It’s been quite the week in the land of liberal loons and at the end of every week, we try to tie it all up in one snarky package…WITH AN ATTITUDE!!!

Let’s not dally and dive right in.

Patriots and Friends…It’s FRIDAY and you KNOW what THAT means…

I’m fuming.

Remember when we told you, years ago, that Obama violated the law by placing the Fast and Furious documents he didn’t want Eric Holder to turn over to the House committee under lock and Executive Privilege key?

Sorry liberals…WE WERE RIGHT!!!

Yesterday, a FEDERAL JUDGE…one U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson to be exact…set the fast and furiously approaching date of OCT 1^ST as the date by which Eric WITHHOLDER must…drum roll please…TURN OVER ALL THOSE DOCUMENTS TO DARRELL ISSA AND THE HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE!!!

Does anyone but me smell an impending hard drive crash in the offing?

Now I KNOW that Holder just told the assembled mob in Ferguson that he TOO was a black man but…I do declare…he looks as white as sheet right now.

What’s the matter Holder? Did you just see the ghost of Brian Terry???

By October 1^st, Holder has been ordered by the judge to turn over all unprivileged documents AND…all PRIVILEGED documents as well and Issa has until Oct 17^th to register any objection regarding any documents that AREN’T turned over.

Why…That’s just a couple of weeks before the…

NOVEMBER MIDTERM ELECTIONS!!!

Here’s a little tidbit for ya…the judge in this decision, Judge Amy Berman Jackson…is an appointee of none other than…BARACK…HUSSEIN…OBAMA which means the regime did a PISS-POOR job of VETTING and mistakenly appointed a judge to the federal bench who act7ually UNDERSTANDS THE RULE OF LAW!!!

Doh.

Oh. I’m sure there will be requisite gnashing of teeth and a host of bunched up bloomers on the left side of the aisle along with attempts to squash the order before any documents can be coughed up because the last thing liberals want as an October surprise is a bunch of “let’s hide this and that” emails and a pile of “Hola Amigo…Your Shipment of weapons is on the way” memos from the oval to the cartels to be wallpapering voting booths from the sea on the right to the bay on the left just days before America is drawn to the polls by the aroma of fresh shellack but…

You can RUN guns to Mexico but you can’t HIDE the proof forever!!!

Fuming.

So…Michael ‘Bloomin’ Idiot” Blomberg is at it again…

Seems he had one of his puppets, Shannon Watts…the founder of MDA…Mother (bleepers) Demand Action…fire off a letter to the CEO of the Kroger grocery chain DEMANDING that all 2500 Kroger stores BAN people with open or conceal carry permits from being in their stores.

Makes sense doesn’t it?

I mean, that way, the only people packing pistols will be the people positively pissed per se over the price of pickled peppers.

And you KNOW what happens NEXT don’t you???

“WE NEED A CORONER FOR A CLEAN UP IN AISLE SIX” followed by the headline…”MAN HIT BY STRAY BULLET IN THE DONUTS AND TWINKIE…AISLE.”

Here’s why the MOTHERS WHO HATE THE 2^ND AMENDMENT socialists want the ban…they say that over the last four years, at the 2500 Kroger stores nationwide…there have been twelve shootings….all of which I’m sure could have been avoided if Kroger’s would just put the damn sour cream next to the freakin’ cream cheese instead of making you go all the way back to the milk case to find it.

But the MAJORITY of those shootings took place in the PARKING LOT!!!

When you break down the figures…12 shooting…over 4 years…between 2500 stores…2 things become readily apparent to me…

You’re SAFER squeezing MELONS at KROGER’S than you are MINDING YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS IN THE GUN FREE ZONE CALLED CHICAGO and…

BLOOMBERG AND HIS MERRY BAND OF LIBERAL IDIOTS NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…

Why, if according to LIBERALS, it’s the REPUBLICANS who POLITICIZE everything, did the DNC set up a VOTER REGISTRATION BOOTH last week…in Ferguson…AT THE SITE WHERE THAT PUNK, MIKE BROWN WAS SHOT???

THAT’S just what Ferguson needs isn’t it? MORE elected liberals??? THAT’LL MAKE IT ALL BETTER HUH???

The top tem most DANGEROUS cities in the United States are all run by LIBERALS and have been for decades.

The top tem POOREST cities in America are run by LIBERALS and have been for decades.

EVERY SINGLE GHETTO IN THIS COUNTRY IS IN A CITY RUN BY LIBERALS AND HAS BEEN FOR DECADES!!!

So, by all means…turn Ferguson into the next Detroit…”NO ARSON…NO PEACE…NO LOOTING…NO PEACE!!!

