It’s been ANOTHER one of THOSE weeks…Hasn’t it?

According to SOCIALIST Rep Elijah Cummings regarding Benghazi: “death is a part of life.”

Hey…poo for brains…THE BENGHAZI 4 DIDN’T DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES!!!!!

The SOCIALIST PRESIDENT OF FRANCE has told HIS government NOT to use ENGLISH words…FUNNY…IT WASN’T A BUNCH OF FRENCH SPEAKING SISSIES WHO KICKED THE GERMAN SPEAKING NAZIS OUT OF PARIS…WAS IT?????

And…On Wednesday…When the TRUTH was being told before a House Committee…ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN AND MSNBC ALL DECLINED TO CARRY A SINGLE MINUTE OF IT!!!!!

You’d think they were trying to cover something up…huh???

Well…Take heart my friends…THERE’S ALWAYS MORE SOCIALIST MISBEHAVIOR TO BE EXPOSED and today IS Friday after all.

Join me, won’t you?

I’m fuming.

Let’s give the China’s “People’s Daily” their national newspaper “a hand” shall we? They’re building a brand new  HEADQUARTERS BUILDING!!!

It’s TALL…

It’s sort of…cylindrical in shape…

The top few floors are just a little bigger that the rest…

Now…Why ANYONE would “jerk” this thing around is BEYOND me.

There are PLENTY of companies in OUR country that would be “PROUD” of having a building like this as THEIR “head” quarters.

CIALIS for instance.

Look…I KNOW this thing just didn’t SPRING UP OVERNIGHT…..

There was lots of…HARD…decision making involved.

Where to put the elevator…SHAFT…I’m thinking…RIGHT UP THE MIDDLE!!!

How many Stories? I mean…After all…DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER?????

And then there’s the overwhelming question…

WHAT KIND OF BUSHES DO YOU PLANT AROUND THE BASE OF IT?????

I’ve heard you don’t want a “crabby” gardener anywhere NEAR the shrubbery.

Ummm…The only problem I can foresee is…EVERY TIME YOU WASH THE WINDOWS…THE BUILDING’S GONNA GET BIGGER!!!!!!!

China is censoring ANYBODY in their country who makes FUM of the damn thing..Right along the line of OUR PROPAGANDA MEDIA AND THE WAY THEY SENSOR THE SAME BASIC STRUCTURE THAT’S SITTING IN OUR OVAL OFFICE!!!!!

By the way…The NY TIMES is now suffering from…

HEADQUARTERS ENVY!!!!!

Fuming.

Oh…THIS IS JUST…CLASSIC!!!!!

The NIH…the National Institute of Health…Has AWARDED some $400,000.00 OF YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS TO A RESEARCH PROJECT THAT IS TRYING TO DEVELOP…

UNDERWEAR…

THAT CAN DETECT WHEN YOU ARE…

SMOKING!!!!!

Let me explain this as delicately as I can…

IF YOU’RE SMOKING…

AND YOUR UNDERWEAR KNOWS IT…

YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!!!!!

And where exactly is this…”RESEARCH” taking place???

THE UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA.

I can however, see an application for this in the hallowed halls of congress WHERE AT LEAST ALL THE SOCIALISTS AND THE RINOS ARE BLOWING SMOKE OUT THEIR BUTTS ON A DAILY BASIS!!!!!

Perhaps a race is in order.

Since Alabama is using our tax dollars to build underwear that can sense SMOKING…

Maybe we could throw some cash at LSU to engineer a TOOTHBRUSH THAT CAN DETECT WHETHER OR NOT YOU JUST FARTED!!!!!!!!

They can text THAT one on congress too.

I’ll tell ya this…When they finish off that new building in China…There’s gonna be a whole LOT of CONSTRUCTION workers who CAN’T AFFORD UNDERWEAR…having a smoke.

Look…The ONLY underwear I know of that SMOKED were the tighty-whitey pair the UNDERWEAR BOMBER had on and nobody noticed THAT until his ANTHONY WEINER WAS ROASTING!!!!!

It’s only a matter of time before we find out that the government is spending OUR money to create SOLAR POWERED SOCKS THAT CAN DETECT WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE DANDRUFF!!!!!

I’m fuming.

And finally…We have THIS…

Last week, Defense Distributed, a VERY innovative group managed to build and FIRE 3D “PRINTED GUN!!!

With a 3D printer…one could actually produce a WORKING, PLASTIC GUN.

Defense Distributed put the blueprints online and yesterday…

OUR DEPARTMENT OF INDEFENSIBLE…ORDERED THEM REMOVED FROM THE PRIVATE COMPANY’S WEBSITE!!!!!

What?

ARE THEY AFRAID THAT PEOPLE MAY START PRINTING THEIR OWN WEAPONS TO TRY AND TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK?????

Of course, the reason the Defense Department gave was that having such a downloadable blueprint on the private company’s website was that it…MIGHT…violate U.S. EXPORT CONTROLS!!!

According to the company’s owner, Cody Wilson,” #DEFCAD is going dark at the request of the SOD Department of Defense Trade Controls. Some shapes are more dangerous than others.”

THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE NEEDS TO GET THEIR MARLBORO DETECTING KNICKERS UNWADDED…

ONE OF THE PIECES OF THE LIBERATOR GUN…THE FIRING PIN…IS MADE OF METAL AND WILL TRIP METAL DETECTORS IN AIRPORTS…

Sorry socialist wussies…There goes THAT argument for you.

BESIDES…IT TAKES AN $8,000.000 3D PRINTER TO MAKE ONE OF THESE THINGS AND THERE ARE ONLY A SMALL HAND FULL OF THOSE AVAILABLE!!!

Here’s the funny part of this though…

THE BLUEPRINTS WERE DOWNLOADED MORE THAN 100,000 TIMES BEFORE THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE ORDERED IT TAKEN OFF DEFENSE DISTRIBUTED’S WEBSITE AND THERE’S NOTHING…NOT ONE THING…THEY CAN DO ABOUT THOSE!!!

In fact…HERE IT IS…JUST CLICK HERE AND SCROLL DOWN!!!!!

So…A PRIVATE company comes up with something innovative and unique and, under this SOCIALIST OPPRESSIVE REGIME…THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE ORDERS IT REMOVED FROM THE INTERNET???

HEY…ASS-HATS…WHAT ABOUT THAT TERRORIST CRAP ABOUT BUILDING BOMBS IN MOM’S KITCHEN???

THAT’S STILL UP ISN’T IT?????

APPARENTLY…ALL YOU NEED TO BUILD A BOMB IS A 30 DOLLAR PRESSURE COOKER…A JAR OF VASOLINE…SOME SCRAP METAL AND GUNPOWDER AND THAT IS STILL AVAILABLE ON THE INTERNET BUT…

SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES AN $8,000.00 PRINTER OF WHICH ONLY A FEW ARE EVEN OUT THERE…

THAT MUST BE TAKEN OFF THE WORLD WIDE WEB!!!!!!!

One wonders what they would have done with the “LIBERATOR” had CODY WILSON been ALI  al-WILSONI INSTEAD???????

MAYBE…IF THE GUY FIRING THE LIBERATOR ON THE VIDEO BEEN WEARING A TABLECLOTH ON HIS HEAD AND YELLING ALALALALALALALALALALALALAHU AKBAR…..

Whoever SHOT the video of the firing of the Liberator will probably BE ARRESTED AND THROWN IN JAIL…

IT’S HAPPENED BEFORE!!!!!

Oh happy, happy, joy, joy…

It’s FRIDAY and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!!!