I have an idea.
As Obama and his absurd ilk have absolutely NO intention of deporting the tsunami of ILLEGAL aliens pouring across our southern border and as we know all too well that a multitude of the future liberal voters, infested with all manner of diseases, are to be relocated to cities, towns and congressional districts from sea to shining sea…
I have an idea…as we now learn of a DEAL made between travel agents masquerading as the governments of Mexico and Guatemala (which in Spanglish apparently means ‘homeland of the scabies ridden youth’ ) by which the parade of illegal aliens will be able to move FROM Guatemala THROUGH Mexico…UNHINDERED by any need for documentation except for new ‘Regional Visitor Cards’ which will be handed out like piñata candy at a baseball bat convention thus allowing MORE illegal aliens to get to the Rio Grande water park FASTER than ever before…
I have an idea.
Relax…I’ll get to it…
AND as the ILLEGAL ALIEN who currently has his prayer rug gracing the oblong office has asked…DEMANDED some $3.7 BILLION U.S. Taxpayer dollars to supplement the need for clothing, housing, bug spray, transportation, government indoctrination center educations, $10.10 per hour per ACORN worker, Obama Phones, all the Guatemelons the Guatemalans can eat buffets and various other perks like welfare, Obamacare, and left over Fast and Furious guns for the gang members accompanying the little vermin and their human hosts without allocating a farthing for the silly idea of SHUTTING DOWN THE DAMN BORDER…
I DO have an idea but before I get to that, allow me to also point out that OUR version of Juan (Spanglish for Barack) and Eva (Spanglish for MOOOOOOchelle) are packing their bags (why both are taking mens boxer shorts is anybody’s guess) in preparation for their annual pilgrimage to identify with the middle class by staying in a $12 MILLION DOLLAR home in…
Here’s my idea and thanks for waiting…
Let’s take a healthy portion of that aforementioned $3.7 BILLION dollars and…load ever single UNHEALTHY illegal alien, along with as many
OTHER smuggled illegal aliens…complete with their every illegal mump, measel, scaby (the singular of scabies, I believe) lice, halsey palsey, kootie, tubercu-whatever-you-call-a-TB-germy thing and whatever else they’re ILLEGALLY infected with and SHIP them ALL to…
MARTHA’S VINEYARD…which I understand is lovely this time of year.
Told ya I had an idea.
Since HUSSEIN won’t go to the border…I say we send the border to HUSSEIN and they can ALL vacation TOGETHER!!!
I’m sure the fine liberal/socialist, commie Obama voters at the Vineyard won’t mind. After all, ARE the COMPASSIONATE and TOLERANT bunch…don’t ya know?
So WHAT if property values in the snob capitol of the eastern seaboard drop below those in a single wide trailer park on the outskirts of Detroit’s 8 Mile? Obama’s all ABOUT the middle class and the lower altitudes of the socioeconomic ladder isn’t he?
He says “SHARE THE WEALTH!!!”
I say…”SHARE THE ILLEGAL ALIENS!!!!!”
And besides…if they’re good enough to VOTE for you in NOVEMBER…THEY’RE GOOD ENOUGH TO SQUAT IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOODS in AUGUST!!!!!
Hell, as long as he’s inviting all the ‘dreamers,’ let em DREAM BIG.
While the illegal alien hoards occupy Martha’s Vineyard, they can do the jobs EVIL RICH bastards WON’T do like…stomping the grapes…(it IS a damn VINEYARD)…scooping ice cream…serving beer on the golf course and replacing rolls of toilet paper in all the finest establishments and vacation homes.
Scabies anyone?
In their off hours, the ILLEGAL INVADERS, and all their assorted creepy crawlies, can go swimming in everybody’s private pools.
“Brunch will be served by the tuberculosis infected wait staff at eleven ladies and gentlemen but I warn you…it can be rather difficult to discern the oysters from the phlegm.”
Oh, I can see it now…All the hoity toities with professionally hand crafted calligraphy protest signs attached to their croquet mallets, dressed up in their clam diggers and loafers trying to stop the nondescript white busses and their illegally, government smuggled human cargo from gaining access to the pristine seaside getaway for the rich and infamous trying all the while to appear non hypocritical as they explain to the assembled mainstream media that, “It’s NOT at ALL because they’re hear without documentation it’s just that…you understand…the home owners association rather frowns on the more…pedestrian…among us.”