You see, the BIGGEST problem in FERGUSON this past week, apparently for LIBERALS is that there just weren’t enough VANDALS and THIEVES who actually LIVED there to inflict the sort of damage to the businesses owned and operated by folks who had NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO with that punk’s shooting, to bring about JUSTICE so…they had to IMPORT IDIOTS, THUGS, ARSONISTS AND THIEVES from other urban asylums.

If you want to know what type of person you’re dealing with…just look at the ilk that shows up to seek justice for him.

“DUDE…WHITEY COP DONE SHOT AND KILLED DAT BLACK BOY!!! I’m gonna steal me some shoes.”

“NAW…NEVER MET THE DEAD DUDE BUT…I’LL HONOR HIM BY BURNIN’ DOWN THE 7-11 OVER THERE!!!

“Mike Brown…MIKE BROWN??? WHO DA HELL IS MIKE BROWN???? I DIDN’T RIDE NO DAMN BUS ALL DA WAY FROM L.A. WEARIN’ DIS DAMN HOODIE FOR NO MIKE BROWN!!!  WHERE’S DA DAMN BEACH??? You TELL me where da damn beach at BITCH or I SWEAR TO GOD I BUST A CAP IN YO ASS!!! And what’s wit the MICKEY D’S WIT DAT ONE GIANT ASS ARCH??? MOTHERFU…I SWEAR I AIN’T GET ME NO FREE TV I gonna go OFF on somebody ass!!!!! JUSTICE FOR TREYVON!!! JUSTICE FOR TREYVON!!!”

Here’s another little issue for liberals in the wake of Ferguson…

If the COPS are MURDERS…but ONLY the COPS SHOULD HAVE GUNS…HOLY CRAP…It’s like a liberal CORN MAZE with NO WAY OUT!!!

On the up side…Eric HOLDER showed up in Ferguson Missouri…THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY showed up in Ferguson Missouri…THE FREAKIN FBI showed up in Ferguson Missouri…VALERIE “MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD” JARRETT WAS INSTRUCTING FEDERAL MARSHALS HOW TO START AN ARAB SPRING COUP IN A SUBURB OF ST. LOUIS WITH THE NATIONAL GUARD PATROLLING THE STREETS in Ferguson…

BECAUSE ONE PUNK KID GOT SHOT and meanwhile…

OUR ENTIRE SOUTHERN BORDER IS BEING LEFT WIDE OPEN…HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE ARE FLOODING ACROSS…THEY’RE INFECTED WITH MEASLES, MUMPS, TB, SCABIES AND ALL MANNER OF INFECTIOUS CRAP INCLUDING THE HALSEY-PALSEY…KOOTIES…THE ROCKIN’ PNEUMONIA AND THE BOOGIE WOOGIE FLU AND…THE ONLY TREATMENT BEING GIVEN FOR ANY OF IT…IS KOOL AID!!!

AND WITH ALL THIS GOING ON…THE RIOTS…THE LOOTINGS…THE ARSONS…THE BULLETS FLYING…what bothered Obama the most was that he…WAS TWELVE OVER ON THE BACK NINE!!!!

Let me explain something to the “black community” and I will explain it as delicately as I possibly can…

YOU THINK OBAMA GIVES A FLYING RAT’S ASS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BLACK COMMUNITY??? YOU THINK HE’S GONNA GET YOU JUSTICE???

EIGHT MINUTES AFTER HE GAVE A PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT THE SITUATION IN FERGUSON…HE WAS ON THE DAMN GOLF COURSE…HELL…6 MINUTES AFTER HE ADDRESSED THE NATION REGARDING A MEMBER OF THE LIBERAL PRESS HAVING HIS…HEAD CUT OFF…BY TERRORISTS…HE WAS FIST BUMPING ON THE FIRST TEE BOX AT THE COUNTRY CLUB…JUST DOWN THE STREET FROM THE $12 MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE HE’S STAYING IN…ON HIS 20^TH VACATION OVER THE LAST 6 YEARS…ON MARTHA’S FREAKIN’ VINEYARD!!!

YOU THINK HE’S GONNA GET YOU JUSTICE???

DAMN…THAT KID WITH THE HOODIE…IN ST. LOUIS…IN AUGUUST…WITH A TV UNDER HIS ARM…TRYING TO BY A HAMBURGER AT THE GATEWAY ARCH HAS MORE OF A CLUE WHAT’S GOING ON THAN YOU DO!!!

And by the way…I think I’ve finally figured out what so many people in the “black community” are wearing their pants at half-mast with their collective keesters hanging out…

IT’S SO THEY HAVE EASY ACCESS…TO GET THEIR HEADS UP THEIR OWN ASSES AT A MOMENTS NOTICE!!!

My friends and fellow Patriots…

Today is Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!