We have reached that point in the week where we meet LIBERAL, POLITICALLY CORRECT ABSURDITY with a snarky dose of CONSERVATIVE politically DIRECT absurdity.

Let’s not dally…what say we just jump right in?

It’s Friday my friends and you’ve guessed it…

I’m fuming.

Now then…in the world of LIBERAL IDIOTS…there are your garden variety liberal idiots…your elected liberal idiots and…but before we get to all of THAT…please allow me to take a moment and reflect on THE most important news of the ENTIRE week…

In memory of the ‘STILL DEAD…SO WHY IN THE HELL ARE WE CONTINUING TO GET  NEWS UPDATES’ Robin Williams…who didn’t “pass away” as is being widely reported as much as he HANGED HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN BELT…which, no doubt, will lead to liberals calling for all Americans to REGISTER THEIR BELTS…CAUSE OBAMA TO MANDATE 23 BELT CONTROL EXECUTIVE ORDERS WITH HIS PEN AND PROMPT DIANE FEINSTEIN TO CALL FOR MAKING SUSPENDERS ILLEGAL…

WE INTERRUPT THIS FUME WITH BREAKING NEWS REGARDING THE PROLONGED DEATH OF THE KINDEST, MOST GENTILE, GRACIOUS AND GENEROUS MAN WHO EVER LEFT HIMSELF DANGLING BY HIS OWN BELT…SO THAT HIS FAMILY OR CLOSEST FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES COULD FIND HIM AND BE TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE…

Because that’s what really sensitive people do I suppose…

ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDING ME?????

We broke into the Friday Fume for an update on the death of Robin Williams…FEATURING THE ONLY BEAST ON EARTH…HAIRIER THAN HE WAS???

Holy crap…HAS IT GONE FAR ENOUGH FOR ALL OF YOU POLITICALLY CORRECT WHINERS YET??? WE ARE NOW BEING TOLD A GORILLA, WHO MET WILLIAMS 13 YEARS AGO…CRIED WHEN TOLD THAT THE MAN WAS DEAD!!!

This really does take the “we must all revere Robin Williams thing WAY too far. If YOU’VE been tweeked off because of people poking fun at the NON STOP news of the DEATH of ROBIN WILLIAMS…WHO’S THE MONKEY’S UNCLE NOW???

Good grief…

Fuming.

Ahem…as I was saying…

There are idiots and then there are IDIOTS…

Now we can add a third category to that list…THE LIBERAL IDIOT’S…IDIOT!!!

This is an idiot SO idiotic that he makes garden variety liberal idiots look like they have a working brain cell.

In this case, we have a New Jersey idiot by the name of…Mark Dunaway who, it seems, has done away with all common sense. To begin with…DUNAWAY is a MUSLIM CONVERT…the only one who apparently hasn’t seen the need to or received the message that he was SUPPOSED to…change his name to something like…ABU al-POOPHEAD!!

Anyway…Dunaway has been flying a flag from his front porch in Garwood New Jersey for several WEEKS now and FINALLY…somebody had the good sense to complain. You see…along with the RED CRESCENT flag of ISLAM…ABU al-POOPHEAD was ALSO flying the…

BLACK FLAG OF AL-QAEDA AND ISIS TERRORISM!!!!

When TOLD what that black flag WAS…The IDIOT’S IDIOT said..

“This is news to me. It was not my intention to offend anybody. This is not new. I’ve been doing this for ten years.Then he claimed that…HE HAD NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THE ISLAMIC STATE UNTIL THIS WEEK!!!  “I try not to watch that stuff. I try not to get involved. I had no idea. This is just some that is part of my regular routine that I hang up.”

Now would be a good time to point out that ABU here, is NOT some BRAND NEW convert to ISLAM…HE’S BEEN WALLOWING AROUND IN IT FOR THE LAST TEN FREAKIN’ YEARS!!! YOU WOULD THINK HE’D HAVE SOME SENSE BY NOW OF EXACTLY WHAT THOSE ISLAMIC BARBARIANS ARE ALL ABOUT but…NOOOOOO…

And then…THEN he said it…maybe the BUTT STUPIDEST thing ever uttered by a liberal…

“I hope they [the Islamic State] goes away real soon. I hope I can display my flag again with no problem.”

And NOW would be a good time to remind everybody that in 2010…Barack HUSSEIN Obama told NASA administrator Charles Bolden that his HIGHEST PRIORITY is… “to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science … and math and engineering,” because…I THINK WE JUST FOUND THE INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC CAMEL SCIENTIST TO HEAD UP THE PROGRAM!!!

I’m Fuming.

And finally…

Back in 2008, during the campaign, Obama told us all that he would NOT be TAKING VACATIONS if he were elected to the White House.

No kidding…he said it…and here’s the proof…

Ummmmmm…REALLY??? NO VACATIONS?????

Let’s see here…so far, in just over six years…THE MAN WHO SAID HE WOULDN’T TAKE A VACATION HAS TAKEN…20 VACATIONS!!! TWENTY…IN SIX YEARS!!!

How many vacations do average Americans take in six years???

Six?

One per year seems to be about right don’t you think?

