By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.com

Okay…I was out for a few days last week and am slowly regaining the strength necessary to take on ass hats as a matter of daily routine but I feel the need to tie up a few loose ends so…let me just see if I have this all straight in my head.

ISIS is still beheading anybody who doesn’t take up with them and massacring all who hold to any ACTUAL RELIGION over their pedophile prophet’s ideology of hate and genocide. This week, they burned a man alive and broadcast it.

Is that about correct?

Iran is still in the process of becoming he first 7th century barbaric country on earth to have THE most deadly 21st century weapon and a delivery system capable of reaching halfway around the globe…the nuke and the ICBM and now, more than a dozen petulant 6 year old liberal members of congress say they will NOT be in the chamber when Netanyahu speaks in March.

Is THAT about correct?

Obama, who WON’T meet with Netanyahu because protocol says it’s too close to the Israeli election IS sending a five person staff, including HIS 2012 field campaign manager, Jeremy Bird, to Israel to…run the anti-Netahyahu campaign run the campaign “out of offices taking up the ground floor of a Tel Aviv office building,” according to Haaretz reporter Roi Arad because…that DOESN’T break protocol.

Do I have THAT about right?

And…

Obama wants a $4 TRILLION DOLLAR BUDGET passed complete with even MORE TAX HIKES.

Holy crap…really?

But last weekend was Super Bowl weekend and THE biggest stories being bandied about until at least 3 days ago…even by some who claim to be conservatives were…

Tom Brady has been playing with his balls deflated. Or was it…playing with his deflated balls?

Bruce Jenner is about to become a very unattractive woman and…

Katy Perry used dark magic and promoted the LGBT in her Illuminati inspired halftime show.

Good grief, get a grip people and speaking of getting a grip, let me start with Tom Brady.

I don’t give a squirrel’s nuts about Brady’s balls. Really I don’t. There ARE rules and it seems that a few weeks ago, some of those rules were broken regarding the under inflation of footballs but I’m sure that the NFL, after a complete and in-depth investigation the likes of which only a fox can handle on behalf of the henhouse, the truth of what happened to Brady’s balls will be revealed and if I know the NFL…it will be a pay-per-view event.

Here’s how I understand the whole thing…when Brady’s balls are a little softer, it’s easier for him to grip them, especially if they happen to be wet…which they were when he was throwing them at Rob Gronkowski who it seems, enjoys being on the receiving end of Brady’s balls whenever possible. Although if you have ever seen what Gronk DOES to Brady’s balls when he scores with them…were I Brady…I’d find a different tight end as my favorite pass catcher.

Just squeeze Brady’s balls before every game…again at the half and once more right after the game ends and pump them up if necessary. Case closed.

Now…Katy Perry and her halftime show.

She comes out riding this 20 foot tall shiny golden metallic lioness singing her hit song…’ROAR’ which features the lyrics:

Well, that’s what I saw anyway.

The website, Before It’s News apparently saw some OTHER halftime show. Here’s how THEY described the opening song:

“Katy Perry opened riding a golden monster with glowing-red satanic eyes. singing the lyrics to her hit “Dark Horse”,  Read those words closely, it’s the Devil speaking, and he is coming for you if he can.”

Here’s the lyrics…

Ummmmm…the golden monster was a stage prop being operated from underneath by people wearing all black so as to remain as unseen as possible and the song THEY insist was the opening song was actually the 2nd song and Perry was on the STAGE for that one dancing with chrome chess pieces but…

The halftime show continued with a DUET between Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz as THEY sang a rockin’ version of Perry’s ‘I Kissed a Girl.’

Back to Before It’s News…

“She performed her LGBT fan favorite “I Kissed A Girl”, leading as many young women as will follow her into experimentation with the LGBT perverted lifestyle.”

I got news for the mother hens at Before It’s News…girls have been “experimenting” LONG before Katy was a gleam in her daddy’s eye and I have YET to hear a groundswell of “I’m gonna kiss girls because Katy’s song says so” from ANYBODY…except of course from those who claim to disapprove of such things…that seems to be all they CAN talk about.

Before It’s News completely skipped the whole part of the show with Missy Elliott because maybe they couldn’t understand the rap part but, neither could I and for what’s it’s worth…most rappers need to back off the mic anyway…we don’t really need to hear their rhymes from the vantage point of their intestinal enzymes.

Perry then closed with her mega-hit, “Firework” to which Before It’s News wrote: “Perry closed with another pro-LGBT song called “Firework” where she floated over the audience riding a shooting star with the LGBT rainbow as its tail.”

“The New World Order and Illumination agenda is being hammered into our children at a feverish rate, using catchy lyrics and a non-stop droning drumbeat with overwhelming power chords.”

I swear to GOD…when these yahoos walk outside after a spring rain and see that arch of color across the sky…the very first thing they think of are GAY LEPRECHAUNS!!!

It was a 12 minute halftime show. 12 MINUTES and this bunch of perverts think it was staged by satan, sponsored by the Illuminati and performed solely for the entertainment of new world order lesbians because THAT’S what it’s gonna take to DESTROY THE WORLD!!!

I’m telling you that those people, pretending to be Christians and holier than thou are more obsessed with gay sex than GAY people are. Maybe next year at halftime, they can stage a 12 minute tent revival so that nobody misses the commercials or the game to hit the can and cast out the demons.

And finally…Bruce Jenner…

Again, people who pretend to be Conservatives are UP IN ARMS over Jenner wanting to live out his life as a woman because, somehow…it’s THEIR BUSINESS!!! Yep…the same people who CLAIM they don’t want GOVERNMENT messing about in THEIR lives are MORE than willing to tell the REST of humanity how to live THEIRS.

I almost care as much about Bruce Jenner deflating HIS balls as I do about whether or not Tom Brady’s balls were deflated to be perfectly honest with you and I’m sick and tired of being told by people whose noses are always up some dude’s skirt what I should be most concerned with.

Somebody by the name of Cindy O’Neil put up a post of disgust regarding Bruce Jenner to which my friend and Right Side Patriots co-host Diane Sori asked why such a story was so important considering all the REAL threats we face as a nation and O’Neil and others shot back with something akin to: “Because it’s all over the tabloids at the grocery line so it IS news…THAT’S why!”

Uh-huh…I see…so because it’s right there between the ‘Elvis is Alive and Living on Mars’ and ‘MH-370 Found Fused Inside Noah’s Ark’ headlines…I should be getting all knotted up over “Bruce Jenner is Becoming a Woman.” I’m not, but I do wonder how many of these holy-roller women color their hair…you know…so they’ll look different than they really are.

Cindy dear Cindy will now probably throw ME out of the same FB groups she tossed Diane from just because we don’t believe that how Bruce Jenner lives his life is going to have any impact on economy, the nature of Islamic terrorism or the size of government and yes…size does matter.