Oh boy…Where do I even begin with this week’s list of liberal lunacy???
Nancy Pelosi actually said of Obamacare…“All of the implementation has gone very well.”
I’M SURE SHE ALSO BELIEVES THE PRODUCTION OF “OUR AMERICAN COUSIN” AT FORD’S THEATER ON APRIL 14TH, 1865 WENT…SWIMMINGLY!!!
Then…the crusty old moonbat TWEETED…”FACT: Despite website glitches ≈ 1m have applied and are eligible to #getcovered on #ACA marketplaces. 500,000 have already secured coverage”
Ummm She issued that AFTER Sebelius ADMITTED that ONLY 106,000 had…”SELECTED” coverage but, SHE ALSO REFUSED to say how many had ACTUALLY PAID for it.
Obviously, Pelosi is using the same tabulation system liberals used to count the votes in 2012.
AND…
Over in Moscow…Pyotr Pavlensky decided to protest the Kremlin’s crackdown on human rights by…STRIPING NAKED…SITTING ON THE RED SQUARE BRICKS AND…NAILING HIS NARDS TO THE STREET!!!
Ummmm…
First…Just let me say…
YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay…Now then…
It’s not at all unlike the way OBAMA protested CAPITALISM by STAPLING his to a 2700 PAGE SOCIALIST HEALTHCARE MANIFESTO!!!
At least the BOLSHOI stands to get a new SOPRANO out of the deal.
Anyway…It’s been quite the week but, here we are…On Friday and…
I’m fuming.
Are these people drinking liberal KOOL AID at communion???
The Family Ministries organization has UNINVITED the stars of DUCK DYNASTY from their event in Bristol TN because of…
DUCK COMMANDER WINE!!!!!
Yep…The Robinson family has a deal with Napa Valley wine maker, Trinchero Family Estates, for a line of wines and the FAMILY MINISTRIES organization says THAT doesn’t FIT with THEIR core values.
Ummmmm…
Didn’t JESUS turn water INTO wine for an event one time???
Does JESUS fit into their…CORE VALUES???
DUCK COMMANDER WINES will sell for LESS than 10 bucks a bottle or…is that DUCKS…Per bottle making it a MUST HAVE for THANKSGIVING!!!
May I suggest the WOOD DUCK CHARDONNAY would be a FINE choice between…BLESSING THE MEAL and EATING THE PUMPKIN PIE!!!
According to Dereck Bell, director of development for Family Ministries, “Our greatest responsibility is to the young people we serve. 
Therefore, we feel that in light of the recent news, to continue with this event would send mixed messages to the young people who go through our Adolescent Drug and Alcohol program. Our message must be consistent. The lives of those children may well hang in the balance. We certainly apologize to the people who have already purchased tickets, and pray they understand our position.”
Golly…I sure hope none of those “young people” ever go to a…GROCERY STORE…WHERE THEY HAVE A…COLD BEER AISLE AND A…WINE AND LIQUOR SECTION…They’ll never get OVER it!!!
Look…The Robinsons seem to be a pretty understanding, laid-back family and, they’re not hurting for appearances so I’m reasonably sure THEY won’t hold this against the FAMILY MINISTRIES 19TH AMENDMENT PROHIBITION LOVING PRUDES but…
Trying to make out that the DUCK DYNASTY clan is ANYTHING but a STRONG, FAMILY VALUES, CHRISTIAN bunch of redneck folks is like trying to convince people that…OBAMA IS A STRONG CONSTITUTIONALIST!!!!!
Hey…so long as uncle Si ain’t stompin’ the grapes…HAND ME A CORKSCREW…JACK!!!
Fuming.
Well…
We finally figured out what really matters in the LIBERAL BASTION OF CHICAGO!!!
Mayor RAHM-A-LAMA-DING-DONG has his little panties in a wad because…
THE WORLD TRADE CENTER…IN NEW YORK…IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE NATION’S TALLEST BUILDING instead of CHICAGO’S Willis Tower.
OH…THE HUMANITY!!!!!
According to Rahm…“I just saw the decision. And I would just say to all the experts gathered in one room, if it looks like an antenna, acts like an antenna, then guess what? It is an antenna. That’s number one. I think (with) the Willis Tower you will have a view that’s unprecedented in its beauty, its landscape and its capacity to capture something. Something you can’t do from an antenna. Not that I’m competitive. So for all those who want to climb on top of an antenna and take a look, go ahead. I would suggest stay indoors and take a look.”
