground?

Well…

That’s a matter for the police.