As we head at warp speed into PETA’s favorite holiday, THANKSGIVING…and wait on the edge of our seats for liberal’s WAR ON CHRISTMAS…we simply can’t ignore the here and now with all of its inane liberal/socialist behavior.

The only mandate socialists got from the election was the the mandate to keep acting like fools.

Joe Biden came out of his hole…Somebody blew sunshine up his butt…

and now we have 4 more years on Imperial rule.

At least, at the end of every week, we can collectively vent a little.

Today IS Friday my Patriot friends and let’s make no mistake about it…

I’m fuming!!!

Certainly by now, you’ve heard about the National Anthem brouhaha.

In Pennsylvania, a high school hockey league decided NOT to have the National Anthem before their games anymore.

Why???

Because THEY claim it TAKES TOO MUCH TIME AND COSTS TOO MUCH!!!

Huh???

The National Anthem takes all of 90 seconds and if you sing REAL slow…MAYBE 2 minutes!!!

The problem, they say, is the cost of ice time.

$300 bucks an hour.

According to Commissioner Ed Sam, “It’s not that we’re not patriotic, that’s the furthest from the truth.”

Hey…Eddy…BULLCRAP stinks EVEN WHEN IT’S ON ICE!!!

That’s the issue with these socialist public school yahoos…the FIRST thing they can think of IS A WAY TO PUT AN END TO SOMETHING PATRIOTIC and the 2^nd thing they think of is TELLING EVERYBODY IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PATRIOTISM!!!

The one thing they NEVER think of IS THE BACKLASH FROM DOING SOMETHING SO STUPID!!!

And they DID get backlash. TONS of it.

SO much so that they have now REINSTATED the Anthem AND made it MANDATORY!!!

Naturally, had they come to ME…I could have EASILY solved their troubles.

All they needed to do is cut about 5 minutes off the pregame warm-ups, cut practice sessions by 10 minutes and shorten the time between periods by 1 minute.

VIOLA!!!

PLENTY of time for the National Anthem.

In fact, using MY ideas, they’d have time for the Anthem, a Catholic Mass AND COMMUNION!!!

Who’s gonna get mad? Islamists and Atheists???

First of all…ISLAMISTS DON’T GO TO HOCKEY GAMES BECAUSE ICE DIDN’T EXIST IN BUTT CRACKISTAN IN THE 7^TH CENTURY…

Second…THE ONLY ATHEISTS AT A HOCKEY GAME ARE THOSE GODLESS REFS AND THEIR SEEING EYE PENGUINS AND WHO CARE WHAT THEY THINK???

And third…If YOU don’t think there are ALREADY prayers being said at high school hockey games…YOU’VE NEVER HEARD A TEENAGE GOALIE FACING A POWER PLAY!!!

“DEAR GOD…You KNOW the only reason I’m in the CREASE is because I can’t work the ice like the other guys. If You get me OUTTA this with ANYTHING less than 3 in the net…I SWEAR I’ll stop peeking in the girl’s showers and I’ll ONLY stare at Lisa Blaine’s chest during study hall. And, You know…If Ben Finkelstein, that kid I copy from on the algebra tests is right…”

“Amen…AND Shalom!!!!!”

Cut the NATIONAL ANTHEM because it COSTS TOO MUCH and TAKES TOO LONG???

Fuming.

Off we go to the land of FAKE INDIAN SENATORS!!!!

This week, the family of Delvonte Tisdale is SUING the Boston suburb of Charlotte, the Charlotte-Douglas International Airport and US Airways for $10,000.00 regarding the 16 year olds death 2 years ago.

Here’s how it happened.

Apparently, this dumb-ass climbed OVER the AIRPORT FENCE…ran ACROSS the runway, got ONTO the tarmac and CLIMBED INTO THE WHEEL-WELL OF A U.S. AIRWAYS JET!!!

Somewhere…OVER the suburb…TISDALE FELL OUT!!!

Naturally, his family can’t find HIM at fault and in true socialist fashion…THEY’RE BLAMING EVERYBODY ELSE!!!

THEY claim that Charlotte ,the airport and the airline should have done more to prevent Tisdale from getting onto the tarmac and into the wheel well of the plane.

LIKE WHAT???

ERECT A GUARD TOWER WITH A SNIPER TO PICK OFF RUNWAY RUN AWAYS????

It’s a WONDER they’re not suing the DESCENDENTS OF IKE NEWTON!!!!!

I’ll go WAAAAAY out on a limb here and guess that this WASN’T the FIRST butt-stupid thing this kid did in his life but…I’ll ALSO guarantee you it WAS the LAST butt-stupid thing he did.

Here’s the problem…ALL THE TSA GOONS WERE…INSIDE…THE AIRPORT AND NONE OF THEM BOTHERED TO GO…OUTSIDE…TO JUNK-GRAB STOW AWAYS!!!!