Gee whiz Rahmmie…Next time…OFFER A BIGGER BRIBE THAN AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF OBAMA’S FAKE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!!!
I mean…SERIOUSLY…If the little weiner suffers THIS amount of BUILDING ENVY…WHAT’S HE GONNA DO WHEN HE LOSES THE TITLE OF MURDER CAPITAL OF THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF FORMER UNITED STATES TO THAT RAT BASTARD WHO JUST BECAME THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK once stop and frisk is limited to…RAHM’S NAKED LOCKER ROOM HISSY FITS?????
Good grief…
I’m fuming.
Ooooookay…
Some PERUVIAN LIBERAL IDIOT has gone and done it…
Richard Torres…AN ENVIRONMENTALIST…HAS MARRIED…
A TREE IN ARGENTINA!!!!!
Oh yeah…He had a big ol’ ceremony…said “I do” and then…LAID A BIG, WET, SLOPPY KISS ON HIS NEW BRIDE’S…BARK!!!!!
He’s gonna wind up spending his whole honeymoon trying to keep dogs from…PEEING ON HIS WIFE but…
He said he did it to…”DRAW ATTENTION TO GLOBAL ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES!!!”
So far…All he’s done is…DRAW ATTENTION TO HIS OWN…MENTAL ISSUES!!!
There is no word, as yet, regarding how the newlyweds consummated their wedding night but…
AREN’T THERE USUALLY SQUIRRELS IN TREES…LOOKING FOR…NUTS TO CHEW ON??????
You KNOW this “marriage” will never last.
It’s only a matter of time before this LOON has an AFFAIR with a FLOWER BED IN BUENOS ARIES AND FATHERS A POT OF PANSIES!!!!!
I’m Fuming.
And…Finally…
We now have a name to attach as the FIRST…TRUE VICTIM of Obamacare.
Adriana.
She is the charming young woman with the bright, engaging smile who…USED…to adorn the OBAMACARE WEBSITE!!!
The American citizen who was born in Columbia says she responded to the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services, after the agency sought photos of American families and, she sent hers in.
SHE WAS NEVER PAID FOR THE IMAGE AND…WAS NEVER TOLD HOW IT WOULD BE USED!!!
Once the website WENT DOWN LIKE THE HINDENBURG…ADRIANA BECAME THE WRONGFUL TARGET OF SCORN, RIDICULE AND…BULLYING!!!
Adriana…After this socialist, insipid administration and their minions in congress and the press…LABELED CONSERVATIVES AS…RACISTS…FOR THEIR OPPOSITION TO OBAMACARE…
THEY DID TO YOU…EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO MINORITIES FOR DECADES…
THEY EXPLOITED YOU…BASED ON YOUR…ETHNIC AND RACIAL ATTRIBUTES!!!!!
Adriana is young, pretty and…RACIALLY AND JUST ETHINICALLY EXOTIC ENOUGH TO CROSS DEMOGRAPHICS AND THUS…WAS USED TO PROMOTE THE SOCIALIST AGENDA WITHOUT ANY THOUGHT OR COMPENSATION OFFERED AND ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF OFFERING HER THE TRUTH!!!
SHE BECAME THE FRESH FACE OF A FAILED IDEOLOGY AND…THEN…SHE WAS DISCARDED…JUST LIKE THE VOTERS IN THE BLACK AND HISPANIC COMMUNITIES!!!!!
They had an ENDLESS supply of HOLLYWOOD SOCIALISTS WHO WOULD HAVE GLADLY POSED AS THE HAPPIEST PASSENGER ON THE TITANIC BUT…THIS ADMINISTRATION KNEW THERE WAS AN ICEBERG WAITING FOR THEIR SHIP AND THEY REQUIRE HOLLYWOOD TO LURE YOUNG PEOPLE TO THE DEATH TRAP!!!
Nope…GOTTA USE AN UNSUSPECTING PRETTY WOMAN THAT NOBODY KNOWS…But it’s the CONSERVATIVES waging the “WAR ON WOMEN” ISN’T IT???
Speaking of THAT…
HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST OBAMACARE AD OUT THERE???