OBAMA HAS TAKEN 20 VACATIONS SINCE HE SPREAD OUT HIS PRAYER RUG IN THE WEST WING…TWENTY!!!!

Liberal yahoos will no doubt, quickly point out that Bush took more vacations than Obama has spending more DAYS on vacation than Obama has and…out of context, they would be correct but IN context…THAT CONTEXT BEING OBAMA SAID HE WOULDN’T BE TAKING ANY VACATIONS AT ALL…

Liberals are, once again…peeing into the wind and claiming it’s a warm shower.

And one needs to remember that while Bush vacationed at the ranch in Texas…HE USED TO HOST WORLD LEADERS THERE for important talks and summits…WHILE HE WAS ON VACATION!!!

So far…on HIS vacations…OBAMA HOST PARTIES AND…GOLF OUTINGS and…Obama has ALSO…during his time leading from behind…PLAYED 186 ROUNDS OF GOLF!!!!!

So, right now, while the world is burning, Christians are being rounded up and beheaded, Hamas continues to fire rockets from schools, hospitals and playgrounds into ISRAEL…While FERGUSON MISSOURI LITERALLY BURNS TO THE GROUND and with our economy still a shell of it’s former self…where IS the great VACATIONER???

HE’S IN MARTHA’S VINEYARD…ON YET ANOTHER VACATION…DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY AT A DAMN PARTY AT THE GOLF AND COUNTRY CLUB and guess which other liberal/socialist treasonous snake was there too…

HILLARY…”AT THIS POINT, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE” Clinton.

And just what WAS the BITCH OF BENGHAZI doing at MARTHA’S LIBERAL WONDERLAND???

Well…Last week, she want on some talk shows and said that OBAMA HAD MADE A COMPLETE MESS OF FOREIGN POLICY…um…the very foreign policy SHE GLEEFULLY SPENT A MILLION FLIGHT MILES DELIVERING HITHER AND YON…so….my guess it that ol’ HORNY BILL…JUMPED UP SO FAST THAT HIS PERSONAL “SECRETARY” BANGED THE BACK OF HER HEAD AGAINST THE CENTER DRAWER OF HIS DESK…AND HE TOLD HER TO IF SHE WANTED THE THRONE, AFTER THE DICTATOR WAS DONE WITH IT…AND WANTED TO BECOME THE QUEEN OF…deNIAL…SHE HAD BETTER GET HER DRUNK ASS OVER TO THE VINEYARD AND APOLOGIZE TO THAT FLOPPY-EARED BASTARD!!!!!

Which is exactly what she did…and according to Nick Merrill, a Clinton propagandist…

Now…just how DOES Obama identify with the average American???

BY ATTENDING PARTIES FOR ULTRA RICH LIBERAL DONORS WHO HAVE HEADED UP HORNY BILL’S CAMPAIGNS AND BY GOLFING IN THE WEALTHIEST RESORT IN THE COUNTRY WHILE…the highest ranking Member of our military to be killed in action since WWII was laid to rest after being ASSASSINATED…BY THOSE WHOM OBAMA SUPPORTS IN AFGHANISTAN!!!!!

And could Obama be bothered regarding the riots, lootings and shootings in Ferguson Missouri…I mean liberal/socialist congressman, John Lewis from Georgia DID call for MARTIAL LAW AFTER ALL… “President Obama should use the authority of his office to declare martial law. Federalize the Missouri National Guard to protect people as they protest.”

DECLARE MARTIAL LAW??? TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE THAT ARE RIOTING, LOOTING, DESTROYING BUSINESSES AND THROWING MOLOTOV COCKTAILS??? THEY’RE THE ONES WHO NEED TO BE PROTECTED?????

Obama’s official response to all of that?

He went to Edgartown School on Martha’s Vineyard to give a press conference regarding the situation in Ferguson…AS WELL AS ADDRESSING THE DIRE SITUATION IN IRAQ…THE POSSIBILITY OF HAVING TO SEND IN TROOPS…AND THE BRUTALITY AND BARBARISM OF ISIS…arriving 30 minutes LATE…spoke from 12:44pm until 12:58pm…left the school at exactly 1:00pm and…ARRIVED AT THE VINEYARD GOLF CLUB OF EDGARTOWN…TO WHACK AWAY AND SOMEBODY ELSE’S LITTLE WHITE BALLS WITH A STICK…BECAUSE HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY OF HIS OWN…AT PRECISELY 1:04PM!!!!!

WELL DON’T LET THE FACT THAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET DETER YOU FROM PLAYING YOUR 186^TH ROUND OF FREAKIN’ GOLF WHILE YOU’RE ON THE 20^TH VACATION THAT YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER TAKE!!!!!

We should have IMPEACHED his ass after THE FIRST ONE and, at the VERY least…

SOMEBODY OUGHT TO BE OVER AT THE WHITE HOUSE…CHANGING THE LOCKS…BEFORE THE TREASONOUS LIAR GETS BACK!!!

Friends and Patriots…today IS Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!

For a RETROSPECTIVE on the CONTINUING coverage of the death of Robin Williams…CLICK HERE!!!!!