Week IN and week OUT…liberals and socialists just continue to put their full colors on display and this week has been no exception to the rule.

Nancy Pelosi actually put Elijah Cummings on the Benghazi Select Committee. ELIJAH CUMMINGS…the demoRAT who just got caught HELPING TO ENGINEER THE IRS TARGETING OF CONSERVATIVES with Lois “I PLEAD THE 5^th” LERNER and it’s the LIBERALS who are complaining about THE REPUBLICANS being unethical???

And over in the SENATE…50 senators…ALL OF THEM LIBERAL/SOCIALISTS…sent a letter to the NFL DEMANDING they force the Washington REDSKINS change the team’s name because, they say…IT’S RACIST!!!

They don’t give a rat’s ass about finding the truth of Benghazi but…THEY’RE COMING UNGLUED OVER A FOOTBALL TEAM’S NAME???

What’s next? They’re gonna DEMAND that NEW ENGLAND change THEIR team’s name because it…PARTISAN???

Good grief…Well, if you’re ready SO AM I!!! It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

This week’s first instance of liberals behaving normally…for liberals…comes to us from MURFREESBORO, TENNESSEE…That’s where the cops arrested 49 year old Lonnie Hutton.

Liberal Lonnie strolled into the Boro Bar and Grill last week…marched himself right over to the ATM…DROPPED HIS PANTS AND HIS TIGHTY WHITEYS and…proceeded to try and…ummmmm…insert something of HIS into something of ITS.

Yes…I KNOW that the slot into which the card goes as well as the slot from where the money pops out and but a few millimeters wide from top to bottom but…

We’re dealing with a liberal here so…

Anyway…when the cops arrived…Hutton was prancing about the bar…HALF NAKED…THRUSTING HIS…ummm…BANK CARD IN THE AIR so…they hauled him outside and sat him down at a nearby wooden picnic table.

Yep…HE STARTED HUMPING AWAY ON THAT TOO!!!

I’m guessing the EMT’s had a tough time discerning the SPLINTER from his…

Anyway…Lonnie Hutton is now scheduled to appear in court on July 1^st and were I the judge…I’D HAVE EVERYTHING FROM THE JURY BOX TO HIS GAVEL WRAPPED IN PLASTIC but…we also have THIS from New York…

That’s where a substitute teacher was FINALLY FIRED for seeking DATING ADVICE from her…4^th GRADE CLASS…A FULL YEAR AGO!!!

Cassandre Fiering, who is 45 years old was apparently ACTING OUT DATING SCENARIOS…LETTING HER STUDENTS PLAY THE PART OF HER POTENTIAL DATES WHILE SHE…WAS PLAYING HERSELF!!!

According to “CASSY-CAN’T-GET-A-DATE”…“The kids were saying, ‘Oh, we’re your counselor. They were excited to have me listen to their advice. … They were saying all kinds of things, trying to help me because this guy was being a jerk to me. It was also G-rated.  I certainly wasn’t talking about sex or anything.”

How ‘bout this ya 45 year old liberal, union protected loser…leave the 10 year olds alone and if you’re that hard up for a date…MOVE TO MURFREESBORO…I hear there’s a guy OVER THERE THAT’LL GIVE YOU HIS UNDIVIDED, ALL TOO COMMON CORE ATTENTION…AS LONG AS THERE’S NO FURNITURE IN THE ROOM!!!

Fuming.

Well, here’s a classic little piece of WE TOLD YA SO from North Carolina.

Last Sunday night, at a restaurant called “The Pit,” just before the 9:00pm closing time…3 goons wearing hoodies burst through the back door…WITH HAND GUNS…and forced the employees to get down on the floor where they ASSAULTED 2 OF THEM and proceeded to ROB THE PLACE!!!

Oh, my…GUN VIOLENCE…GUN VIOLENCE!!!

It’s obvious that the owners of “The Pit” adhere to the moaning liberals who believe that the only way to provide safety is to ban guns because…right there, on the front door, was their sign…

“NO WEAPONS…NO CONCEALED FIREARMS” allowed on the premises.

Yep…”The PIT” is a GUN FREE ZONE and thus…RIPE FOR AN ARMED ROBBERY!!!

That sign on the door may as well have said…”COME ON IN AND BEAT UP OUR EMPLOYEES AT GUN POINT AND TAKE ALL OUR MONEY BECAUSE WE DON’T HAVE ANY WEAPONS HERE!!!”

When was the last time you ever heard of a place being victimized by an armed robbery that had a sign on the door that read…”ALL OF OUR EMPLOYEES ARE ARMED TO THE TEETH AND THEY ARE CERTIFIED TO ADD ANOTHER HOLE TO YOUR ARSE???”

I want to let these liberal knotheads in on a little secret…pssssst…hey, your gun free zones are an open invitation to thugs with guns. KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF!!!!! SINGING KUMBAYA HAS NEVER KEPT AN ARMED WAD OF CRAP FROM GOING ON A RAMPAGE while the free exercise of our 2^nd AMENDMENT RIGHTS…HAS!!!!