After VIGOROUSLY defending the “reputation” of SANDRA FLUKE AND MAKING HER A SPEAKER AT THEIR “BOOING GOD CONVENTION…”
The OBAMA administration is NOW…
ACTIVELY COURTING…SLUTS…TO SIGN UP FOR OBAMACRAP!!!!!
“SUSIE AND NATE…HOT TO TROT???”
REALLY?????
And did ya SEE what’s at the very BOTTOM of that ad???
“THE PILL DOESN’T PROTECT YOU FROM STD’s. CONDOMS AND COMMON SENSE DOES THAT.”
Yeah well…Guess what???
OBAMACARE DOESN’T PROTECT YOU FROM GETTING SCREWED…IN FACT…IF YOU ENROLL IN IT…YOU ARE!!!!!
There IS, however, insurance that WILL keep you from BEING RODE HARD AND PUT UP WET…
IT’S CALLED…VOTE FOR THE CONSERVATIVES!!!!!
Living in your parent’s basement until your 27 because you can’t find a JOB???
VOTE FOR THE CONSERVATIVES!!!
Been laid off or cut back to part-time work because of OBAMACARE???
VOTE FOR THE CONSERVATIVES!!!
Did you USED to have insurance and a doctor you LIKED and WANTED TO KEEP???
VOTE FOR THE CONSERVATIVES!!!!!
Did YOU just MARRY A FREAKIN’ TREE AND YOUR BRIDE IS SUFFERING FROM…DUTCH ELM DISEASE???
ARE YOUR NARDS NAILED TO THE BRICKS IN RED SQUARE???
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR MANHOOD BEEN DIMINISHED BECAUSE SOMEBODY ELSE’S GIANT TOWER?????
Are YOU a LIBERAL SOCIALIST…Suffering from the PRE-CONDITION OF MENTAL ILLNESS and NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU AND YOUR PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS HAVE VOTED FOR DEMOCRATS OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS…YOU’RE STILL STUCK IN THE SAME OLD RUT…STILL POOR AND STILL FEEL HELD BACK BY SITUATIONS OUT OF YOUR CONTROL???
Have we ever got the insurance for you.
VOTE FOR THE CONSERVATIVES!!!
THE ONLY CANCELLATIONS WE INTEND TO ISSUE ARE TO THOSE SOCIALIST GOONS IN THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE AND…TO THAT LYING LOUT WITH HIS FEET ON THE FURNITURE IN THE OVAL OFFICE!!!!
And…UNDER Obamacare…EXACTLY WHAT SORT OF TREATMENT CAN WE EXPECT FOR SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS A…HEADACHE???
THAT’S OBAMACARE FOR YA…YOU GET A HEADACHE AND…THEY NAIL YOUR NARDS TO THE GROUND AND SLAP THE EVER LOVIN’ WOOD DUCK CHARDONNAY OUTTA YA!!!
You don’t even want to GUESS what they do for a case of…HEMORRHOIDS!!!!!!!
My friends and fellow Patriots…
Today IS Friday and…
I AM FUMING!!!!!
It sounds like that “Ministry” is the same church I grew up in, NO alcohol at all. And this has the appearance of supporting the drinking of wine, or should I say wHine.
Bahahahahahaha. I had no idea anyone’s nards were nailed to Red Square. Seriously. Between you and Jonah Goldberg, I am hanging in there, though.
So love your posts!!
I’ve enjoyed your fascinating fumings from time to time over the years. Catch your site via our mutual contributions to All Right Magazine. Great salvos, pithy banter, eyes wide open & tongue placed firmly in cheek! Alas, we are losing so many battles & freedoms these days, it’s good to chuckle… amid the tears… & the fumes.
Keep up the fight & the faith, amigo. BTW, if you don’t catch my shenanigans on A.R.M.– you might enjoy perusing my righteous blog. And maybe we could trade LINKS….? http://edenpoliticalcartoons.com/
Friday Fume is always a treat.
This is the best conservative blog its been my privilege to read in a very long time!
Got a good laugh.. even if some of the content was not a real laughing matter.. as for the business of the DUCK COMMANDER WINE ? wonder if the The Family Ministries organization knows that they likely have helped the sale of that brand of wine?
Might as well laugh as some of these liberals and show how absurd they are.. Makes a better point.. And ‘they’ say conservatives have no sense of humor.. Keep up the good work Mr.Andresen !!
This is the first time I have seen your blog and I love it. A rant with a laugh, its good for my blood pressure. Thanks.