It’s NOT the City’s fault, or the airport’s fault or the airline’s fault this kid was a sharp as a bag of door knobs…

IT’S THE FAULT OF WHATEVER PUBLIC SCHOOL THIS DOOFUS SOMETIMES MAY HAVE ATTENDED!!!

SUE THEM!!!

If the family of every STUPID socialist in Massachusetts gets 10 grand per IDIOT…

BEANTOWN IS GONNA GO BROKE FASTER THAN A SOLAR PANEL COMPANY!!!!!

I’m Fuming!

A couple of days ago, the EMPEROR stood in front of that goofy gold shower curtain and graciously exhibited himself to his Pravda Propaganda corps.

This is a guy who has NOT stood before the press for 8 months and considering everything that’s gone down SINCE last March…NOBODY BUT ED HENRY COULD ASK A PRESSING QUESTION???

REALLY???

It was a 53 minute SLOBBER FEST and nearly an hour of MY life I’ll never get back.

If ANYTHING should be taken from that sham of a press conference…

OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT THE EMPEROR AND HIS PROPAGANDISTS ARE WILLING TO SPOON IN PUBLIC…

It’s that he’s STILL LYING about Benghazi.

When asked about Republican plans to convene a Select Committee to get to the bottom of the deadly attack…AND THEIR OPPOSITION TO Susan Rice as a possible Secretary of State nominee…

The Emperor took the opportunity to launch a defense of the blathering Susan Rice.

HE COULDN’T EVEN GET THROUGH HIS FAKE OUTRAGE WITHOUT A SMIRK ON HIS FACE!!!!

Then he said…

“WE’RE AFTER AN ELECTION NOW…I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT FOR US TO FIND OUT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN BENGHAZI AND I’M HAPPY TO COOPERATE IN ANY WAYS CONGRESS WANTS…”

WE’RE AFTER AN ELECTION NOW???

SO…NOW…WE CAN START GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF BENGHAZI???

NOW??? BECUASE NOW…WE’RE AFTER AN ELECTION?????

Oh really?

HERE’S WHAT THIS LYING SACK OF CRAP SAID…BEFORE THE ELECTION:

“But I do take offense, as I’ve said during one of the debates, that there’s some suggestion, you know, that we, in any way haven’t tried to make sure that the American people knew as information was coming in what we believed happened.”

Sooooo…BEFORE the election he was OFFENDED because we were pointing out the FACT that the Emperor wasn’t getting to the bottom of what happened in Benghazi and a couple of days ago, he says…

“WE’RE AFTER AN ELECTION NOW…I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT FOR US TO FIND OUT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN BENGHAZI AND I’M HAPPY TO COOPERATE IN ANY WAYS CONGRESS WANTS…”

Oh hell…now HIS phony outrage HAS ME OFFENDED!!!!

At the END of that clip…HE FAKES OUTRAGE AGAIN AND CLAIMS THAT SENATORS GRAHAM AND MCCAIN ARE…”GOING AFTER AMBASSADOR RICE…”

Look you floppy-eared weasel…in the FIRST place…THEY ARE GOING AFTER THE TRUTH and in the second place…

ANYONE WHO GOES ON 5 SUNDAY SHOWS AND BLAMES THE TERRORIST ATTACK IN BENGHAZI ON A STUPID YOU TUBE VIDEO AFTER YOU…THE EMPEROR…CLAIMS THAT YOU…HER BOSSES BOSS…SAID IT WAS AN ACT OF TERROR THE MORNING AFTER THE ATTACK AND 4 DAYS AHEAD OF HER SUNDAY APPEARANCES…

Let me put it this way…Susan Rice now has as much credibility on the world stage AS THE BAKER’S UNION HAS WITH HOSTESS!!!!

SHE’S MORE INCOMPETENT THAN JOE BIDEN and THAT ain’t an easy accomplishment!!!

Naturally, Senator Graham had a response to Obama’s “If Senator McCain and Senator Graham and others want to go after somebody, they should go after me,” FAKE OUTRAGE…

“Mr. President, don’t think for one minute I don’t hold you ultimately responsible for Benghazi. I think you failed as Commander in Chief before, during, and after the attack. We owe it to the American people and the victims of this attack to have full, fair hearings and accountability be assigned where appropriate. Given what I know now, I have no intention of promoting anyone who is up to their eyeballs in the Benghazi debacle.”

If we ever DO find out what really happened in Benghazi…IT’LL BE BECAUSE WE SCRAPED THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL BY GOING TO THE VERY TOP OF THIS TREASONOUS ADMINISTRATION!!!

(Breathe…breathe…)

My friends, it’s Friday and…

In case you missed it…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!

Publishers Note!!!

Be watching for our FIRST, “Redneck Guide to Survivin’ the Opocalypse” coming…THIS AFTERNOON!!! It’s Friday after all and we could ALL use a little more fun!!!

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