I’m fuming

And finally…

Oh, look who made it into the Fume this week…

YOWLIN’ Howard Dean!!!!

Dean was howlin’ and prowlin’ at a JAM PACKED giant fund raiser in Colorado for candidate Andrew  (noodles) Romanoff before a whooping crowd of about 40 people when he popped open his pie hole and spewed THIS blather about Republicans…

“They are not American!! They would be more comfortable in the Ukraine, or Russia, but stay away from our country.”

Let’s just set aside for a moment, Howie’s  inane notion that Russia and Ukraine are one and the same as they are, in fact, diametrically opposed to one another right now…it’s been in all the papers…and pick RUSSIA as the place Deany Weenie thinks is the perfect match for conservatives and keep in mind, that if you really want to know what liberals are all about…just pay attention to what they claim CONSERVATIVES are all about as we go through this squirrel turd’s suggestion.

Okay…Conservatives stand for the Constitution. Liberals don’t. Conservatives stand for limited government…Liberals want a government that controls every aspect of every American’s life.

And CONSERVATIVES are “not American???”

CONSERVATIVES  believe in the sovereignty of the states.

LIBERALS on the other hand believe that the states should BOW DOWN to the federal government and that the federal GOVERNMENT has the right to TAKE LAND AWAY FROM THE SOVEREIGN STATES AT THE POINT OF MILITARY WEAPONS!!!

Now where again, exactly have we seen THAT going on recently??? Oh yes…The BLM was POINTING GOVERNMENT WEAPONS AT THE BUNDY FAMILY and…gosh almighty…RUSSIA IS DOING TH SAME THING TO UKRAINE RIGHT NOW!!!

But I digress…

Constitutionally…CONSERVATIVES believe in the people’s right to bear arms…the right to freedom of expression and freedom of religion while…LIBERALS on the other hand…well, THEY believe that this whole nation should be a GUN FREE ZONE so we will all be as safe as those targets who live in Chicago…LIBERALS put up CORRALS for 25 people at a time and call those pens…FREE SPEECH ZONES and…LIBERALS believe in freedom FROM religion.

But, according to what the dog left in the yard…REPUBLICANS AND CONSERVATIVES JUST AIN’T AMERICANS!!!

CONSERVATIVES believe in SELF reliance…LIBERALS believe EVERYBODY should rely on the GOVERNMENT.

CONSERVATIVES want OPPORTUNITIES…LIBERALS want ENTITLEMENTS!!!

Conservatives…ACCORDING TO THAT SAWED OFF LITTLE SAUSAGE…HOWARD DEAN…BELONG IN RUSSIA?????

Now then…some may blame all this ass-backwards slappy crappy on the fact that Howard Dean let loose all of this from Colorado…the home of the happy-hemp Rocky Mountain HIGH but he did make another, equally inane point at his little blatherfest…That being that Republicans, by virtue of the mere IDEA of VOTER ID LAWS simple are trying to keep people from voting.

Oh, really…

Now, we’re NOT AMERICAN and belong in RUSSIA because…WE DON’T THINK IT’S RIGHT FOR DEAD PEOPLE…ILLEGAL ALIENS OR PEOPLE FROM ONE STATE TO VOTE IN THEIR STATE AND THEN BE BUSSED TO ANOTHER AND VOTE AGAIN…IN THE SAME ELECTION??? Just because we don’t find it appropriate to…VOTE AS MANY TIMES IN A SINGLE ELECTION AS POSSIBLE…and frown on voter fraud…we’re not AMERICAN enough for DIPPY DEAN???

I wonder how they run their elections over in RUSSIA???

I’m saying that the evidence is CLEAR…SOMEBODY’S socialist…bordering on full on COMMUNIST party IS better suited for RUSSIA and it AIN’T THE REPUBLICANS but…if ya REALLY want to know just how AMERICAN Howie Dean is…all you need to know is what he said at the 2011 Netroots Nation conference…in HIS view…”WHITE PEOPLE…CHRISTIANS…THOSE OVER THE AGE OF 55 AND ANYONE WHO AGREES WITH THE TEA PARTY…ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY VERSION OF AMERICA!!!”  

Well…EXCUUUUUUUUUSE our…LILY WHITE…BLACK…BROWN…AND ANY OTHER COLOR YOU CARE TO MENTION…YOUNG AND  OLD…RICH AND POOR…IMMIGRANT OR LONG AND STORIED…ALONG WITH OUR GUN TOTING AND FAITH-BASED…ASSES because…WE ARE THE AMERICANS OUR FOUNDERS AND FRAMERS WOULD BE PROUD OF and IF YOU THINK TODAY’S CONSERVATIVES ARE DANGEROUS…THE PATRIOTS WHO CREATED THIS GREAT NATION WOULD HAVE OPENED FIRE ON YOU LIBERAL/SOCIALIST COMMIE WANNABES A LONG DAMN TIME AGO BUT…YOUR HEADS ARE WAY TOO FAR UP YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES TO SEE THE WHITE OF YOUR EYES!!!!!

Friends and fellow Patriots…Today IS FRIDAY and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!

REMINDER!!!

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