And once the local yokel populous flees, about an hour into the fiesta fracas, there will sit Obama…MOOOOOchele and their entourage, on a two week taxpayer funded vacation, hob knobbing amongst those with whom he has the most in common…the diseased masses, born of another country while pissing away our national security with no documentation to prove they belong.
An illegal alien trying not to scratch in front of the cameras, at the nation’s very first illegal alien vacation resort.
Or…on the OFF chance THAT is not what our Dictator had in mind while taking a break from the rigors of ruining our country asunder…
I DO have a second idea…
What say we abscond with that $3.7 BILLION dollars as it does belong to US after all, and beef up border security. Pay the National Guard to patrol our southern exposure, and rather than shipping illegals hither and yon…slap a few stamps on their happy asses and paste a sicker to their heads that reads…”RETURN TO SENDER???”
I guarantee you this…if we shut it down, close and patrol our border and start sending the invaders back en masse…we will see Mexico slam THEIR southern border closed tighter than a dolphin’s asshole.
Mexico doesn’t want the Central American freebie seekers any more than we want them and if they know WE ain’t havin’ em…THEY ain’t gonna have en either!!!
It’s either seal the border or…the jet set at the Vineyard are going to be asked to donate underwear to the illegals and I can just HEAR the response to THAT request…
“You CAN’T be serious…all WE have HERE are RALPH LAUREN boxers and…well…silk is fine on their…sort…if, of course they happen to
be riding in the DERBY but…for everyday?”
“We don’t think so.”
“Oh…pool boy…what on EARTH are you DOING wearing a TOWEL on your head…WHY are you wearing a vest with WIRES sticking out of it and if that is YOUR camel on the PUTTING green I demand you remove it at ONCE or we shall be forced to call security”
Hey…it ain’t just the Guatemexicans pouring in.
Craig Andresen
The National Patriot
Weekend Edition 7/13/2014
The singular form of lice, is louse. Like the occupant of 1600 Avenue, Washington DC
Add the District of Corruption to the list of recipients, and I’m right with you.
Obama is at fault for endangering children by enticing them to journey through dangerous country to get to America. America is like a life boat it can only hold so many people before it sinks. Our Government has had our military guarding other countries Borders around the World for many many years now. Like north and south Korea borders America has been guarding for 60 years now. Why won’t they guard Americas borders. It’s not because America doesn’t have the technology to secure the border. They secured Area 51 and it really didn’t have fences around it. This isn’t about human rights. This is about our country being taken over by Authoritarian Socialist Tyrants. It was Schluarzenegger That cut California States cost of living to the Disabled by about $200.00. But California can pay for illegals.
When barry armed the Syrian rebels there were Taliban mixed in with them that was aiding and abiding the enemy that was TREASON he could give a rats azz and no one in congress has the balls to impeach him they are all afraid of being called a racist.
The illegal, unauthorized release of 5 GITMO Terrorists by Obama is an act of TREASON! He was required by our law to advise Congress 30 days in advance before taking this action! Why make such a big deal about it? Again, I have a simple 3 step solution! FIRST – Arrest Obama, Charge him with treason and remove him in handcuffs from our White House to Solitary Confinement while he is tried and executed! SECOND – Bring our military home from these muslim conflicts where there is absolutely NO PLAN to win! Let the muslims kill each other! Less to deal with! We need to bring our military home to secure our borders while we complete the FENCE and electrify it so that anyone breaching the fence will be fried! One or two people will be enough to send the Message and stop this insanity! Then our military can clear out the 35 secret terrorist training camps along with all of the “sleeper cells” that the muslims have set up within our borders, which the FBI, DHS, NSA, et al could not catch because they were too politically active trying to identify and shut us up! THIRD – Meanwhile we must Deport every Illegal Alien/Criminal from our Beloved Country along with all of their children! The military can round them up, put them in those 800 FEMA camps and remove them as quickly as possible! Mexico has been so cooperative in allowing them all to pass through their country unhindered! I am convinced bribery is involved! No Problem! We just dump them all on Mexico! We will then quickly get our act together and heal! PROBLEM SOLVED!